Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate artist: Frequently draws and proudly shares art and WIPs, e.g. celebrating maxing Red Velvet with fanart “I GOT RED VELVET TO MAX ASCENSION (FINALLY) RED VELVET DRAWING TO CELEBRATE!!!!!! #CRK #crkfanart” and saying drawing is their passion in bio.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, grief, and frustration, from crying over anime “i should have never started this fuckass anime bro im sobbing TEARS OF ANGUISH” to excitement about games and characters “YOSHIKARUUUU!!!!!!!!!”.
- Playful humor: Uses joking exaggeration and memes, e.g. dramatic bathroom complaints “I HAVE TO SHIT SO BAD I HAVE FOUR FUCKIN HOURS OF SCHOOL LEFT 😭😭😭😭 HELP” and 'polnareff di skibidi toilette' fanart “polnareff di skibidi toilette”.
- Supportive fandom: Engages helpfully with others’ interests, giving CRK strategy advice “GUYS I HOW TO PLAY THIS ok so JUST FOCUS ON THE PURPLE BUTTON...” and enthusiastically hyping favorite characters and ships like #cinnavelvet.
- Self-aware identity: Speaks openly about being autistic/ADHD in bio and jokes about being a closeted queer fan “i am closeted do she think im a fagggy yet 😓😓😓😓😓😓”, showing comfort with their own identity.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating talk: Often puts themself down, e.g. “oh i sound like a total loser weeb but its okay im the birthday boy who gaf” and “gave myself a like because i felt sorry 4 myslef maybe my handwriting is bad”.
- Emotional vulnerability: Shows intense distress and difficulty coping, like crying for hours “my head hurts so muhc ive been crying for like 3 hours straight” and feeling very attached to fictional characters “i have to stop getting so attacthed to things i cant even keep friends but im sobbing over some fictional man”.
- Loneliness insecurity: Expresses feeling overlooked or friendless, e.g. “no one wished me a happy birthday but at least i have red velvet :)” and worry about not keeping friends “i cant even keep friends but im sobbing over some fictional man”.
- Body frustration: Shows dissatisfaction with height and uses curses jokingly against taller people “i want to be taller bro im 166 cm… i am setting a curse on anyone taller than me . anyone shorter gets a cupcake”.
- Stress overload: Life events and health issues weigh heavily, e.g. “MY MOM HAS A BRAIN TUMOR?? MY GRANDPA DIED THIS MORNING??? CANON EVENT HAPPENING RN..” combined with frequent mentions of physical pain like “my tummay hurt”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: creative, intense, emotional, and very online-brainy in their own niche. Lisa is a passionate overachiever who still feels lonely and overlooked, similar to them coming home on their birthday saying “just got home, no one wished me a happy birthday but at least i have red velvet :)”. Like Lisa’s sax and activism, they pour themselves into special interests and art, constantly drawing and sharing things like “RED VELVET DRAWING TO CELEBRATE!!!!!!” and talking about how drawing is my passion in their bio. Their tweets swing between high emotions and self-awareness, crying over anime and games such as “i should have never started this fuckass anime bro im sobbing TEARS OF ANGUISH”, which fits Lisa’s habit of feeling everything very deeply. They’re also introspective and a bit socially anxious (worrying how they’re perceived, joking about being a ‘loser weeb’), just like Lisa often feels out of place but clings hard to the things she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets are about personal feelings, niche fandoms, and solo activities like drawing and games rather than big social events, and they reference being closeted and self-conscious, e.g. “oh i sound like a total loser weeb but its okay im the birthday boy who gaf” and “no one wished me a happy birthday but at least i have red velvet :)”, which implies a small offline circle and inward focus. They lean strongly toward intuition: their timeline is saturated with fiction, symbolism, and imaginative self-shipping, like “just finished the most gut wrenching DATING SIMULATOR ever im not ok i need to process this WHAT THE EF MAN” and elaborate yumeship/sona talk, showing preference for narratives and possibilities over concrete, practical topics. Emotion dominates their expression, suggesting feeling over thinking: they dramatize physical and emotional states (“my head hurts so muhc ive been crying for like 3 hours straight”; “im actually still crying bro i have to stop getting so attacthed to things i cant even keep friends but im sobbing over some fictional man”), and they center values and attachment more than analysis. Their lifestyle appears more perceiving than judging: they describe procrastination and scattered impulses in art and fandom (“guh i need ot draw i haven tdone anythign in like 3 day”; “i should just make another account where i post only art and like no reposts or whatever”) and react spontaneously to media and life events rather than presenting structured plans. Taken together—introspective, imaginative, emotionally intense, and spontaneous—the profile best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you got Red Velvet to max ascension and call yourself his husband… hypothetically, how much EXP would I need to become at least your side quest?
