Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for LOONA, tripleS, Heejin, and related fandoms, e.g. “eu to real devastado... era meu sonho visitar lá” and multiple LOONA/tripleS mentions.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings like exhaustion, frustration, and affection, e.g. “preguiça d tudo” and “to sendo bem alimentsdo”.
- Observant critic: Critically reflects on fandoms and people, e.g. “pode falar? o fandom é insuportável e se carrega de uma esperança falsa...”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses irony and jokes to comment on pop culture and daily life, e.g. “aql amg q religiosamente assiste donnie darko todo mes mas jura q nao é autista”.
- Loyal friend: Highlights sacrifices and support for idols and activities, e.g. “perdi aula do sandro pra ver a seoyeon n me arrependo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Talks harshly about themself, e.g. “eu sou bixa feia mae”.
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and strong wording, e.g. “pede pra psicopata da sua namorada louca então eu em” and “esse lsdunes so tem viado mds”.
- Easily frustrated: Expresses irritation quickly about people and situations, e.g. “paciencia tem limite e a minha ja acabou!” and complaints about fireworks “esses desgraçados soltando fogos pqp”.
- Negativity focus: Posts often center on annoyance, drama, or anger, e.g. “acho que eu nao devia ta absorvendo palavras sobre a vida dos outros” and repeated fandom rants.
- Emotional overwhelm: Feels strongly affected by others and environment, e.g. “como pode ele me fazer ficar mal por qualquer coisinha q eu faço fico mal só de respirar perto dele” and “EU VOU SAIR DESSE QUARTO EU TO OUVINDO COISA DEMAIS”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a highly online, sensitive, overthinking type who cares a lot about niche interests and injustices around those interests, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa fixating on causes, they rant thoughtfully about fandom dynamics and false hope in a disbanded group, e.g. “pode falar? o fandom é insuportável e se carrega de uma esperança falsa de que o grupo vai voltar, e nao liga pra metade dos projetos novos…”. There’s also emotional self-awareness and anxiety, like feeling overwhelmed by other people’s lives in “acho que eu nao devia ta absorvendo palavras sobre a vida dos outros” and getting hurt easily in “como pode ele me fazer ficar mal por qualquer coisinha q eu faço fico mal só de respirar perto dele”. At the same time, they’re passionate and nerdy about very specific media (LOONA, tripleS, Batman, horror/games), reflected in tweets like “gnt meu professor de ingles gato disse q gostou da minha foto de perfil🤤🤤🤤(era o jason todd” and “oq eu n faço pelo tripleS”, which parallels Lisa’s intense devotion to her hobbies and causes. Their mix of cynicism, intellect, and vulnerability lines up more with Lisa than with impulsive Bart, clueless Homer, or purely nurturing Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: they often describe being overwhelmed or drained rather than energized by people, like in “EU VOU SAIR DESSE QUARTO EU TO OUVINDO COISA DEMAIS” and the general mood of “preguiça d tudo”, which suggests retreating into their own space. Their interests and commentary are strongly intuitive: they obsess over fandoms, symbolism-heavy media, and parasocial dynamics rather than concrete details, e.g. criticizing fandom delusion in “o fandom é insuportável e se carrega de uma esperança falsa de que o grupo vai voltar…” and musing about how they feel absorbing others’ lives in “acho que eu nao devia ta absorvendo palavras sobre a vida dos outros”. They lean Feeling over Thinking: their reactions are highly emotional and value-driven, whether it’s devastation over Loona in “eu to real devastado... era meu sonho visitar lá:((” or hurt in “como pode ele me fazer ficar mal por qualquer coisinha q eu faço fico mal só de respirar perto dele”, and even their rants (e.g. “pede pra psicopata da sua namorada louca então eu em”) come from personal values rather than detached logic. Their style is more Perceiving than Judging: they repeatedly mention laziness or lack of structure, like “preguiça de terminar meu twitter wrapped brigada” and half-joking procrastination in “faço os 11 meses? (sim mas to c preguiça”, and they seem to react in the moment to drama and news instead of planning ahead. Overall, the emotional intensity, introspective self-deprecation (e.g. “eu sou bixa feia mae”), fixation on fictional characters (Heejin, Michael Afton, Bruce Wayne), and spontaneous, feelings-first tweeting pattern fit INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You love Heejin, Michael Afton, Frank Iero AND Bruce Wayne… but have you considered adding one more problematic man to your roster, or is your heart already fully booked like your Loona/tripleS stan schedule?
- You said ‘VIVA A MORTE DE MIKE WHEELER’ — if you ever get tired of hating fictional men, I volunteer as tribute to be your real-life crush to bully instead.
