
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: introspective, highly online/brainy in their niche, anxious, and self-critical. Like Lisa, they overanalyze everything, from calories and steps (“anyone else use the calculator app itself to track their cals ?? ever since apple added calculator history its my go to but it’s not aesthetic at all lol”) to social dynamics with their boyfriend and parents (“my bf somehow knows about edtwt (he made a joke about it once)… but he doesn’t know i have an ed… so i’m always wondering how tf he knows about it and get paranoid it’s from one of his exes being on here too 😭”). There’s a strong streak of moral/emotional sensitivity mixed with bitterness, like Lisa’s combination of empathy and misanthropy: they vent about creepy men and kids on the bus (“hate children, i’m sorry… a whole ass daycare is taking up 8 seats on the bus and one of them tried to grab at me and i had to be like… ‘can you not??’ 😭”) while also caring deeply about how others perceive them. Their hyper-self-awareness, body image struggles, and overachiever energy show up in obsessive step-counting and restriction (“guyss i’m at 11,404 steps so far today, back on track after lazing around with the bf all weekend 😮💨”, “feeling so weak at uni rn but i just could not justify that bagel bro ”). Like Lisa, they also escape into music and fandom (K‑pop, playlists, Pinterest aesthetics) as a coping and identity anchor (“made my ultimate ed playlist… that motivates me to walk/workout since most of the others i can find are just depressing af 😭”).

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most of their joy and coping revolves around solitary routines (vaping, pacing, counting steps, calorie-tracking), and they hide huge parts of themselves from irl people, like not telling her boyfriend or parents about edtwt and her ED, as in “how i feel not being able to tell anyone irl about my edtwt acc 😭😭”. Their focus is strongly Sensing: they obsess over concrete, bodily details—exact calories, weight fluctuations, step counts, physical hunger/sickness, and taste/sensory experiences like “restriction has me hitting my vape between sips of diet coke to mix the flavours and acting like i’m a wine connoisseur”, rather than abstract theories or big-picture concepts. They fit Feeling over Thinking: decisions and reactions are framed emotionally and interpersonally—worrying how moots perceive her body (“are all my new moots gonna think i’m fat if i omad subway…”), feeling sad about refusing a muffin from her boyfriend despite wanting it (“it makes me so sad for some reason”), and venting about creeps or kids in a very affective, value-laden way. On the Perceiving side, she does set restrictions and fasts, but it’s chaotic, reactive, and mood-driven—changing limits based on the scale or sickness (“gonna liquid fast tomorrow to make up for how much i had earlier… set a special 600cal limit for the day”; “guys i feel kinda sick, should i still do this?”) rather than a rigid long-term plan. The overall vibe is a highly sensitive, aesthetics-focused, sensory-driven person who internalizes feelings and copes through private rituals and creative/self-expressive interests (k‑pop, gyaru fashion, pinterest boards), which is most consistent with ISFP.

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Uni girl powered by diet coke, k‑pop, and too many steps. Once turned down a muffin after a 2‑hour stare‑down. Here for playlists, vibes & oversharing.– @vapingmycals

Your signature cocktail
The Diet cola reduction with espresso mirrors their reliance on caffeine and zero-cal drinks, like “idc how disordered i am you WILL catch me guzzling my morning coffee” and the endless diet coke references, giving the drink a jittery, wired base. A light pour of mint vodka nods to their love of 🍃 + alcohol and k‑pop aesthetics like “pacing my room + vaping + listening to kpop = the ultimate ana flow state” while keeping it more playful than blackout-strong. The citrus vape-inspired smoke or mist captures their constant ⭐️ving, as in “restriction has me hitting my vape between sips of diet coke to mix the flavours”, adding a hazy, aromatic top note. Sugar-free lychee soda brings an experimental, edtwt-cutesy sweetness, reflecting their Pinterest/gyaru, k-pop, and list-loving side from posts like “mentally i’m a skinny gyaru gal in the early 2000s…”. The edible glitter rim with a tiny chocolate-chip muffin crumb is both sparkly and darkly ironic, referencing the agonizing muffin temptation in “sleeping over at my bfs… banana chocolate chip muffin… literally been sitting beside me for like 2 hours”. Overall, it’s a wired, slightly chaotic, glittery spritz: sweet on the surface, but restless, obsessive energy underneath, just like their step-count grind in “guyss i’m at 11,404 steps so far today, back on track”.

Your Hogwarts House
Sophie's defining traits are ambition, self-preservation, and a strategic, almost game-like approach to her goals, which align most closely with Slytherin. She openly frames her routines as optimization and control, like pacing and vaping as an "ultimate ana flow state" to maximize calorie burn and sensation: “pacing my room + vaping + listening to kpop = the ultimate ana flow state” and using cold weather as a calculated advantage: “have to catch the uni bus during an extreme cold warning but it’s ok since waiting for my transfer + shivering burns 150 extra cals 😋”. She’s also strikingly resourceful and tactical in social situations, like weaponizing illness to avoid eating with her boyfriend: “using sickness as an excuse not to eat with my bf 🥰 getting high + drinking diet coke instead #beststonerexic” and carefully dodging shared meals: “successfully avoided eating with my bf 😮💨”. Even her interactions with others show sly, slightly manipulative coping: she admits to deliberately baiting bots just to vent safely, a very controlled outlet for antisocial feelings: “confession: sometimes i purposefully ragebait the OF bots in my dms, just so i can vent my frustrations to their dumbass ai”. While she has warmth toward her boyfriend and moots, her dominant pattern is prioritizing her own long-term image/goal over comfort or social harmony, making Slytherin the best fit.

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The best-fitting song for @vapingmycals is “perfect illusion” by Lady Gaga, which they themselves describe as “[perfect illusion is so ed coded 😩🤍]”(https://x.com/vapingmycals/status/2021268109739405581). The song’s frantic, obsessive energy mirrors how they talk about restriction, fasting, and step-counting, like pacing and vaping in their “pacing my room + vaping + listening to kpop = the ultimate ana flow state” tweet. Gaga’s lyrics about chasing an ideal that keeps slipping away parallel Sophie’s fixation on numbers and control, such as “why tf did i gain .6lbs if i’ve been getting more steps in and eating under my cal limit everyday. The song’s theme of illusion versus reality also reflects her body image and dysmorphia, shown when she says “how my body dysmorphia makes me see myself after dressing up + seeing a skinnier girl in public 😭. Overall, perfect illusion captures both the high-energy, almost manic vibe of her humor and the darker, disordered undercurrent running through her account.

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