- You cried for three hours straight over MHA and a dating sim, but still went alone to the JJK movie for your birthday—if you ever want someone to sob in the theater and then get sushi and ramune with, I volunteer as tribute.
- You humanized cookies, carved a ‘oupkmim’, and redesigned your yumesona with scars—at this point I’m convinced if you drew me, I’d canonically become more attractive, so for science… will you?
- You said anyone taller than 166 cm gets cursed and anyone shorter gets a cupcake—unfortunately I’m [insert height here], so how many doodles and CRK tips do I need to bribe you into upgrading me to cupcake status?
- You gave yourself a pity like on your own handwriting and worried your mom would clock you for buying two yuri books… respectfully, your taste in ships, games, and OCs is immaculate; I don’t want to ‘fix’ you, I want front-row seats to whatever your brain draws next.
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Your new Twitter bio
Dylan | teen artist, Cookie Run + anime brainrot | once bought yuri books with my mom and prayed she wouldn’t notice | autistic + ADHD | EN/IT– @velvetkisser_
Your signature cocktail
The Cinnavelvet Self‑Ship Spritz
This cocktail is a fizzy love letter to their yumeship era and Red Velvet obsession, with cinnamon-infused rum standing in for their beloved #cinnavelvet and the declaration that they’re "red velvet's husband" in their bio. Strawberry velvet liqueur brings in the soft, romantic sweetness of fanart and selfshipping, echoing posts like “just got home, no one wished me a happy birthday but at least i have red velvet :) #crkfanart #yumeship #cinnavelvet”. Ramune soda nods to their weeby birthday plans and fridge stash in “i have ramune in fridge............. oh i sound like a total loser weeb but its okay im the birthday boy who gaf”, making the drink playful and hyper. A light blue curaçao mist on top references their simple color joy in “i like the colo rblue 🔵” and gives it that anime-glow aesthetic. The tiny cupcake with red sugar is a charm for their height curse and soft side in “anyone shorter gets a cupcake 🧁”, turning their chaotic, emotional TL into a sweet but slightly dangerous, experimental spritz.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their strongest throughline is intense creativity and an almost obsessive love of ideas and fiction, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. They repeatedly frame drawing as their passion and constantly share and refine their art, e.g. celebrating achievements like “I GOT RED VELVET TO MAX ASCENSION (FINALLY) RED VELVET DRAWING TO CELEBRATE!!!!!! #CRK #crkfanart” and posting WIPs and doodles such as “wip #howdoitakepicturesofmywips #TSHD #光が死んだ夏” and “doodle cus i got erasable highlighters and they r lowkey rlly cool i like them”. They also show a very analytical, tutorial-like mindset when explaining game strategy in detail in “GUYS I HOW TO PLAY THIS ok so JUST FOCUS ON THE PURPLE BUTTON. JUST UPGRADE THAT UNTIL U CANT… GET HERO COOKIES. U NEED THEM.”, which reflects a problem-solving, systems-thinking orientation. Their emotional intensity is often channeled through media analysis and narrative attachment, as seen in their reactions to anime and games like “i should have never started this fuckass anime bro im sobbing TEARS OF ANGUISH oh horikoshi you have created a masterpiece” and “just finished the most gut wrenching DATING SIMULATOR ever im not ok i need to process this WHAT THE EF MAN”, which is very in line with Ravenclaw’s love of stories and ideas. While they are kind and loyal to fictional favorites (Hufflepuff-leaning) and sometimes dramatic or impulsive (a hint of Gryffindor), the dominant pattern is a creative, thoughtful, fandom-analytical personality, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
A well‑known song that fits them is Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream. Their bio literally says they’re a “4teen” and they talk about things like going to the JJK movie for their birthday (“maybe sushi too......... hmmmmmm............. oh i sound like a total loser weeb but its okay im the birthday boy who gaf”), which captures that messy, emotional, coming‑of‑age vibe the song celebrates. They’re intensely passionate and romantic about fictional characters and yumeships, like calling themselves “red velvet's husband” in their name and celebrating self‑shipping anniversaries (“looking at my selfshipping anniversaries makes me realize there MAY be an outlier !!”), echoing the song’s idealized, all‑consuming love. At the same time, their timeline swings between giddy fandom highs (“I GOT RED VELVET TO MAX ASCENSION (FINALLY) RED VELVET DRAWING TO CELEBRATE!!!!!!”) and vulnerable lows (“my head hurts so muhc ive been crying for like 3 hours straight”), just like the heightened emotions of teenage romance in the song. Overall, Teenage Dream matches their mix of heartfelt self‑shipping, fandom obsession, and very teenage emotional intensity.
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