Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative journaling: Posts visual journal spreads and fanfic art, e.g., 'this monthly journal theme is gonna be so cute' and fanfic references.
- Community engagement: Interacts with followers and uses hashtags, e.g., 'RHHHAAAAHHHH PROUD SOUTH AFRICAN' and mentions OOMFs.
- Transparency: Open about mental health and weight, e.g., 'i joined so long ago but im finally home 😭❤️🩹' and 'I GAINED 7KG TIME TO KMS'.
- Humor: Uses sarcasm and jokes, e.g., 'i should probably update my edtwt intro or should i wait until i turn 23 lmao' and 'why is mayonnaise so high cal'.
- Resilience: Continues posting despite struggles, e.g., 'still drawing and starving all dayyyyy' and 'i joined so long ago but im finally home'.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered eating: Frequent extreme dieting posts, e.g., 'ednos beating my ass rn' and 'taking lax today otherwise i'll kms'.
- Suicidal ideation: Mentions self‑harm, e.g., 'i might kms' and 'what if i just killed myself'.
- Weight obsession: Constant BMI tracking, e.g., 'my bf is bmi 18 and im currently bmi 27' and 'WE REMEASURED MYSELF IM NOT 156CM IM 153CM SO IM STUPID BMI 27'.
- Impulsive dieting: Rapid changes in eating habits, e.g., 'i was restricting pretty well all day until my bf suggested a buldak night' and 'the way i binged my way back up to bmi 26'.
- Harmful self-disclosure: Shares detailed ED tactics and encourages others, e.g., 'ed hack, bro (ignore my obese hand)' and 'ragebaiting dieters on reddit is actually so stress relieving'.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user's constant focus on food, calories, and rapid weight changes ('why is mayonnaise so high cal', 'the way i binged my way back up to bmi 26') mirrors Homer's infamous love of doughnuts and overeating. Their self‑deprecating language and suicidal jokes ('i might kms', 'I should kill myself immediately') echo Homer's frequent feelings of failure and dark humor about his life. They also complain about jobs and impulsively consider quitting ('should i quit my job to pursue art', 'gonna be unemployed soon, guess who's gonna be drawing and starving all day') much like Homer's impulsive decisions at the nuclear plant. The mix of low self‑esteem, obsession with eating, and occasional despair fits Homer's personality best among the main Simpsons characters. Overall, the pattern of food‑obsession, self‑criticism, and comedic self‑harm aligns closely with Homer Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
The user consistently shows introverted traits, focusing on internal feelings and personal reflections such as 'i joined so long ago but im finally home 😭❤️🩹' and 'i'm crying i love women'. Their communication is highly concrete and detail‑oriented, citing exact numbers like 'my bf is bmi 18 and im currently bmi 27' and 'I GAINED 7KG TIME TO KMS', which points to a sensing style. Emotional values dominate decision‑making, evident in expressions of empathy and personal values: 'i love that little goober so much, i hope he comes home healthy' and 'i hate racists so much'. They also display a judging preference for structure and planning, regularly tracking stats, setting goals and announcing plans such as 'diet starts tomorrow' and 'my journal spreads + edtwt content'. Together these patterns align best with the ISFJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Your journal spreads are like a treasure map—if I follow the ink, it leads straight to your heart.
- If we pinned a perfect date on your Pinterest, it would be a cozy K‑pop binge paired with a Seto Kaiba × Yugi fanfic marathon.
- Canva AI can design stunning graphics, but it still can't capture the sparkle in your eyes—let's sketch a story together.
- BTS may have missed the win, but you just won my attention—how about we make a duet that tops every chart?
- Your love for South African sunsets and baby‑food‑pouch hacks tells me you’re sweet and adventurous—let's share a snack and watch the sunrise together.
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Your new Twitter bio
📓 Journal creator + art enthusiast. South African 🇿🇦 who once mailed a journal to a random stranger. Sharing sketches, mental health tips & cat memes. #edtwt– @vannhatescals
Your signature cocktail
Rooibos Rebound
Rooibos Rebound captures the South African roots of @vannhatescals, with cold‑brew Rooibos – a nod to "i joined so long ago but im finally home 😭❤️🩹" and their love for home. The sweet Amarula cream balances the bitter Aperol, echoing the tweet "my bf is bmi 18 and im currently bmi 27" – a mix of low and high numbers, sweet and bitter feelings. A splash of lemon juice adds a sharp edge, mirroring the raw honesty of "ed hack, bro (ignore my obese hand)" and the constant tension in their feed. Finally, sparkling water lifts the drink with light fizz, like the fleeting moments of joy in "i wanna leave south africa so badly, what's the country with the cheapest rent per cycle" and the aesthetic of journal spreads. Together the cocktail reflects the chaotic blend of hope, self‑critique, and South African pride that runs through tweets like "the way i binged my way back up to bmi 26" and "i've done nothing but gain weight :(".
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The tweets show a strong sense of loyalty and empathy, such as caring for their nephew’s health ("my nephew just went to the hospital… please keep him in your prayers") and expressing love for their boyfriend ("my bf just bought me squish i knew he loved me"). They also display a deep pride and dedication to their community and country, evident in posts like "RHHHAAAAHHHH PROUD SOUTH AFRICAN" and "i joined so long ago but im finally home." Despite ongoing struggles with an eating disorder, they consistently post and engage with their followers, showing perseverance and hard‑working dedication characteristic of Hufflepuff. These qualities of loyalty, kindness, patience, and steadfastness align most closely with the values of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
The user’s tweets constantly reveal deep self‑despair, weight‑obsessive thoughts, and suicidal ideation, echoing the bleak introspection of "Hurt." Lines such as "I might kms," "I GAINED 7KG TIME TO KMS," and "WE RE‑MEASURED MYSELF… I should kill myself immediately" show a preoccupation with self‑harm. The song’s opening lyric, "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel," mirrors their admission of harming themselves through extreme dieting and lax use. Their repeated feelings of being a "loser," "not good enough," and "a mess" align with the refrain "What have I become?" The overall tone of hopelessness and yearning for relief in the song matches the user’s ongoing struggle with an eating disorder and mental health challenges.
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