Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Produces music, remixes and sets, e.g. talks about Ableton, Vital, mastering and posting sets like “Postei meu set do drum n bloco aqui” and “Queria mt lançar meu remix do chediak”.
- Hardworking: Juggles DJ work, tattooing and a regular job, referencing working and coding at work in “To escrevendo código no serviço” and constant setlist and music research like “Hj vou refazer todos meus setlists”.
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on limitations and outcomes, calling themself “dj limpa pista” in “Eu sou o famoso dj limpa pista” and joking about shallow music research in “minha pesquisa de musica é tao rasa quanto um prato de carne”.
- Supportive: Shows appreciation for others, like praising trans friends’ birthdays in “Muito lindo todas as pessoas trans fazendo aniversário no mesmo dia hj” and supporting peers in “Sempre vou apoiar os djs da drain fest”.
- Humorous: Uses strong, absurd humor to engage, e.g. sexually charged jokes like “fluxograma de gozar drento” and playful tech jokes like “se eu instalar linux no meu pc, meu pau vai ficar cheio de queijo?”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Expresses violent or suicidal ideation in posts like “Eu vou dar um tiro de 12 no ceu da minha boca eu prometo” and portrays life as destined for misery in “To destinado na disgraça ja”.
- Pessimistic: Often anticipates negative outcomes, e.g. “To sentindo q ano q vem vai ser apenas destruição e disgraça pra mim” and “Mts vão começar o 2026 totalmente destruídas”.
- Volatile: Swings between excitement and despair, from energized creative posts like “SEX DRUGS DUBSTEP” to losing perception and control in “Eu perdi minha percepção das coisas”.
- Harshly‑critical: Speaks very harshly about others’ work or groups, e.g. mocking other brands in “faz o bagulho mais pau mole possível” and expressing strong disdain in “Nao tem nada q eu odeio mais nesse mundo do que crente”.
- Risk‑prone: Normalizes heavy substance use and chaos, as in “It's dreamlike but the dreams in question are induced by ketamine overdose” and glorifying disorder in “Mts pessoas querem começar 2026 derramando leite Mas mts vão começar o 2026 totalmente destruídas”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly oscillating between jokes and genuine frustration with life. Their dark humor and self-destructive exaggerations, like “Eu vou dar um tiro de 12 no ceu da minha boca eu prometo” and “To sentindo q ano q vem vai ser apenas destruição e disgraça pra mim”, mirror Bart’s dramatic, over-the-top way of reacting to problems. They’re rebellious and anti-authority, openly hating on norms and groups, as in “Nao tem nada q eu odeio mais nesse mundo do que crente” and the gleefully offensive “Charlie kirk was shot by me”. At the same time, they show creative energy and niche dedication, talking about DJing, sets, and production in tweets like “Toquei meu remix do chediak hj Foi banger” and “Posso postar um set hj?”, which fits Bart’s artsy, performance-oriented side (skateboarding, pranks, band projects). Their mix of crude sexual jokes and chaotic affection, for example “SEX DRUGS DUBSTEP” and “Eu amo o tenhovisao (tenhotesao) Mato e morro por ele”, also lines up with Bart’s juvenile but strangely loyal vibe rather than the more earnest morality of Lisa or the resigned adulthood of Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they DJ, tattoo, and thrive in party/event contexts, talking about sets, festivals, and social chaos, e.g. supporting events like drain fest and club life in tweets such as “Sempre vou apoiar os djs da drain fest” and joking about flirting and relationships in “To sem meus dois namorados Vou ter q trair Nao vai ter jeito”. Their humor and self-expression are very outward and performative rather than private or reserved, as seen in “Cabeça fria e piroca quente”. They appear strongly iNtuitive: instead of focusing only on concrete day‑to‑day details, they use surreal metaphors and absurd imagery, like “It's dreamlike but the dreams in question are induced by ketamine overdose” and the existential tone of “Eu perdi minha percepção das coisas”, and their art/music talk is more about vibe than technicalities. Their values and emotional intensity suggest Feeling over Thinking: they oscillate between affection and despair, openly discussing emotional lows and self‑image, e.g. “Faz uns 6 meses q todos os sonhos q eu tenho acabam com eu me fudendo de todas as formas possíveis To destinado na disgraça ja” and gratitude like “Galera do meu insta fode mt com meus desenho Fico mt feliz”, and they care deeply about community, as in “Muito lindo todas as pessoas trans fazendo aniversário no mesmo dia hj”. They are clearly Perceiving rather than Judging: their lifestyle is chaotic, improvisational and last‑minute, described in “Meu set de amanhã ta tipo aquele mexidao q vc faz as 3am com tudo que tem na geladeira pq ja é dia 37 de janeiro e vc nao tem dinheiro pra pedir comida”, and they repeatedly refer to destruction, randomness, and going with the flow, like “a vida é sobre se passar as vezes”. Taken together—high-energy social expression, surreal/abstract humor, intense emotional transparency, and a spontaneous, messy lifestyle—this profile best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your set is that 3am ‘mexidão’ you tweeted about, let me be the last random ingredient from the fridge that somehow makes the whole night make sense.
