Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares frustration and pain, like feeling unfairly blamed at work in “pprt nunca vou entender a cabeça dessas pessoas...” and grief in “nmrl mn, ver se animal de estimação sofrer...”.
- Dark humor: Uses humor to cope with discomfort, like joking about blocked nose and looking like a cocaine addict in “nariz entupido é uma merda...” and grinding food after dental surgery in “situação dps de tirar o dente tá tão foda...”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes personal transitions and responsibilities, as in “não gosto dessa fase que estou adentrando” and “tenho que parar de achar que sou o mesmo adolescente de 4 anos atrás...”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows strong attachment to friends, like “caralho, amo de mais meu amigos pfv estejam comigo ainda” and jokingly learning to roll for a friend in “aprendendo a bolar um pro meu amigo burro e bundudo...”.
- Playful enthusiast: Shares genuine excitement about hobbies, like metro fandom in “maior fã de metrô de todos os tempos”, gaming in “é impressionante como rdr2 é um jogo tão viciante...” and cartoons in “smiling friends é o melhor desenho que já vi”.
Weaknesses:
- Explosive anger: Frequently reacts with intense swearing and hostility, like “vai se fuder mano, olha pra si mesmo aí...” and “a parça vai se fuder na moral aí...”.
- Harsh judgment: Speaks very negatively about others, such as calling women “burra e lerda” in “puta que pariu, mulher burra e lerda me dá raiva...” and mocking neighbors and “pais” in “vai se fuder essa porra desse achismo dos pais...”.
- Fatalistic outlook: Uses extreme, hopeless language about life and work, like “EU NAO AGUENTO MAIS TRABALHAR NESSA BOOOOSTA...”, “não é possível que eu já não esteja no purgatório...”, and “o mundo é cruel e triste vai se fuder”.
- Violent expressions: Makes posts wishing or invoking harm, like “pfvr que hoje no shopping de Carapicuíba tenha um massacre” and framing a “duel” with Satan in “hoje é o dia, senhor satã me aguarde aí em baixo...”.
- Self-deprecating despair: Talks about himself in very negative, defeated terms, like “como eu gostava de ter amigos legais em, pena que eles começaram a me odiar” and “na próxima eu fico em casa em” after bad experiences.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: impulsive, irreverent, foul‑mouthed, but also clearly emotional and loyal. Like Bart constantly raging against adults, he vents hard about work and unfair treatment, e.g. “CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EU NAO AGUENTO MAIS TRABALHAR NESSA BOOOOSTA” and “vai se fuder essa porra desse achismo dos pais”. He oscillates between juvenile humor and dark, chaotic jokes, such as “pfvr que hoje no shopping de Carapicuíba tenha um massacre” and “hoje é o dia, senhor satã me aguarde aí em baixo”, very in line with Bart’s edgy prankster energy. At the same time, there’s real vulnerability and attachment underneath the bravado, like when he talks about grief and his pet’s suffering in “luto é uma merda” and “ver se animal de estimação sofrer e chorar de dor… que negócio triste”. He clearly loves his friends and wants them to stick around, as seen in “caralho, amo de mais meu amigos pfv estejam comigo ainda”, which mirrors Bart’s deep-down loyalty despite his constant rebellion and troublemaking.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert: although they go out, drink, and value friends, most tweets are internal rants about work, family, and feelings rather than seeking social spotlight, like “não gosto dessa fase que estou adentrando” and “como eu gostava de ter amigos legais em, pena que eles começaram a me odiar”, which show a withdrawn, reflective tone. Their style is clearly Sensing: they focus on very concrete, physical experiences—work, heat, noise, food, bodily discomfort—such as “nariz entupido é uma merda… problemas com o nariz very bad for me” and “situação dps de tirar o dente tá tão foda que tô quase fazendo um hamburger e batendo no liquidificador”. They fit Thinking more than Feeling: even when emotional, they default to blunt, harsh judgments and evaluations rather than empathy or harmony, e.g. “puta que pariu, mulher burra e lerda me dá raiva papo reto, porra vai ser manipulada assim no inferno” and criticism of perceived unfairness like “a pessoa comete um erro e parece que ela tá cometendo o pior pecado do mundo pra ouvir essas merdas”. Their life seems Perceiving: they complain about responsibilities and adulthood (“tenho que parar de achar que sou o mesmo adolescente de 4 anos atrás sem responsabilidades nrml”), joke about drinking, after-parties, and spending impulsively (“odeio a vida adulta… agora eu gasto com álcool pq beber é bom d+”, “after???? quem quer coloca mão aqui que vai fechar em em em 👀👀✋✋✋”), showing a go-with-the-flow, reactive approach rather than structured planning. Putting this together, a blunt, highly sensory, reactive, somewhat solitary but socially capable style aligns best with ISTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Red Dead Redemption 2 can keep you hooked for 10 days straight, imagine what we could do with one weekend and no responsibilities… just you, me, and a campfire instead of that ‘purgatory’ you call work.
