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This user fits Bart Simpson best: energetic, chaotic, and driven by passion for games and hype moments. They constantly bounce between obsessions (Splatoon, Fire Emblem, Bayonetta, Minecraft, MCC) with loud, all-caps reactions like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “PATH OF RADIANCE IS REAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭”, which mirrors Bart’s over-the-top enthusiasm. Their mix of salty frustration and humor, as in “IM FUCKING DISTRAUGHT RIGHT NOW” and “HEY TEAM GRUB STOP DISCONNECTING FFS CANT WIN SHIT”, feels very Bart-like in tone. They also show a rebellious, meme-y side with tweets like “hi there whop here again never gonna give you up never gonna let you dow”, fitting Bart’s prankster nature. Underneath the chaos there’s genuine affection for their interests and community, seen in “HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF MY LAST STREAM 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉” and their dedication to events like Choose Your Legends and Splatfests, echoing Bart’s loyalty to the things he loves.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most tweets are about personal gaming experiences and reactions rather than social life, and they even say things like “ok time for me to disappear into the void again”, suggesting a preference for withdrawing rather than constant interaction. Their focus on fandoms, possibilities, and hypothetical hopes (e.g. “if there’s no fire emblem in the direct tmr, this account will just be splatoon 3 related from then” and “i’ll probably do something in the summer just saying…”) points to Intuition over concrete, sensory detail. The heavy emotional language, value-driven outbursts, and attachment to characters and outcomes — for instance “IM FUCKING DISTRAUGHT RIGHT NOW”, “THE SQUID SISTERS ARE BACK THIS ALL I EVER WANTED”, and “they CANT get rid of tt units i need my favs in funny little outfits 😭” — indicate a Feeling preference. Their timeline shows spontaneity and reacting in the moment to news or events (e.g. live reactions like “ITS STARTING OMGG” and “IM GONNA STAY UP TILL 5AM FOR SQUID PEOPLE I SWEAR”) rather than structured planning, which aligns with Perceiving. Overall, the combination of inward focus, imaginative fandom enthusiasm, strong emotional expression, and go-with-the-flow behavior fits INFP best.

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Splatoon ink addict, Fire Emblem enjoyer, and occasional streamer. Once stayed up till 5AM for virtual squid concerts and would do it again.– @vanguard7_

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Named after their Splatoon obsession and chaotic energy, this drink layers bright colors like a turf war zone and hits fast, like staying up for a concert at 5 AM while “playing splatoon 3 at 3:33am while waiting for a splatoon 3 concert. cant get better than this”. Blue curaçao mirrors the inky seas of their countless Splatoon tweets, from “S+ BABYYY TOTALLY DIDNT TAKE ALL DAY TO GET” to screaming “BIG MAN SWEEEEEEEEEEEPP”. The spicy mango chili liqueur represents their fiery reactions and salt when games go wrong, like “MY MARIE AMIIBO IS NOT SCANNING THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE” and “IM FUCKING DISTRAUGHT RIGHT NOW”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright, citrusy, and fun, echoing their multifandom hype from “PATH OF RADIANCE IS REAL 😭😭😭” to “THE SQUID SISTERS ARE BACK THIS ALL I EVER WANTED”. A light absinthe mist adds a mysterious edge for their gacha/FEH luck swings like “IS YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME I JUST WANT TO SAVE UP FOR BRAVE TIKI” and their bio’s “80% luck growth.” Finally, the star-shaped sugar rim celebrates their celebratory, confetti energy when things go right, from “CAPTAIN SPARKLEZ FINALLY WON MCC OH MY GOD” to “HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉”, making the cocktail as loud and sparkly as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong Gryffindor-style willingness to throw themselves headfirst into things they care about, even when it’s inconvenient or a bit reckless. Their decision to stay up extremely late for events like the Splatoon concert — “IM GONNA STAY UP TILL 5AM FOR SQUID PEOPLE I SWEAR” and “playing splatoon 3 at 3:33am while waiting for a splatoon 3 concert. cant get better than this” — reflects impulsiveness and a ‘go big or go home’ attitude. They’re also intensely passionate and dramatic in their reactions, with all-caps emotional outbursts like “IM FUCKING DISTRAUGHT RIGHT NOW” and “I’m done with this game IM SO DONE”, which read more as fiery than calculated. Even their gaming grind has a bold, push-through mentality, as in “what being married to the grind does to you:” and celebrating rank like “S+ BABYYY TOTALLY DIDNT TAKE ALL DAY TO GET”. While there is some loyalty to fandoms and friends, the dominant traits here are passionate intensity, impulsivity, and a readiness to dive into challenges, which align most closely with Gryffindor.

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A well-suited song for them is “The Middle” because it’s about staying upbeat and doing your own thing even when stuff around you is chaotic, which fits their high-energy, fandom-driven online persona. They’re constantly riding emotional highs and lows with games and media, from screaming about Splatoon like “IM GONNA STAY UP TILL 5AM FOR SQUID PEOPLE I SWEAR” to triumphs such as “S+ BABYYY TOTALLY DIDNT TAKE ALL DAY TO GET”. The song’s message of pushing through frustration lines up with posts like “i’m done with this game IM SO DONE” and “MY MARIE AMIIBO IS NOT SCANNING THIS IS FUCKING TERRIBLE”, where they vent but keep going anyway. At the same time, the optimistic tone fits their excitement over announcements and events, such as “PATH OF RADIANCE IS REAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “THE SQUID SISTERS ARE BACK THIS ALL I EVER WANTED”. Overall, the song’s mix of angst, perseverance, and cheerful energy mirrors their “multifandom” hype, salt, and joy-filled timeline.

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