Vannetado
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Your Simpsons character
The user’s stream of angry, reckless, and dark‑humor posts mirrors Bart’s mischievous and rebellious nature. Tweets like "Heads will fly" and "im gonna kill someone" reveal a penchant for violent fantasies typical of Bart’s over‑the‑top antics. The line "The moment you turn 20 and lose your teen status you instantly become an unc" shows teenage‑age frustration and identity crisis, a feeling Bart often expresses. Their obsession with pop‑culture references such as "I'm seeing a lot of people glazing the Tokyo ghoul manga recently. I think the world is healing" echoes Bart’s love for the latest media trends. Altogether, the chaotic, provocative, and adolescent vibe of the timeline best fits Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s posts are highly introspective and centered on personal feelings, such as 'I feel weak all over' and 'Man fuck this city and fuck cars,' indicating an introverted focus on internal experience (I). Their frequent references to abstract concepts, magical spells, and imaginative scenarios like 'Do anyone have that gif of daitaku Helios doing the 67 hand motion' and 'The stars aligned to tell you to go fuck yourself' show a preference for intuition over concrete details (N). The overwhelming emotional tone, with statements like 'I love gaslighting my friends' and 'If I had a gf I'd turn her into a hitman,' reveals decision‑making driven by personal values and feelings rather than logical analysis (F). Finally, the erratic, spontaneous nature of the timeline—e.g., 'Exam in a few hours, gonna rip somebody’s face off' and 'I wanna be a dog that kinda just barks at random things for no reason'—suggests a perceiving, flexible lifestyle (P).

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Anime & manga fan, AI art creator, coffee-fueled dreamer. Once tried archery on a train—don’t ask. 19, always chasing the next creative spark.– @Vannetado

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The Hellfire Jit Elixir captures Vannetado's chaotic, dark, and anime-fueled vibe. Its smoky mezcal and black vodka echo the 2nd Circle of Hell and the 'Freaks in the club, they call me boo.' feeling they brag about. The chili-infused simple syrup and a splash of absinthe bring the hallucinatory, violent energy of tweets like 'Heads will fly' and 'im gonna become demonic.' A dash of grenadine adds a blood-red sting, recalling 'My thumb bleeding a lil' and 'I should grow my fingernails into claws.' Finally, the layered intensity mirrors their love for edgy anime such as 'Tokyo ghoul' and the desperate desire for an 'Agnes Tachyon cosplayer' to save them.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently expresses a desire for power, dominance, and violent ambition, such as 'im gonna kill someone' and 'Exam in a few hours, gonna rip somebody's face off'. They also talk about turning a girlfriend into a hitman and targeting political figures: 'If I had a gf I'd turn her into a hitman and make netanyahu her first target'. This focus on personal gain, cunning, and a willingness to use any means aligns with Slytherin's values of ambition and resourcefulness. Additionally, they mention wanting to become demonic and grow their fingernails into claws, showing a desire for personal transformation and control. These traits outweigh any hints of loyalty or intellectual curiosity, pointing clearly to Slytherin.

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The chaotic, violent energy of Vannetado’s timeline matches the feral vibe of Guns N’ Roses’ “Welcome to the Jungle.” They constantly threaten violence – "Heads will fly" and "im gonna kill someone" – echo the song’s line “I want to watch you bleed.” Their self‑identification with hell ("2nd Circle of Hell," "Man fuck this city and fuck cars, went outside and it smelled fucking foul as hell") fits the jungle’s hostile, nightmarish setting. The desire to become “demonic” and grow "I should grow my fingernails into claws" mirrors the lyric “We’re the animals” and the song’s savage atmosphere. Overall the track captures their love of chaos, aggression, and feeling trapped in a hostile world.

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