
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This account reads most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, and gleefully dramatic about the things they love. They’re constantly stirring hype and making over-the-top threats in a joking way, like saying “He better get buffed or I’ll defeat the dottore boss 10000 times” and “If varka doesn’t get buffed tomorrow I’ll c6 the most liked comment”, which feels very Bart-style mischief. Their sense of humor is meme-heavy and reactionary, with posts like “BREAKING NEWS: If you touch this post, varka will appear in your room at 3 am” and “That’s what the mask is that’s what the point of the mask is (Someone get this reference)” showing a playful, attention-grabbing streak. Like Bart obsessing over his latest fixation, they’re wildly devoted to one thing (Varka), doing daily countdowns such as “30 days until varka is playable” and “Unpinning this when I get c6 varka”. Even when frustrated with the game or leaks, it comes out as dramatic flair rather than calm analysis, shown in lines like “6.4 v2 he didn’t get buffed im going crazy” and “So this is what the end of the world feels like”, which matches Bart’s theatrical, slightly chaotic energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): their whole account is built around hyping a character with others, constantly addressing followers directly and rallying the fandom, e.g. “Hey guys go follow my non varka account! I’ll be posting stuff there probably” and “Hey guys go follow my real sandrone account!”, showing a desire for interaction and a larger social presence rather than privacy. Their focus is clearly Intuitive (N): they speculate about future buffs, banner lineups, and story content instead of just present facts, like “Ok IF varka is standard and I say ‘if’ with big skepticism… I highly doubt they would turn such an anticipated character into a standard one…” and “While we wait for Varka’s drip, who do you expect to introduce him?”. They are strongly Feeling (F)-leaning: their reactions are emotional, value-driven, and relational rather than detached analysis, e.g. “So this is what the end of the world feels like”, “I need him so bad”, and the principled stance in “Daily varka does NOT support AI ❌”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than J despite running a countdown: they frequently react in the moment with dramatic, spontaneous posts like “Ain’t no way I wake up and varka only got a 5% buff it’s varkover” and make playful, open-ended promises such as “If varka doesn’t get buffed tomorrow I’ll c6 the most liked comment”, showing flexibility and improvisation rather than strict structure. Putting this together, their energy, speculation, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous hype fit ENFP best.

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Counting down to C6 Varka like it’s a full-time job. Genshin news, kit copium, and one (1) very threatened wallet. Views my own.– @VarkaCEODaily

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bold and slightly unhinged, just like someone counting down obsessively with posts like “30 days until varka is playable” and “26 days until varka is playable”. The smoky mezcal and overproof rum capture the intense, ride-or-die energy of “I will be pulling c6, varka buff is significant enough for me to pull him without much regret”. Wolfberry-citrus syrup adds a sweet but punchy bite, echoing their thirsty admiration in “HES SO HOT” and “His thighs are massive”. The salty-chili rim represents the salt and rage-bait of posts like “Genshin ragebating Varka fans by not posting his drip multiple days in a row” and “Ain’t no way I wake up and varka only got a 5% buff it’s varkover”. Sparkling tonic with a hint of pine and silver shimmer nods to the cold Mondstadt/Natlan grind and their devotion to hitting milestones like “This is all for him.” and the celebratory “Thank you for 5.6k <3”, turning all that waiting into something glittery and triumphant.

Your Hogwarts House
Their dominant traits are ambition, fixation on a goal, and a willingness to go to extremes to get what they want—all classic Slytherin markers. Their entire account is structured around a long-term objective (Varka’s release and C6), and they frame their playstyle in terms of min-maxing and power: for example, they declare, “I will be pulling c6, varka buff is significant enough for me to pull him without much regret” and vow, “His c6 will be mine”. They repeatedly tie their own actions to conditional outcomes in a very calculated, almost deal-making way, such as threatening, “If varka doesn’t get buffed tomorrow I’ll c6 the most liked comment” and, more dramatically, “He better get buffed or I’ll defeat the dottore boss 10000 times”. There is also a sense of identity and status built around being a leading Varka fan account—countdowns like “30 days until varka is playable” and promises like “Unpinning this when I get c6 varka” show long-term, goal-oriented commitment. While they have some passionate and humorous moments, their consistent focus on optimization, prestige pulls, and making bold, conditional pledges points most strongly toward Slytherin rather than the other houses.

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The song Obsessed fits them because their entire account revolves around Varka with an almost comedic single-minded focus, like their countdown posts such as “30 days until varka is playable” and “Unpinning this when I get c6 varka”. The dramatic, over-the-top energy of the song mirrors their reactions, like “HES SO HOT” and “I need him so bad”. They treat every buff and nerf like a personal event, shown by posts such as “Ain’t no way I wake up and varka only got a 5% buff it’s varkover” and “If varka doesn’t get buffed tomorrow I’ll c6 the most liked comment”. The playful yet intense fixation in the lyrics is echoed in their willingness to go all in for him, as in “I will be pulling c6, varka buff is significant enough for me to pull him without much regret”. Overall, their passionate fangirling, hyperbole, and constant Varka-centric posting make Obsessed a perfect thematic match.

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