Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: They recognize the seriousness of their situation, as in “This sh shit kinda serious guys…. Idk….”.
- Supportive: They reassure others and wish them safety, like in “obviously not putting anyone down who does tho!! U guys are brave!! Be safe tho”.
- Honest: They share unfiltered thoughts about food, pain, and fear, for example “This sh shit kinda serious guys…. Idk….” and detailed food logs.
- Reflective: They question their experiences and reactions, such as “Why do my cuts never hurt where I’ve just cut but instead in a random place…”.
- Humorous: They use jokes to talk about difficult topics, like “Miso soup more like mid soup HAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harming: They actively plan and describe cutting, like “I started on a new area to cut #scared it’s gonna hurt like a bitch because of bones”.
- Disordered-eating: They track very low calories and celebrate weight loss, such as “Stuff I ate today and cals!... All together = 557… 207 total!” and goals for BMI and GW.
- Body-fixated: They focus heavily on weight, BMI, and appearance, for example “WOKE UP AND LOST 1 KG LIFE IS GOOD… IM AT BMI 20 YESSSS”.
- Risk-normalizing: They frame harmful behavior as normalized or ‘safe’, such as “WE all sanitise before cutting WE are safe from infection”.
- Emotionally-overwhelmed: They show distress about food and urges, like “Just ate 1k calories now I feel an urge to weigh myself I don’t wanna but I do wanna ughhhhh”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, particularly her intense self-criticism and fixation on self-improvement pushed to unhealthy extremes. Lisa often channels anxiety and a need for control into perfectionism, similar to how this user tracks food and calories obsessively, as seen when they list out every item eaten and its calories in detail: “Stuff I ate today and cals! ... All together = 557 ... 207 total!”. The user’s drive to change their body—bio stats, goals, and celebration of weight loss like “WOKE UP AND LOST 1 KG LIFE IS GOOD ... IM AT BMI 20 YESSSS”—mirrors Lisa’s tendency to tie her self-worth to performance and numbers. Lisa’s episodes dealing with body image and emotional pain parallel the user’s visible struggle with self-harm and coping, such as “I love when cuts stop stinging and become like an aching pain it’s soothing” and “This sh shit kinda serious guys…. Idk….”. There is also a self-aware, slightly dark humor in the way they talk about their situation—“Forcing myself to eat miso soup this shit is so rank Miso soup more like mid soup HAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA”—which fits Lisa’s mix of intelligence, sensitivity, and sometimes bleak, wry outlook when she’s struggling.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert (I) because their focus is on private struggles rather than socializing; they worry about people they know finding the account, as seen in “I’m scared one of my irls might know this account hi….. if u do”, and they don't mention parties, large friend groups, or social events. Their posts are highly Sensing (S), centered on concrete, physical details: specific weights and BMIs in the bio, calorie counts in “Stuff I ate today and cals! … All together = 557 Steps = 7.6k (about 250 cals burnt according to google) 207 total!”, and sensory descriptions like “Why can’t it be silent to cut I hate hearing my skin or the blade yuck!”. They show a strong Feeling (F) orientation, expressing emotions and bodily sensations rather than logical analysis: “I love when cuts stop stinging and become like an aching pain it’s soothing” and “This sh shit kinda serious guys…. Idk….” emphasize how they feel, and they add supportive qualifiers like “obviously not putting anyone down who does tho!! U guys are brave!! Be safe tho”. Their behavior looks more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they make short-term, reactive decisions (e.g., “I’m gonna try and do a week where everyday I eat below 500cals I think it’s just difficult in a house where I’m constantly offered snacks”) and often respond impulsively to urges (“Just ate 1k calories now I feel an urge to weigh myself I don’t wanna but I do wanna ughhhhh”) rather than showing long-term structured planning. The blend of inward focus, sensory detail, emotional intensity, and reactive, in-the-moment choices best fits ISFP—a type known for strong feelings, physical/sensory awareness, and a more spontaneous, flexible lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said miso soup is ‘mid soup’, but if we were sharing a bowl I’d call it ‘miso soulmate’—I’d even finish yours so you don’t have to suffer through it.
