Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about family, love, fear and insignificance, e.g. “A insignificância de um homem, as vezes, transcende a imensidão do universo. Portanto, o que fazer para me tornar significante?” and “eu sinto a falta de voce me sinto so iaiiiii sera q voce volta”.
- Family-oriented: Shows strong affection for relatives, especially cousin Miguel: “eu amo meu primo miguel eu gostaria de viver com ele e desabafar com ele todos os dias” and “meu primo eh mt legal cara nao tem como”.
- Humorous: Frequently uses jokes and irony about daily life, like “MEU DEJS EU SOU BURRA DEIMAIS PQPPPP” and playful comments such as “calma amiga q ninguem vai te come”.
- Culturally-curious: Bio cites horror, books, anime and movies, and they talk about what they’re reading or watching, e.g. “masgente wue livro maluco” and “gente o wagne moura é muito foda”.
- Affectionate-partner: Talks fondly about their relationship, like “meu namorado esta bonito hoje” and “eu te amo meu amor eu faço oq voce gosta”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Speaks harshly about themselves, e.g. “MEU DEJS EU SOU BURRA DEIMAIS PQPPPP” and “nossa sou mt chata mesmo”.
- Emotionally-dependent: Expresses strong dependence on specific people, e.g. “eu amo meu primo miguel eu gostaria de viver com ele e desabafar com ele todos os dias” and “cade o meu primo tenho dependencia emocional nele”.
- Conflict-rude: Uses aggressive language when upset, such as “louca puta nao vale o pau que chupa” and “tenho nojo de vc”.
- Overexposed-vulnerability: Shares intense feelings and personal tensions in a very public way, e.g. “vai tomar no cu porra meu pai é doido ele ta me perseguindo pela casa caralho” and posts about nightmares like “tive um pesadelo horrivel”.
- Body-pressured: Talks about dieting and changing body with stress-loaded tone, e.g. “agora q eu voltei pra cunaus vo faze dieta academia mt cardio tomar chas diureticos pq ta complicado demais”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: emotional, introspective, a bit dramatic, but also thoughtful and culturally obsessed. Like Lisa, they question meaning and significance in a poetic, almost existential way, as in “A insignificância de um homem, as vezes, transcende a imensidão do universo. Portanto, o que fazer para me tornar significante?”. They’re artistic and nerdy about media (horror, anime, books, Radiohead, Ordem Paranormal), reflected in their bio and in tweets like “masgente wue livro maluco” and “pois agora vou ficar que nem os booktwt e colocar o livro que eu to lendo no meu nome”. The mix of sensitivity and self-deprecating humor—“nossa sou mt chata mesmo” and “mente vazia oficina do 'e se eu tivesse feito diferente?'”—also feels very Lisa: overthinking, feeling a lot, and narrating it all. At the same time, their chaotic, joking tone with family and friends, like “meus primos sao completamente malucos meu deus alguem me ajuda” and “meu primo eh mt legal cara nao tem como”, mirrors how Lisa balances being the sensitive intellectual with still being immersed in her messy, loud family life.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly talk about social situations, cousins, boyfriend and parties, e.g. being at a chácara party while the stepsister watches Stranger Things “tamo numa festa foda numa chacara e a minha meia irma ta assistindo st eh mole”, and openly overshare embarrassing moments “eu nao canso de passar mico”. Their bio references horror, books and anime, and they casually drop existential lines like “A insignificância de um homem, as vezes, transcende a imensidão do universo. Portanto, o que fazer para me tornar significante?”, pointing strongly to Intuition over concrete Sensing. Emotional language, attachment to people, and value judgments show Feeling: they gush about loved ones “eu amo meu primo miguel eu gostaria de viver com ele e desabafar com ele todos os dias” and openly express hurt/affection in relationships “para de madar mensagem carinhosa no meio da noite so pra provocar CARAMBA”. Their life appears spontaneous and flexible, fitting Perceiving: they improvise (e.g. only buying mascara and eyeliner after a full makeover “no final eu so levei rimel e delineador”), joke about constant mistakes “MEU DEJS EU SOU BURRA DEIMAIS PQPPPP”, and shift plans on travel, gaming and reading. Overall, the blend of highly social, emotionally expressive, imaginative, and unstructured behavior best matches ENFP.
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Reads horror on purpose, has nightmares by accident. From Manaus/Porto Velho, powered by coffee, Radiohead, and overthinking everything at 2am.– @vanteggar
Your signature cocktail
Insignificant Universe Highball
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted garlic peel, a nod to their chaotic everyday life and lingering annoyances like “to cheirando a alho ainda que raiva q eu to”, giving it a strong, stubborn base. Pitaya juice brings a gorgeous color but a slightly underwhelming flavor, mirroring their rant about expectations vs reality in “conceito de pitaya ser uma fruta linda e o gosto ser pessimo”. A shot of cold brew coffee represents the late-night overthinking of “mente vazia oficina do 'e se eu tivesse feito diferente?'” and the existential mood of “A insignificância de um homem, as vezes, transcende a imensidão do universo. Portanto, o que fazer para me tornar significante?”. It’s lengthened with tonic water for fizz and bite, capturing their sarcastic, chaotic-tweet energy like “sim vc pode ter sua opiniao e jogar ela no lixo pfv”. Finally, a charcoal salt rim channels their love for horror and darkness from the bio and their taste for the unsettling in stories like Ordem Paranormal and Junji Ito, transforming all that weirdness into something sharply memorable.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user consistently shows deep affection and loyalty to the people they care about, a hallmark of Hufflepuff. They repeatedly express attachment to their cousin, as in “eu amo meu primo miguel eu gostaria de viver com ele e desabafar com ele todos os dias” and “meu primo eh mt legal cara nao tem como”, and even joke about emotional dependence in “cade o meu primo tenho dependencia emocional nele”. Their warmth extends to family and partner, calling someone the “grande amor da minha vida” and saying “meu namorado esta bonito hoje”, which suggests a strong valuing of close relationships over ego or status. They also appreciate small, kind gestures, like the makeup artist in “a atendente fez uma maquiagem completa em mim... achei muito fofa”, showing a Hufflepuff-ish sensitivity to everyday kindness. While they can be blunt or sarcastic, the overarching pattern is emotional loyalty, affection, and a grounded, people-centered outlook, fitting Hufflepuff more than the ambition of Slytherin, the bravado of Gryffindor, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
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Creep - Radiohead
The song that best suits them is Creep by Radiohead, one of the bands they highlight in their bio, which already shows an emotional connection: “ordem paranormal junji ito filmes livros anime terror e radiohead”. Their timeline swings between chaotic humor and moments of intense self-reflection, like when they write: “A insignificância de um homem, as vezes, transcende a imensidão do universo. Portanto, o que fazer para me tornar significante?”, echoing the song’s themes of not belonging and searching for meaning. Frequent self-deprecating and insecure notes, such as “nossa sou mt chata mesmo” and relationship tensions like “vc ta ficando comigo e com mais quantas”, match the song’s vulnerability and jealousy. At the same time, their dark humor and dramatic flair—seen in tweets like “mente vazia oficina do 'e se eu tivesse feito diferente?'”—fit the raw, confessional tone of Creep. Overall, Creep captures their mix of irony, emotional intensity, and feeling out of place while still wanting to be seen and loved.
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