Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like comparing his gym noises to a turtle in “Eu gemendo na mesa flexora igual aquele video da tartaruga dando tudo de si”.
- Emotionally-aware: Openly reflects on mixed feelings about an ex while enjoying Wicked in “Ouvir defying gravity é sempre um sentimento agridoce...”.
- Affectionate-son: Shows tenderness and observation about his mother’s personality in “Tava morrendo de amores vendo minha mãe jogando dominó...”.
- Culturally-engaged: Engages a lot with music, drag culture, and queer media, e.g. drag quotes in “Greetings, earthlings. My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000...” and multiple Spotify links.
- Self-improving: Talks about gym progress and wanting someone to share evolution with in “Preciso de um conversante pra mostrar minha evolução na academia” and about reading with a new Kindle in “Comprei um kindle, vou performar muitoooo”.
Weaknesses:
- Avoidant-gamer: Lets League of Legends compete with study priorities, as in “Tenho que começar as leituras obrigatórias do PAES, mas o ícone do lol é muito sedutor...”.
- Overdrinking: Mentions getting so drunk he barely remembers getting home in “Ainda tô bêbado, nem lembro como cheguei em casa” and using up all his alcohol ‘quota’ at pride in “Foi toda a minha cota na pride”.
- Self-doubtful: Expresses suspicion when life goes well in “Tá tudo correndo tão bem na minha vida que tô desconfiado”, hinting at difficulty trusting good phases.
- Privacy-anxious: Feels uncomfortable with coworkers following his account, saying he might lock it in “O tanto de gente do trabalho me seguindo, vou ter que trancar”.
- Body-insecure: Jokes about weight in a way that implies discomfort, e.g. “Sou gordinha, mas tá bom”, suggesting underlying body image insecurity.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, artsy, a little anxious, but with a sharp sense of humor. Like Lisa, they clearly care about learning and self-improvement, from joking about using math in exams in “Usei regra de 3 em TODAS as questões hahay” to stressing over required reading while being tempted by games in “Tenho que começar as leituras obrigatórias do PAES, mas o ícone do lol é muito sedutor”. There’s also an artistic/bookish side in posts like “Comprei um kindle, vou performar muitoooo” and their many music-lyric tweets such as “I'm an angel, i'm an atom when nobody enters my room I feel time”. Emotionally, they oscillate between confidence and vulnerability, like Lisa does: compare self-aware body humor in “Sou gordinha, mas tá bom” with reflective lines such as “In a room full of people, i look for you Would you avoid me or would you look for me too?”. Finally, they’re socially conscious and critical of bigotry, as seen in “O show de racismo, gordofobia e homofobia em tom de piada nesse fim de festa”, which fits Lisa’s moral, socially aware streak.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently post about parties, Pride, bars and social mishaps, e.g. still being drunk and not remembering how they got home in “Ainda tô bêbado, nem lembro como cheguei em casa”, joking about people from work following them in “O tanto de gente do trabalho me seguindo, vou ter que trancar”, and craving real-life contact in “Amanhã vou a pé pro trabalho, preciso ver gente real”. Their style is clearly Intuitive: they dramatize and exaggerate ideas rather than focusing on concrete facts, like inventing a whole tragic universe from a missing coffee in “Pois vou criar um universo repleto de dor e sofrimento… Este mundo que estou prestes a criar será um espelho distorcido de tudo que já vivi”, and using poetic/lyrical quotes such as “In a room full of people, i look for you Would you avoid me or would you look for me too?”. They come off as Feeling-oriented, foregrounding emotions, relationships, and aesthetics over logic: they talk about carência and not letting themselves be carried away in “Esse tempo frio me deixa carente, mas não me deixarei levar”, share sentimental associations with Wicked and an ex in “também me traz as memórias que tive com meu ex… UNLIIIMITED”, and complain about racist, fatphobic, homophobic "jokes" in “O show de racismo, gordofobia e homofobia em tom de piada nesse fim de festa”. Finally, they look Perceiving: they are impulsive, playful, and not rigidly planned — postponing required reading because the League icon is “too seductive” in “Tenho que começar as leituras obrigatórias do PAES, mas o ícone do lol é muito sedutor, eu não me controlo”, changing or repeating costumes on a whim in “Tenho criatividade pra outra fantasia não, vou com a mesma”, and only half-seriously managing their gaming habit in “Formatei o pc e até agora não instalei o lol. Abstinência já tá batendo, eu me conheço, não vai dar”. This combination of sociable, expressive humor, emotional openness, spontaneity, and imaginative exaggeration most closely fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You uninstall LoL to focus on PAES, but somehow I’m still the one you’re hard-stuck on. Want to duo-queue: you with your regra de 3, me with my emotional damage?
