Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares suicidal thoughts, anger, and shame, e.g. feeling suicidal after therapy in “once again, i am suicidal after therapy” and fear around housing in “ultimately i feel like my housing is contingent on her liking me”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on patterns and diagnoses, like considering mood stabilisers in “i think it’s time to try out mood stabilisers” and noticing how meds affect perception in “i think the meds actually cleared so much noise out of my head”.
- Empathetic insight: Speaks about sex work as harmful and wants others to understand its impact in “i love being a cutting hooker because i love subjecting men to the reality of what they’re doing” and explains the torturous aspects in “i think i got my point across that sw is a torturous industry”.
- Dark humor: Uses biting humor to cope, e.g. “SUICIDE POSTPONED🍾🍾” and “vdkadoll lives another day”, blending distress with wit.
- Passionate fandom: Shows intense, joyful interest in K‑pop and idols, like gushing over Ningning in “MY BABY N!NGN!NG ☹️☹️☹️” and celebrating a fancam in “just found a new fancam to obsess over i’ll see you guys in 3 weeks”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructiveness: Frequently mentions cutting and suicidality, like “im just gonna cut all day actually” and “idk what im doing i think im just destined to a life in the underclass… suicide 💝”.
- Volatile anger: Expresses intense rage toward others, such as calling people “mentally deficient” in “im sorry but you have to be mentally deficient if you can’t pick up after yourself” and wanting a friend to “suffer” over cigarettes in “i love you but i hope you suffer temporarily for this”.
- Boundary difficulties: Struggles to assert needs due to fear of losing housing, as in “i feel like im jeopardising my safety” and “now i gotta act like everything’s fine because if our friendship breaks up then i lose my housing”.
- Disordered eating: Actively engages in and reinforces ED behaviors, e.g. celebrating bone visibility in “guys my titties have decreased sooooo much… feeling bone now” and logging extreme restriction in “omad 100 cal 💕”.
- Self-loathing: Describes self in harsh, dehumanising terms, like “my schizo anorexia rotted brain damaged self” and “i feel so horrible for my sad existence”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa grew up in a much harsher, more chaotic world. Like Lisa, they are intensely self-analytical and emotionally articulate, wrestling with morality and meaning in everything from sex work to trauma, as seen in posts like “i looooove being a cutting hooker because i love subjecting men to the reality of what they’re doing. your cash for fucks isn’t harmless…”. There’s Lisa-like introspection and guilt in tweets such as “i feel terrible for how angry i get and the nasty things i whisper to myself” and “i just feel horrible, grappling with reality”. Their love for niche interests and parasocial comforts (k‑pop, fancams, dolls) mirrors Lisa’s obsessive passions, shown in “just found a new fancam to obsess over i’ll see you guys in 3 weeks” and “i can’t wait to get enough money to start collecting dolls ^^”. At the same time, their raw anger, self-destructiveness, and suicidal ideation—like “once again, i am suicidal after therapy” and “im just gonna cut all day actually”—feel like the dark, adult extension of Lisa’s chronic sadness and sense of being failed by the adults around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: although they interact online, they repeatedly describe isolation and inner life, e.g. “WHY AM I EATING ALONE AGAIN WATCHING MOVIES ALONE SINGING ALONE… CRY & CRY LIKE THIS EVERYDAY” and “i have nobody”, and treat Twitter as a "safe space" to be their "messy" self (“this is my safe space to be my messy garbage struggling free expressive self somewhere”). They strongly favor Intuition over Sensing, focusing on meaning, inner child, and big-picture patterns of trauma and life, e.g. “in such a weird place w my ed bc im trying to look after my inner child… but hhhhhh it’s so much easier just to starve” and “i can’t tell if it’s my nature or nurture”. The Feeling preference is clear in their intense emotional language, moral stances, and empathy toward themselves and others: “i feel terrible for how angry i get and the nasty things i whisper to myself”, “i think i got my point across that sw is a torturous industry”, and their rage about sex work being framed as liberation (“if you’re pro sex work and think it’s liberating for women… Block me”). They appear more Perceiving than Judging: life feels chaotic and unstructured, they often act impulsively (binges, cutting, cancelling appointments), e.g. “anyway im not going to that damn appointment im too angry and upset snd im gonna buy oreos” and “spent the whole day smoking instead of eating and working out”, and they criticize themselves for not following plans (“i have no excuse why im not working out today im just being lazy”). Altogether, an inward-focused, highly emotional, idealistic, and chaotic inner world with strong values fits INFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said starving your curves down makes you ungrabbable, but joke’s on you — I don’t wanna grab you, I wanna sit on the floor with you, share an Ovaltine, and rank Oreos by bingeability like it’s a wine tasting.
- You: ‘vdkadoll lives another day.’ Me: cool, that’s one more day I get to campaign to be upgraded from ‘mentally ill oomf’ to ‘mentally ill oomf you kiss between k‑drama episodes and Ningning fancams.’