- You said you’re the ‘dj limpa pista’, but if you drop dubstep with funk in front of me, I’m not leaving the floor even if they ask you to turn the volume down again.
- You keep saying your life is just destruction and ‘disgraça’, but you’re out there DJing drum n bloco, drawing tattoos, coding at work, and dreaming retro‑futurist jazz bars… I don’t want to fix you, I just want a front‑row seat.
- You posted ‘galera do kpop me ajuda aí né’ — I can’t dance like an idol, but I can stand in the crowd, scream for your remix of Chediak, and carry your pen drive like it’s a lightstick.
- If ‘A engrenagem nunca para, nós é trem você é trilho’, então deixa eu ser seu Deadlock + Ableton combo: you drive the chaos, I’ll be the track keeping us perfectly off the rails together.
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DJ, producer & tattoo artist in BH. Drinks too much coffee, mixes dubstep with funk & once cleared a dancefloor with a single drop.– @vbld_111
Your signature cocktail
Drain Fest White Noise Highball
This cocktail hits like an anxiety-fueled DJ set at 3 a.m., powered by cachaça infused with espresso for all those nights of coding at work and taking “quantidades cavalares de café” while still going to gigs “Toquei meu remix do chediak hj Foi banger” and “To escrevendo código no serviço”. Pineapple juice with a dash of chili is the sweet-and-spicy chaos of wanting “suco de abacaxota com varios cubos de grelo” and living between funk, dubstep and k-pop mashups “kpop e dubstep é tipo fome e vontade de comer” and “Ouvir dubstep com funk é melhor q gozar”. A splash of dry vermouth brings in the bitter, existential aftertaste of feeling destined for “disgraça” and being the “dj limpa pista” “Faz uns 6 meses q todos os sonhos q eu tenho acabam com eu me fudendo de todas as formas possíveis To destinado na disgraça ja” and “Eu sou o famoso dj limpa pista”. Club soda adds the fizzy, relentless motion of a life where “A engrenagem nunca para Nós é trem vc é trilho!” and weekends are for Deadlock and Ableton “Quero so ficar em casa no ableton e no deadlock”. Finally, the lime peel and burnt sugar rim capture the mix of caustic humor and sweetness hiding under all the chaos, from calling themself “a puta que pariu da disgraça pelada” to still sending love to anyone who listens “Ta comprovado Eu sou a puta que pariu da disgraça pelada” and “um grande beijo a todo mundo q escutas minhas músicas”. This is a loud, experimental highball that feels like “white noise no kick peidado” turned into alcohol “Eu amo white noise no kick peidado”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a strong streak of ambition and self‑reinvention, key Slytherin traits, especially in music and art. They talk about actively grinding on their craft as a DJ and producer, choosing to focus on Ableton over distractions: “vcs q se foda vo ficar no ableton” and “Quero so ficar em casa no ableton e no deadlock”, and aiming to expand their reach: “Esse ano eu viro tiktoker”. There’s also a darkly self‑preservational, fatalistic edge in posts like “To sentindo q ano q vem vai ser apenas destruição e disgraça pra mim” and “Sensação de impotência absurda”, which fits Slytherin’s tendency to focus on their own survival and trajectory, even when pessimistic. Their sharp, sometimes ruthless tone toward others’ work – for example, criticizing designs and tattoos as “bagulho mais pau mole possível” and “os desenhos mais água com farinha do mundo e tatuando” – shows a competitive, standards‑driven mindset rather than gentle Hufflepuff kindness. Even their edgy humor and delight in chaos, visible in tweets like “SEX DRUGS DUBSTEP” and “Charlie kirk was shot by me”, point toward Slytherin’s comfort with provocation and transgression more than the earnestness of Gryffindor or Hufflepuff. Overall, the mix of ambition in music, drive to improve, competitiveness, and darkly self‑focused worldview fits Slytherin best.
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Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites - Skrillex
Their whole vibe is chaotic, noisy, and bass-heavy, constantly talking about dubstep and sound design, like when they say “Ouvir dubstep com funk é melhor q gozar” and complain that “toquei 1 dubstep ontem e pediram pra eu abaixar o valume...”. The aggressive yet playful energy of Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites fits their mix of humor and despair, visible when they call themselves “a puta que pariu da disgraça pelada” and tweet things like “Eu vou dar um tiro de 12 no ceu da minha boca eu prometo”. As a DJ and producer who lives in Ableton (“vcs q se foda vo ficar no ableton”) and loves loud, distorted aesthetics (“Eu amo white noise no kick peidado”), they clearly gravitate toward the maximalist, glitchy style that made Skrillex iconic. Their references to being "Skrillex looking at the weather" (“Nunca tive tão skrillex olhando pro tempo na sacada do too bizarre”) and even saying “chega de skrillex” show that he’s a defining reference point in their musical identity, whether they like it or not. The song’s tension between cathartic drops and chaotic energy mirrors their own oscillation between burnout, self-deprecation, and creative obsession.
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