- You walked into that glass door at work and they had to put a sign up… if we go out, I’m holding your hand the whole time. Not for safety, just because in a room full of people, I’d be looking for you too. 😉
- You said you’d rather explode your bladder than use a urinal—deal: I’ll save us a table at the technos insalubres de SP, watch you in white sunglasses, and we only leave the dance floor when ‘Sissy That Walk’ plays.
- You bought a Kindle ‘to perform a lot’, gets followed by half the office, goes to pride, plays CAD for fun, AND listens to FKA twigs and NewJeans… at this point I’m just applying to be one of your mandatory readings.
- Since you’re ‘gordinha, mas tá bom’ and almost giving yourself a nór at the gym, how about I become your ‘conversante’ to admire your progress and then we recover together listening to Wicked and West End Girls on repeat?
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Your new Twitter bio
Civilized chaos: gym grunts, League relapse survivor, Kindle roleplayer. Once walked into a glass door at work and they added a warning sign.– @veiteoerri
Your signature cocktail
Boots & Pride Ego Boost Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with toasted coconut, a playful Brazilian base for someone who walks into the gym to “sissy that walk” and calls their look an “ego boost”. Açaí liqueur nods to the chaotic love–hate relationship with places like “Açailândia e Imperatriz ☠️” and their soft spot for comfort and nostalgia in music, like “Época boa, eu era completamente fascinado nesse clipe”. Sparkling citrus soda captures their hyper, bright, pride-parade energy as they swear off booze after “toda a minha cota na pride” and keep tweeting about parties, crushes, and hot guys that are “hurting meus feelings” (https://x.com/Veiteoerri/status/1978847489898709348). A dash of bitter herbal amaro represents the moments of side‑eye and cynicism, like dragging the use of “a palavra 'amigo'” or calling out “o show de racismo, gordofobia e homofobia em tom de piada”. Finally, edible glitter or a sugar rim reflects their dramatic, camp performance of life itself, from Halloween costumes and “suspensórios… muito funny” to the promise that “VOCÊ VAI VER MEU SORRISO”. This drink is strong but fizzy, sweet with a bitter wink—exactly like someone who says “Esse tempo frio me deixa carente, mas não me deixarei levar” and still shows up glowing at every party.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a clear pattern of curiosity, reflection, and a taste for slightly esoteric or artsy media, which leans strongly Ravenclaw. For example, they talk about needing to start exam reading while being distractible by League of Legends in “Tenho que começar as leituras obrigatórias do PAES, mas o ícone do lol é muito sedutor, eu não me controlo 🫦”, which suggests academic engagement mixed with self-awareness. Their enthusiasm for specific, often niche songs and performances like Wicked and FKA Twigs in “Ouvir defying gravity é sempre um sentimento agridoce...” and “Lembrei que comentaram 'tá muito branco' porque tava tocando FKA Twigs” reflects a cerebral, aesthetic, almost obsessive appreciation for art. They also show introspective observation and narrative flair when describing family and social situations, such as in “Tava morrendo de amores vendo minha mãe jogando dominó com as irmãs dela...” and the darkly humorous micro-fiction of “Mãe tem café? Tem não Pois vou criar um universo repleto de dor e sofrimento...”, which reveals creativity and analytical emotional processing. While there are hints of Slytherin resourcefulness, like scamming scammers in “Amo quando esses esquemas de scam entram em contato comigo, sempre tiro de 20 a 30 reais deles 🤤🤤”, the dominant traits are wit, introspection, and a strong, quirky intellectual/aesthetic identity—very Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Sissy That Walk - RuPaul
A fitting anthem for them is “Sissy That Walk” because it blends camp confidence, queer culture, and gym-era self-improvement that clearly recur in their timeline. They literally mention walking into the gym while it was playing, saying they were “Passando mal que tava tocando sissy that walk quando entrei na academia”, showing a direct emotional connection to the song. Their tweets are full of drag and queer pop references, like quoting Alaska Thunderfuck in “Greetings, earthlings. My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the planet glamtron, what's yours?” and celebrating Pride with “Amanhã não colocarei um pingo de álcool em minha língua. Foi toda a minha cota na pride”, aligning perfectly with the song’s drag-race ethos. The track’s message of strutting through life despite insecurities mirrors their humorous self-awareness about body and looks, like “Sou gordinha, mas tá bom” and their gym journey in “Preciso de um conversante pra mostrar minha evolução na academia”. Overall, Sissy That Walk captures their mix of vulnerability, self-deprecating humor, queer pride, and performance-loving personality.
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