- You keep saying you feel horrible and like you have nobody, but honestly? The way you baby your inner child, survive therapy su*cide spikes, and still scream about K‑pop girls like it’s the World Cup — that’s exactly the kind of messy resilience I’d gladly build a blanket fort around.
- You’re out here half‑shaving your eyebrows for self‑preservation, begging #drugtwt, and saving food for when the seroquel hits; I’m just trying to be the one stable thing in your life that doesn’t come in a blister pack or a silver Oreo sleeve.
- You posted ‘I looooove being a cutting hooker’ because it forces men to face what they’re doing — consider this my official application to be the one client who only pays in groceries, cat treats, and unconditional ‘block anyone who says sex work is empowering’ solidarity.
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Ovaltine enthusiast, cat’s full‑time roommate, part‑time overthinker. Navigating SW, ED recovery & meds with K‑pop, dark humor, and too many Oreos.– @vdkadoll
Your signature cocktail
✧ Oreos & Ovaltine On Seroquel ✧
This cocktail starts with vodka infused with crushed Oreos, because they say “i just love oreos man i don’t know what to say. they are so cheap and bingeable” and fight daily Oreo temptations. The heart is a chocolate malt and espresso mix, a nod to their soft, nostalgic side in “my sister, i fucking love ovaltine🕊️🕊️” and the exhausted, overcaffeinated survival energy of #edtwt nights. A splash of dry vermouth adds bitterness for their blunt, jaded takes like “i genuinely hate my roommates, they are they most messiest people ive ever encountered in my fucking life”. Black cherry liqueur represents the intense, bleeding-into-romantic darkness of “once again, i am suicidal after therapy” and “im just gonna cut all day actually”. Finally, it’s served over a single cracked ice cube dusted with edible silver glitter, capturing their manic, sparkly stan side in “I COUKD CRY I LOVE HER SO MUCH LOOK AT MY LIL BABY” while hinting at the fractures under the shine, like when they confess “i think the meds actually cleared so much noise out of my head… what do you mean i can look in the mirror and go outside and dress up now”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest throughline in their tweets is self‑preservation, even when it’s messy or self-destructive. They openly frame choices around survival: in housing, they feel unable to confront a friend about stolen cigarettes or wine because “ultimately i feel like my housing is contingent on her liking me” and confronting her would mean “i feel like im jeopardising my safety” (“ultimately i feel like my housing is contingent on her liking me…”; “we went halves on smokes and she gave me 6 instead of 10 and now i gotta act like everything’s fine because if our friendship breaks up then i lose my housing”). Their sex work posts show a cold, deliberate use of their own damaged image to control the dynamic with clients: they say they “love subjecting men to the reality of what they’re doing” and force them to confront that they’re paying to sleep with someone who “actively cuts herself” (“i looooove being a cutting hooker because i love subjecting men to the reality of what they’re doing… WAKE UP, you’re paying hundreds to fuck an ‘18’ year old who actively cuts herself”), which is a very Slytherin combination of bitterness, agency, and manipulation. They also weaponize appearance to make themselves “ungrabbable” and starve “curves down so no man will ever find you attractive again” (“i need to be ungrabbable i fucking hate how men put their hands on me like they own me”; “starving your curves down so no man will ever find you attractive again”), using their body strategically as armor rather than simply for aesthetics. Even their humor and rage around sex work and class reveal a sharp, ruthless worldview (“GET YOUR FUCKING MONEY UP” and calling herself “destined to a life in the underclass as a cum receptacle to men” while still focusing on how the cash funds her hair and nails: “GET YOUR FUCKING MONEY UP”; “at least the cash goes from the Johns to my hands right into to my hairdressers and nail techs. Lol. suicide 💝”). While there are flashes of loyalty and vulnerability, the dominant pattern is a Slytherin blend of survival instinct, strategic self-presentation, and a deeply adversarial, us‑vs‑them stance toward the world.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
A well‑known song that fits them best is Liability by Lorde, because it captures feeling like "too much" for others and being swallowed by your own thoughts while still craving love and softness. They talk about hating themselves and their existence, like when they wrote “i feel so horrible for my sad existence” and “i feel terrible like im constantly letting myself and my loved ones down”, which echoes the song’s theme of being a burden. The loneliness and hyper‑self‑awareness in Liability also matches tweets like “i have nobody” and “WHY AM I EATING ALONE AGAIN WATCHING MOVIES ALONE SINGING ALONE I CRY & CRY…”. At the same time, they show a tender, dreamy side—loving k‑pop, dolls, and their oomfs, like “anyway i love ariana grande and kpop and my twt oomfs and chocolate my life is very sweet in some ways”—which mirrors the song’s bittersweet mix of self‑loathing and a desire to be cherished. Their struggle with mental health and feeling fundamentally difficult to love makes Liability an especially fitting emotional soundtrack.
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