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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, outspoken on social issues, and very online-smart while still being playful and chaotic. Like Lisa, they call out ignorance and bigotry, as seen when they push back on bad takes about art and intellect, e.g. “Essas críticas à arte moderna não são tão inteligentes quanto o pessoal acha que é” and “Literalmente isso não faz sentido… não tem nenhum estudo que fala que isso está atrelado a 'incomodar pessoas com QI baixo', pqp em”. They also actively confront homophobia and ask others to report hateful accounts, echoing Lisa’s strong moral compass: “Oi gente boa tarde, peço encarecidamente para que denuncie essa conta aqui por homofobia”. At the same time, they’re deeply into pop culture, fandoms and niche opinions—Bruno Mars, Oscar talk, Castlevania, Round 6—very much how Lisa fixates passionately on music, books, and causes: “Wicked indicado… Se o mundo odeia os lgbt, porque nós continuamos ganhando?”. Their mix of self-aware humor, frustration with other people’s shallow takes, and openly emotional reactions (“Hoje eu conheci a inveja.”, “Adquirir um trauma dois dias antes do meu aniversário é de foder”) fits Lisa’s blend of sensitivity, sarcasm, and idealism more than any other main Simpson.

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They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly react to trending topics, ask followers to take action, and show high social energy, e.g. rallying others in “Oi gente boa tarde, peço encarecidamente para que denuncie essa conta aqui por homofobia, desde já agradeço.” and celebrating with everyone in “PORRAAAAAAAA É O BRASIL CARALHO EU AINDA ESTOU AQUI PORRA AAAAAA 🔥🔥🔥...”. Their humor and reactions show clear Intuition (N), focusing on ideas, media analysis, and cultural commentary rather than concrete details, as in “Essas críticas à arte moderna não são tão inteligentes quanto o pessoal acha que é” and “2025 e as pessoas ainda não sabem interpretar judas, cara não e POSSÍVEL...”. The strong emphasis on values, empathy, and defending marginalized groups points to Feeling (F): they denounce homophobia in “Oi gente boa noite e boa madrugada, gostaria de pedir carinhosamente para denunciarem essa conta...” and mock fake accounts with a moral tone in “isso é tão patético.”. Their timeline feels spontaneous, reactive, and driven by mood rather than structure, suggesting Perceiving (P): they talk about sleeping at odd hours and procrastination in “Pensando seriamente em dormir e deixar esse problema para o eu do futuro” and emotional spur‑of‑the‑moment reactions like “CHEGA, me empolguei e quebrei tudo aqui em casa”. Collectively, this mix of energetic social engagement, abstract/media-focused commentary, value-driven stances, and flexible, impulsive behavior best matches ENFP.

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Professional overthinker, part-time moon talker. Once burned cookies while pausing a series to tweet about it. Opinions on film, music & random chaos.– @vddlindo

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Silver cachaça infused with lime peel stands in for the loud, chaotic Brazilian energy of yelling about Oscars and national pride, like when they shouted “PORRAAAAAAAA É O BRASIL CARALHO EU AINDA ESTOU AQUI PORRA”. Hibiscus and red berry syrup mirrors their love for striking visuals and red aesthetics, echoing “Tatuagem vermelha e tão linda, pena que só fica 'visível' em pele clara 🥀”. A shot of cold brew coffee captures the insomnia-core vibe of waking up at 5am laughing at Twitter and hating random awakenings, as in “Cara eu tava rindo de um vídeo aqui no tw, do ND eu acordo de 5:00 pqp Q sono do mal mds” and “Ai pqp odeio dormir e acordar do nada”. Sparkling water with a pinch of sea salt reflects their emotional oscillation between screaming about Bruno Mars and quietly missing their dog, from “Aí que sdds do meu cachorro, eu juro que eu vou ser aquela pessoa que mora com 20 cachorros 💔” to “Bruno Mars retrospectiva: Queria te amar ❤️🩵 Queria dançar 🩷🖤 Queria flertar 🔥”. Overall, it’s a fizzy, slightly bitter-sweet, high-energy drink that feels like staying up all night tweeting about pop culture, queer rage, and memes under the moon, just like their bio’s lonely lunar confessional in “ᵃᵗ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ, ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵃʳˢ ˡᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵘᵖ ᵐʸ ʳᵒᵒᵐ, ᶦ ˢᶦᵗ ᵇʸ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ, ᵗᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵒⁿ”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong pattern of outspoken bravery and moral confrontation, which is very Gryffindor-coded. They repeatedly call out homophobia and ask others to help fight it, as in their request to report a bigoted account: “Oi gente boa tarde, peço encarecidamente para que denuncie essa conta aqui por homofobia, desde já agradeço.” and again later “Oi gente boa noite e boa madrugada, gostaria de pedir carinhosamente para denunciarem essa conta sem engajar, por favor, desde já agradeço.”. They also openly criticize harmful or shallow takes, e.g. mocking elitist pseudo-intellectualism around music and IQ: “Literalmente isso não faz sentido, até porque música clássica tem um efeito tranquilizante... não tem nenhum estudo que fala que isso está atrelado a 'incomodar pessoas com QI baixo', pqp em” and dismissing lazy cultural generalizations: “Nossa pq será né, é algo tão único brasileiro, nem é como se todo o mundo fizesse isso”. Their tone is impulsive, intense, and willing to start a fight when they feel something is unjust, seen in outbursts like “VÃO TODOS SE FODER... ALÔ É DA CENTRAL DO VIRA LATA? NÃO ADIANTA CHORAR PORAAAAAAAAAA” and “Vá falar sobre os desastres climáticos do seu país e tire o pau da América Latina da boca pvf”. This combination of passionate defense of others, quickness to confront perceived wrongs, and emotional explosiveness aligns more with Gryffindor’s bold, confrontational courage than with the subtler ambition of Slytherin, the quiet diligence of Hufflepuff, or the detached analysis of Ravenclaw.

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The best-fitting song for them is “Talking to the Moon” by Bruno Mars. Their bio literally quotes the song’s central image: ☾ “ᵃᵗ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ, ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵃʳˢ ˡᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵘᵖ ᵐʸ ʳᵒᵒᵐ, ᶦ ˢᶦᵗ ᵇʸ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ, ᵗᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵒⁿ”, which is a direct emotional and aesthetic link to the track. There’s a recurring mix of loneliness, emotional intensity, and late-night overthinking in tweets like “Pensando seriamente em dormir e deixar esse problema para o eu do futuro” and “Ai pqp odeio dormir e acordar do nada”, which mirrors the song’s introspective, restless mood. At the same time, they’re deeply invested in Bruno Mars himself, as seen in posts like “Bruno Mars retrospectiva: Queria te amar ❤️🩵 Queria dançar 🩷🖤 Queria flertar 🔥” and “Bruno faz o álbum que é melhor, Apt parte 2, DWS remix SEI LA”, making a Bruno Mars song thematically and personally appropriate. The combination of romantic yearning, emotional drama, and their explicit moon imagery makes Talking to the Moon feel like a soundtrack to their online persona.

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