- As a fellow orbit watching you get devastated about not visiting that Loona place and dragging the fandom for living on false hope… I promise I’m more reliable than BBC ever was. I’d actually show up for you.
- Your New Year’s at the beach was horrible, your dad ate half the chocolates, the fireworks sucked… statistically speaking, you’re overdue for something good, so mathematically I think going out with me is the logical next miracle de Natal.
- You, crying over ‘This Comes From Inside’, religious Donnie Darko rewatches, and tweeting that you’re a ‘bixa feia’… meanwhile I’m here like: babe, if Jason Todd and Miketosis are your type, you’re exactly my hyper-specific, terminally online, perfect kind of pretty.
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Semi-professional overthinker powered by iced coffee, loud guitars & Gotham lore. Once lost half a gift box to my dad’s sweet tooth and never recovered.– @veertualangel
Your signature cocktail
Miketosis Moondrop
This cocktail is wired on caffeine and late-night overthinking, a nod to their love of café in the bio and the exhausted vibe of “preguiça d tudo”. The dark rum carries the emo-kid heart that stans MCR, SOAD and Michael Afton, as seen in “pfta mas acho q essas baratinhas nunca ouviram bury me in black” and “O FUNKO DO THEODORE EU QUERO MDS”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dramatic, almost gothic sweetness for the LOONA/tripleS orbit who tweeted “eu to real devastado... era meu sonho visitar lá:(( o universo só jogando na cara de todo mundo q o loona acabou mesmo to mt mal”. The cold brew tonic makes it a little strange and fizzy, matching their chaotic timeline from “VIVA A MORTE DE MIKE WHEELER” to “aql amg q religiosamente assiste donnie darko todo mes mas jura q nao é autista”. Finally, the tiny bat-shaped coffee ice cubes are pure Bruce Wayne/Jason Todd worship, echoing “cade o batman 66 eo lego; ;” and the English teacher crushing on their Jason Todd pfp in “meu professor de ingles gato disse q gostou da minha foto de perfil🤤🤤🤤(era o jason todd”. Strong, a bit bitter, dramatic and oddly comforting, it’s the kind of drink you’d sip while live-tweeting k-pop lore and psychological horror at 3AM.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Pedro shows a strongly Slytherin mix of sharpness, self‑preservation, and biting social perception. They repeatedly display a cutting, almost ruthless way of calling things out, like mocking fans and fandom delusions in “pede pra psicopata da sua namorada louca então eu em” and “pode falar? o fandom é insuportável e se carrega de uma esperança falsa de que o grupo vai voltar…”, which suggests a willingness to stand apart from the crowd and say the unpopular thing. There’s also a strong instinct for emotional self‑defence and distancing, seen in “acho que eu nao devia ta absorvendo palavras sobre a vida dos outros” and the weary, self‑aware negativity of “preguiça d tudo”, which reads more like guarding their own headspace than open Hufflepuff warmth. Their humor is often dark, caustic, and a bit cruelly observant, like “aql amg q religiosamente assiste donnie darko todo mes mas jura q nao é autista” and “VIVA A MORTE DE MIKE WHEELER”, showing someone who likes to push boundaries and doesn’t mind being abrasive. At the same time, they’re passionate and obsessive about their interests (Loona, tripleS, Batman, etc.), as in “oq eu n faço pelo tripleS” and “eu to real devastado... era meu sonho visitar lá:((”, which fits Slytherin’s intense, tunnel‑vision focus more than the detached curiosity of Ravenclaw. Overall, the combination of strategic emotional distance, willingness to be harsh, and strong, sometimes bitter passion points most convincingly to Slytherin.
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Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
They’re clearly an emo kid at heart, openly referencing MCR and adjacent vibes, like when they mocked casual fans with “pfta mas acho q essas baratinhas nunca ouviram bury me in black”, which fits perfectly with the song’s gatekeep-y, emotionally intense energy. The song’s theme of feeling overwhelmed and not being okay lines up with tweets like “preguiça d tudo” and “acho que eu nao devia ta absorvendo palavras sobre a vida dos outros”, where they sound drained by people and life in general. Their dramatic reactions, such as “eu to real devastado... era meu sonho visitar lá:(( o universo só jogando na cara de todo mundo q o loona acabou mesmo to mt mal”, echo the melodramatic tone of the song. Even in relationships they describe feeling on edge and guilty, like “como pode ele me fazer ficar mal por qualquer coisinha q eu faço fico mal só de respirar perto dele”, which mirrors the anxious, self-conscious narrative in the lyrics. Between their love for emo/alt media, fandom chaos, and self-deprecating humor like “eu sou bixa feia mae”, I'm Not Okay (I Promise) captures their vibe almost perfectly.
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