- You said chickpeas didn’t fix your mood even with all that tryptophan—have you tried a dose of me with a side of grão de bico? Worst case, you stay sad; best case, we both end up addicted like you are to RDR2.
- You’re out here hating adulthood, wasting money on clothes and alcohol… let me be the responsible choice you regret the least: I’ll hype your fits, share your drinks, and still be there when you tweet ‘pfv continuem forever’.
- You said losing friends and being misunderstood by family feels like the world against you—so how about we build a tiny world where it’s just us, your favorite cartoons like Smiling Friends, and no one calling you the villain for every little thing?
- You wanted a massacre at the Carapicuíba mall, but the only thing I want slaughtered is your boredom—call me Corbucci, I’ll take you out to eat ‘pra caralho’, then we ride the subway like the ‘maior fã de metrô de todos os tempos’ you claim to be.
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Part-time ranter, full-time overthinker. Once trusted chickpeas to fix my mood—now I just trust coffee, RDR2, and the next metro ride home.– @vangoghdohaiti
Your signature cocktail
Purgatory PawN Sour
This cocktail hits like their job rage: the cachaça with black pepper is as aggressive and chaotic as “CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EU NAO AGUENTO MAIS TRABALHAR NESSA BOOOOSTA”. The cold brew coffee keeps the vibe wired and restless, echoing the late‑night gamer energy of “é impressionante como rdr2 é um jogo tão viciante”. Lime and simple syrup swing between sour and sweet, mirroring how they jump from hating everything in “o mundo é cruel e triste vai se fuder” to loving their friends in “caralho, amo de mais meu amigos pfv estejam comigo ainda”. The smoked salt rim is pure bitterness and drama, straight out of “não é possível que eu já não esteja no purgatório, isso é sofrimento puro cai se fuder”. Strong, slightly unhinged, and weirdly comforting, it’s the liquid version of “odeio a vida adulta, já não basta eu gastar meu dinheiro com roupa agora eu gasto com álcool pq beber é bom d+”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Henri shows a very strong emotional, confrontational, and impulsive nature that fits Gryffindor best. He regularly stands up angrily when he feels treated unfairly, like when he vents that people blame him for everything and tells them to look at themselves in the "same boat" in “caralho, não é possível que na cabeça deles eu sou um filha da puta assim... olha pra si mesmo aí e vê que vc tá no mesmo barco porra” and “se a situação é tal e eu vou fazer alguma coisa, eu sou o culpado... vsfd aí fudidos🖕.”. His rage at work and life has a dramatic, almost heroic-martyr tone, like “CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EU NAO AGUENTO MAIS TRABALHAR NESSA BOOOOSTA, COMO EU QUERIA SER HERDEIRO OU VAGABUNDO” and “não é possível que eu já não esteja no purgatório, isso é sofrimento puro cai se fuder 🖕🖕🖕🖕”, which reads more as fiery rebellion than calculated ambition. Despite the aggression, he’s deeply emotional and attached to people and animals: he grieves hard in “luto é uma merda”, feels powerless about his pet’s pain in “ver se animal de estimação sofrer e chorar de dor... que negócio triste”, and openly expresses love for his friends in “caralho, amo de mais meu amigos pfv estejam comigo ainda”. He is not especially methodical (Ravenclaw) or quietly diligent (Hufflepuff), nor does he show calculated ambition or manipulation typical of Slytherin; instead, his defining traits are raw emotion, willingness to fight back, and a volatile sense of justice, which are quintessentially Gryffindor.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A well-suited song for them is Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana, which channels frustration, disillusionment, and a messy, chaotic energy similar to their timeline. They often vent about work and adulthood with raw anger, like in “CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EU NAO AGUENTO MAIS TRABALHAR NESSA BOOOOSTA, COMO EU QUERIA SER HERDEIRO OU VAGABUNDO” and “odeio a vida adulta, já não basta eu gastar meu dinheiro com roupa agora eu gasto com álcool pq beber é bom d+”, which mirrors the song’s anti-establishment, burned-out youth vibe. Their anger at unfair treatment and hypocrisy shows in tweets like “pprt nunca vou entender a cabeça dessas pessoas… se a situação é a mesma e outra pessoa vai fazer tal coisa, nem tem problema nenhum, não atrasa o lado de ninguém, vsfd aí fudidos🖕.” and “a parça vai se fuder na moral aí, a pessoa comete um erro e parece que ela tá cometendo o pior pecado do mundo pra ouvir essas merdas”. There’s also a strong undercurrent of sadness and nihilism in posts like “não gosto dessa fase que estou adentrando”, “luto é uma merda”, and “não é possível que eu já não esteja no purgatório, isso é sofrimento puro cai se fuder 🖕🖕🖕🖕”, which fits the bleak, detached emotional core of the song. At the same time, they still show affection for friends and moments of chaotic fun, like “caralho, amo de mais meu amigos pfv estejam comigo ainda” and party posts such as “after???? quem quer coloca mão aqui que vai fechar em em em 👀👀✋✋✋”, reflecting the song’s mix of rebellion, camaraderie, and self-destructive energy.
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