VarkDark
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Your Simpsons character
VarkDark's chaotic humor and passionate fandom for the Cubs mirror Homer Simpson's love for his favorite things, like donuts and Duff Beer. Tweets like 'sdsdssfgdhf' and 'Thinking abt him' show a similar whimsical and obsessive personality. Like Homer, he has a big heart, as seen in 'Please keep your head up stay strong. Will pray tonight.' Both are lovable, quirky, and deeply loyal to what they care about.

Your MBTI personality Type
VarkDark's tweets reflect the traits of an ESFP: extroverted, sensing, feeling, and perceiving. His extroversion shines in his passionate and public fandom for the Cubs, like 'Patrick Wisdom's at bats per HR is 14.686.' His sensing side is evident in his attention to details, such as baseball stats. His feeling nature is shown in his empathy, tweeting 'Please keep your head up stay strong.' Finally, his perceiving trait comes through in his chaotic and spontaneous humor, like 'sdsdssfgdhf.'

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Faithful Cubs fan | Patrick Wisdom enthusiast | Armenian heritage proud | NASCAR aficionado | Chaos tweeter with a heart | Luke 6:37 believer | Let’s go Cubs!– @VarkDark

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The 'Wisdom Slam' is inspired by VarkDark’s love for Patrick Wisdom and the Cubs. Bourbon represents his strong and passionate personality, while blueberry syrup adds a playful, sweet touch, much like his chaotic humor in 'sdsdssfgdhf.' Club soda keeps it refreshing, just like his supportive tweets like 'Please keep your head up stay strong.' Mint leaves add a fresh finish, symbolizing his loyalty and faith.

Your Hogwarts House
VarkDark's loyalty to the Cubs and Patrick Wisdom, as seen in 'Thinking abt him,' aligns with Hufflepuff's values of dedication and hard work. His supportive nature, shown in 'Please keep your head up stay strong. Will pray tonight,' also reflects their kindness and empathy. While he has a chaotic side, his genuine care for others and steadfastness in his interests make him a true Hufflepuff.

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This classic baseball anthem suits VarkDark perfectly. His love for the Cubs, seen in tweets like 'Two of the greatest rookies that throw a ball, wear #18 and play in Chicago,' aligns with the song's celebration of the game. His tweet 'WISDOM. IS. ON. BASE. FINALLY.' captures the same joy and excitement the song evokes. It’s the perfect soundtrack for his baseball-filled Twitter feed.

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