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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Masha is a high-achieving, sensitive soul who often feels like an outsider, stating, “I hate being 'bullied', it’s not even bullying, just people looking at me weird, judging me and leaving me alone”. She shares Lisa's tendency toward deep melancholy and existential dread, expressing a desperate need for hope when she notes that “hopecore videos on tiktok had me CRYING 😭”. Her perfectionism and desire for control manifest in her meticulous tracking, such as when she laments, “I’ve been eating less than 1000 calories ( I counted everything) and I don’t lose”. Ultimately, both characters struggle with the weight of their own intelligence and emotions while searching for a sense of belonging in a world that feels alienating.

Your MBTI personality Type
Masha displays strong Introversion (I) through her deep sense of isolation, noting, “I just feels so alone” and expressing difficulty with in-person social interactions at school. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her focus on future possibilities and symbolic self-expression, such as when she “can’t wait to be the Lorax for Halloween”. She is a clear Feeling (F) type, as her posts are heavily driven by intense emotional states, including “getting emotional while going to the supermarket” and expressing deep despair over her existence. Finally, her Perceiving (P) preference is shown through her spontaneous and often disorganized lifestyle, admitting she “always locked in and then end up binging” rather than sticking to a rigid, planned structure.

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Exploring the streets of France, one low-calorie discovery at a time. Trilingual student with a love for French culture and a goal to one day live in Paris.– @vasilievnabones

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This drink captures a complex 'edtwt' lifestyle, mixing the desperation of wanting to “stfu and move to Paris” with a heavy dose of caffeine and dark humor. It is fueled by Masha's obsession with “WHITE MONSTERRRRRRRRRR” and the hopeful, albeit scientifically questionable, belief that “Vodka cals dont count right?”. Despite the bitterness of being “upsetting it is to wake up from a coma ALIVE”, the cocktail remains bubbly and experimental, much like her appreciation for those who “have an insane vibe and personality”. It’s a strong, fizzy concoction designed for someone who is “FINALLY GETTING LOCKED IN AGAIN” while navigating the chaos of recovery and drugs.

Your Hogwarts House
Masha displays the Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness through her extreme focus on specific numerical goals, such as her mantra “I will lose 10 kilograms in may 🙏🛐” and her constant monitoring of progress like “I’m tired of being in the bmi 16s I want to go back to my lw.”. Her resourcefulness is evident in her search for connections and specific substances to manage her reality, asking “How tf do I talk to an online plug 😭😭” when her usual methods fail. She exhibits a sharp, cynical wit typical of the house, exemplified by her dark humor regarding medical trauma: “Having an MRI rn to see if my od didn’t fucked up my brain 😋 so happy”. Furthermore, her desire to escape her current environment by stating “Should I just stfu and move to Paris ?” reflects a self-preservation instinct and an ambitious drive to find a place where she feels she belongs.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly mirrors Masha’s deep-seated struggle with body image and the relentless pursuit of an unreachable physical ideal. Her tweets reflect a constant, painful fixation on her appearance, such as when she laments that her “Bmi 16/15s 🤮 Looks way more” or expresses frustration that she is “only maintain[ing] my weight” despite extreme restriction. Much like the song’s lyrics about the cost of beauty, Masha documents the physical toll of her condition, noting “My heart is really slow i can feel it in my chest”. Her profile portrays a young girl trapped in a cycle of self-loathing and “forced recovery”, echoing the track's themes of societal pressure and the internal battle with one's own reflection.

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