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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: sharp-tongued, principled, and fandom-brained. Like Lisa, they care a lot about social issues and call out misogyny and ageism, as in “Another reason why men shouldn’t be telling women what to do with their bodies!” and “this is just embarrassing how you have to get called out within your own fandom to stop with the ageism…”. They’re also outspoken about feminism and double standards in media, e.g. “Never seen a game where they sexualize their characters so much my God… I wonder how the incels would react if it was done the same way to the male characters”. At the same time, they’re very passionate and nerdy about their interests (BTS, Twice, Genshin), similar to Lisa’s intense devotion to her causes and hobbies, shown in tweets like “PARADISE say another song and youre wrong!” and “Suga little outfit was my favorite 🥺 We win”. Their mix of earnest moral stance and petty, witty dragging of other fandoms mirrors Lisa’s combination of righteousness and occasional superiority complex, such as “And army are supposed to be the worst fandom? This is why I cant stand you people and your nugu idols”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets are about fandoms, games, and their own reactions rather than socializing or seeking spotlight, and they often frame things from a personal POV like “Sometimes I wonder why all my irl always end up being extroverts.. LET ME LIVE”, which hints at an inward-focused, easily-drained social battery. Their style leans strongly intuitive: they jump quickly to broader implications and patterns in fandom behavior or industry issues rather than sticking to just the concrete event, like critiquing sexualization in games and gender double standards in “Never seen a game where they sexualize their characters so much my God… I wonder how the incels would react if it was done the same way to the male characters”. They are clearly feeling-oriented: most arguments are rooted in values (anti‑homophobia, anti‑transphobia, anti‑ageism, feminism) and emotional reactions, e.g. calling out ageism and empathy for fans of all ages in “This is just embarrassing how you have to get called out within your own fandom to stop with the ageism knowing damn well these fandoms are full of all kinds of ages” and defending marginalized groups in “We are TIRED, these people take a joke and run with it to be transphobic and homophobic”. Their spontaneity, strong emotional venting, and lack of focus on planning/structure suggest perceiving over judging: they tweet in the moment, reactively, with lots of "IM GONNA HANG MYSELF"-style exaggeration and chaotic stan humor like “IM POSSIBLE would’ve devoured too I fear 😭” and “People always complaining about something on this damn app 😭”, rather than talking about schedules or long-term organizing. Overall, a passionate, values-driven inner world, strong reactions to injustice and fandom ethics, and a meme-y, unstructured tweeting style align best with INFP.

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Multi-stan ARMY with a Genshin backlog. Once almost liked a hate tweet because the idol looked too good. Opinions loud, streams louder.– @vaneyoongles

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a chaotic-but-fun mix, just like someone who says “THIS WAS HIS BEST HAIR IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS YES THE MINT HAIR EXISTS BUT THIS ONE HERE IS MAKING ME OVULATE” and then turns around to lovingly scream “I LOVE JIN SM 😭”. Soju with a splash of tequila gives it strong, messy-fun ARMY energy that can survive fanwars, inspired by them defending BTS and dragging antis like in “Just say you want someone white rat 🥱 Jungkook released an English album… SHUT UP WHALES”. Mint and lime cordial nods to the iconic mint hair they obsess over and the refreshing sincerity when they gush, like “pretty eyes from a pretty boy 🌱”. Spicy chili-honey syrup represents how they’re sweet but will absolutely scorch someone when needed, as seen in “Can the sesame street muppet in the video SHUT UP and do their research before opening their mouth”. Pink guava soda adds a playful, fruity sparkle matching their caps-lock fangirling in “MY SHAYLAAAAAAS” and their Twice/XG love like “XG and Twice too, its truly a blessing”. The edible glitter rim with popping candy is the drama and karma payback, echoing “Love the army karma” and their flair for loud reactions like “IM POSSIBLE would’ve devoured too I fear 😭”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very confrontational courage and a tendency to jump in and defend what they think is right, even aggressively, which is strongly Gryffindor-coded. For example, they call out misogyny and control over women’s bodies in “Another reason why men shouldn’t be telling women what to do with their bodies!” and mock hypocritical ‘feminists’ in fandom in “Always calling themselves feminists and then end up doing shit like this? But yeah army are the problem I guess?”, showing they’re unafraid of conflict. They repeatedly defend BTS/ARMY against other fandoms, like “And army are supposed to be the worst fandom? This is why I cant stand you people and your nugu idols” and “Just say you want someone white rat 🥱 Jungkook released an English album… and yall still complain, SHUT UP WHALES”, which reflects bold loyalty expressed through open confrontation rather than quiet support. Their impulsive, dramatic language—“Can the sesame street muppet in the video SHUT UP and do their research before opening their mouth” and hyperbolic reactions like “IM GONNA HANG MYSELF”—aligns more with fiery Gryffindor temperament than calculated Slytherin or patient Hufflepuff. While they clearly care about fairness (calling out ageism, transphobia, homophobia in “We are TIRED, these people take a joke and run with it to be transphobic and homophobic”), the way they act on those values—loudly, fearlessly, and sometimes recklessly—fits Gryffindor best.

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The best fit for them is “MIC Drop (Steve Aoki Remix)” because their whole timeline has the confident, petty, clapback energy of that song. They’re a loud, proud ARMY who hypes BTS constantly, like calling Seesaw “the queen that you are” and wishing they could hear it again for the first time “Oh Seesaw, the queen that you are. The things I would do to listen to you again for the first time”. At the same time, they are very confrontational toward other fandoms and hypocrisy, dragging solos and antis with lines that feel straight out of a diss track, e.g. “I swear solos are the ones always more worried about what the other members are doing just for a ‘gotcha’ moment like get a job 😭” and “And army are supposed to be the worst fandom? This is why I cant stand you people and your nugu idols”. They also defend BTS’ artistic choices against xenophobic or racist complaints with sharp, unapologetic language, like “Just say you want someone white rat 🥱 Jungkook released an English album, a literal pop album and yall still complain, SHUT UP WHALES”. That mix of unwavering loyalty, swagger, and readiness to stun haters matches the defiant, victory-lap vibe of MIC Drop perfectly.

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