- You’re out here calculating cupcake + crème caramel + steps like a human calorie calculator, but I’m just trying to figure out the math of how many dates it takes before we can share dessert instead of numbers.
- You joked about being scared to hit beans and sticking to ‘cat scratches and styros’—if you ever want a different kind of adrenaline rush, we could try something wild like… watching a movie and actually taking care of ourselves for 2 hours straight.
- You said 1k cals gave you the urge to weigh yourself—if it helps, my favorite measurement is your laugh per minute, and that hits goal every time without a scale.
- You woke up celebrating hitting BMI 20; I’m over here thinking the real glow-up would be us flexing as the duo that swapped ‘shedtwt’ for ‘soft, safe, and slightly unhinged couple posting’.
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Your new Twitter bio
15 • Professional miso soup hater in a love–hate relationship with fajitas • Probably overthinking my next snack choice right now– @vanilladtz
Your signature cocktail
The Silent Cut Fajita Fizz
The Silver tequila with a splash of saline captures their sharp, stinging edge and fascination with pain, like when they said “I love when cuts stop stinging and become like an aching pain it’s soothing”. Miso-infused soda water nods to their love–hate relationship with food and that tragic soup era: “Forcing myself to eat miso soup this shit is so rank Miso soup more like mid soup”. The lime juice and tajín rim represent their spicy frustration about calories, especially when they lamented “now my mum is making me make fajitas for the family fajitas are too high in cal!!”. A caramel syrup drizzle is the sweet layer hiding under the pain, like their careful calorie counts and love of dessert in “Crème caramel : 109… All together = 557”. Finally, edible glitter ice reflects their almost celebratory tone about weight and BMI, shimmering like their excitement in “WOKE UP AND LOST 1 KG LIFE IS GOOD… IM AT BMI 20 YESSSS”, while the whole drink fizzes with the anxious, experimental energy of someone who admits “This sh shit kinda serious guys…. Idk….”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a strong streak of ambition and goal-focus around weight, tracking stats and progress like a project: their bio lists Sw 55kg Cw 53kg Gw 45kg BMI 22.4 and they celebrate progress with, “WOKE UP AND LOST 1 KG LIFE IS GOOD I ALSO MEASURED MYSELF AGAIN IM 158 CM SO IM AT BMI 20 YESSSS”. They methodically calculate calories and burn, as in “Stuff I ate today and cals! ... All together = 557 Steps = 7.6k (about 250 cals burnt according to google) 207 total!”, which shows a strategic, results‑oriented mindset typical of Slytherin. They also set themselves harsh challenges like, “I’m gonna try and do a week where everyday I eat below 500cals I think it’s just difficult in a house where I’m constantly offered snacks”, revealing persistence and willingness to push boundaries to reach their goals. Even within self-harm discourse, they frame others as “brave” and themselves as choosing a different strategy—“I’ll stick to cat scratches and styros ❤️🩹 obviously not putting anyone down who does tho!! U guys are brave!! Be safe tho”—which fits Slytherin’s self-preservation and calculated risk-taking rather than reckless courage. Overall, the blend of ambition, strict self-discipline, and strategic planning aligns more with Slytherin than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury A Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song for them is Bury A Friend by Billie Eilish because it captures the disturbing comfort they find in self-destruction and pain. They openly discuss self-harm, like when they say “I love when cuts stop stinging and become like an aching pain it’s soothing” and “Why can’t it be silent to cut I hate hearing my skin or the blade yuck!”, which aligns with the song’s eerie fascination with harm and the body. Their fixation on weight and control, shown in “Sw 55kg Cw 53kg Gw 45kg BMI 22.4” and “I’m gonna try and do a week where everyday I eat below 500cals”, also mirrors the song’s themes of self-loathing and internal battles. Lines from the song about being one’s own worst enemy fit with tweets like “This sh shit kinda serious guys…. Idk….”, where they recognize the seriousness but remain trapped in the cycle. Overall, the dark, numb, and self-critical tone of Bury A Friend reflects both their sense of humor and their very real struggle with self-harm and disordered eating.
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