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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: an intelligent, politically aware, and often disillusioned observer of a flawed society. Like Lisa, they mix serious systemic critique with a sense of moral frustration, e.g. calling out how “The system didn't 'fail'. It was designed to extract wealth from the poor and the middle class” and noting that netas and babus “have become wealthy beyond a common man's imagination”. Their tweets about economics and policy, such as the JRF reduction thread where they say “They simply don't want to pay the researchers atp”, mirror Lisa’s tendency to analyze structural incentives rather than just surface events. At the same time, there’s a strong moral pessimism reminiscent of Lisa’s more cynical episodes, like describing India as “a nation of pickpockets” and saying “This country does not have a future”. Yet, similar to Lisa’s occasional humor and self-awareness, they leaven the bleakness with irony and jokes, for instance calling a move a “160 IQ move. Approved.” and describing themselves as an “evil blekpiller… in sab moh maya se dur”. Overall, the mix of analytical rigor, ethical concern, and weary cynicism aligns far more with Lisa than with the more impulsive or apathetic Simpsons characters.

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They read as an introvert (I) who prefers analysis over social performance. Their feed is dominated by commentary on politics, economics, and systems rather than sharing their own social life, and even when talking about themselves it’s reflective and distanced, e.g. “See, I'm a very chill guy irl. But I still regret the fact that I've fought with my friends over H'tva during 2019 2020. I feel betrayed.”, which is more introspective than attention‑seeking. They lean strongly intuitive (N): they constantly generalize from specific events to systemic or future patterns, such as “The system didn't 'fail'. It was designed to extract wealth from the poor and the middle class… The system is working exactly as intended.” and predictions like “In the coming years, there will be dedicated 🍇 squads and extortion rackers in universities across the country. Mark my words.”. Their tone is clearly thinking (T): they are blunt, critical, and logic‑oriented, often dismissing others with cutting evaluations such as “What kind of a retarded analogy is this?... In India, the common man lives like a rat.” and structural arguments like “This is a nation of pickpockets if you deal with thieves with an iron hand, they won't vote for you in the next election cycle.”. They also show strong judging (J) traits: they like clear conclusions, systemic critiques, and big-picture forecasting rather than open‑ended musing, for example declaring “Bhajpa has really botched up this time… this is the official death of Hindutva as an ideology” and making structured explanatory threads like “Thread. The number of students being awarded with a JRF has decreased significantly over the last few years… They simply don't want to pay the researchers atp.”. Overall, a pattern of detached, systems‑oriented critique, future projections, and decisive judgments best fits INTJ.

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Economics student, part-time blekpiller. Once defended policies over chai, now just measuring how fast the system extracts from the middle class.– @VarshneyVardhan

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This drink starts with a smoky Islay whisky base for the hard-edged cynicism and systemic critique, like when they say “The system is working exactly as intended.” The black grape juice reduction nods to their dark humor and references to future 🍇 rackets in campuses, as in “there will be dedicated 🍇 squads and extortion rackers in universities…” Tamarind-jaggery syrup adds a desi sweet-sour complexity that fits an Economics student who can say “India is still a poor country.” while also tweeting joyfully about “Ghee roast masala dosa.😋” and “Chicken bhuna masala + sattu paratha what a combination!😋” A dash of tonic water represents that small streak of chill resignation and coping, like “Faltu tension mat lo yaar. Khao pio mast raho.” Finally, the black salt and chili rim gives a sharp, biting finish to match their ruthless one-liners such as “This country does not have a future.” and the proudly detached “mai to evil blekpiller hu, in sab moh maya se dur.😇”

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Their tweets show strong cynicism, focus on power structures, and a survivalist, self-preservation mindset that aligns closely with Slytherin. They repeatedly describe India as a "nation of tricksters" and "pickpockets" and advise detachment and watching the spectacle, e.g. “Take the blekpill and enjoy the show.” and “Faltu tension mat lo yaar. Khao pio mast raho.”, which is very Slytherin "know the game, don’t die for it" energy rather than Gryffindor idealism. They show a sharp, almost ruthless understanding of how power and incentives work: “The system didn't 'fail'... The system is working exactly as intended.” and “Political parties in India indulge in horse trading... These guys think people are foolish.”, emphasizing realpolitik over moral posturing. Their language toward politicians and social groups is cutting and often contemptuous, for example “This guy is either on the payroll of the INC or the top brass of Bhajpa.” and “Logic is haram for these people. They only understand 'khairaat ki malai'.”, reflecting Slytherin’s tendency toward sharp judgment and in-group/out-group thinking. While there is intellect and analysis (hinting at Ravenclaw), the dominant pattern is strategic detachment, focus on exploitation by elites, and an almost proud embrace of being an "evil blekpiller" “Lekin mujhe kya, mai to evil blekpiller hu, in sab moh maya se dur.”, which fits Slytherin’s ambitious, darkly realistic worldview more than any other house.

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Their timeline mixes sharp political cynicism with a darkly humorous, coping attitude, very similar to the "problems bahut hain par chill karo" spirit of Aal Izz Well. They repeatedly call out systemic rot and exploitation, e.g. “The system didn't 'fail'. It was designed to extract wealth from the poor and the middle class” and “This is a nation of pickpockets if you deal with thieves with an iron hand, they won't vote for you”, yet they cushion it with sarcasm and memes. Their self-description as an "evil blekpiller" who stays detached—“Lekin mujhe kya, mai to evil blekpiller hu, in sab moh maya se dur.😇”—fits the song’s theme of mentally "pressing a pause button" to stay sane in a messed-up environment. Even amid frustration about governance and society, they default to comic relief—“Faltu tension mat lo yaar. Khao pio mast raho.”—which mirrors the song’s core message: acknowledge the chaos, but survive it with wry optimism and a shrug.

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