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The user’s love of reading and academic ambition mirrors Lisa’s passion for knowledge, as shown in tweets like “I’m not dying because I have 30+ books to read after my finals.” and “I have a friend… spends half of her day just reading articles and researches.” The user’s frequent feelings of isolation, melancholy, and self‑analysis – “I have this strong attraction to be in isolation… I’ve lost my peace since I became the person I didn’t want to be.” – align with Lisa’s often introspective and misunderstood nature. Their concern for social issues and existential thoughts, such as “The death of analog is the death of humanity, therefore the death of me.”, echo Lisa’s moral and philosophical outlook. Lastly, the user’s perfectionist goal‑setting (“I’m going to list up by 30+ books tbr…”) and anxiety about performance reflect Lisa’s drive for achievement and occasional anxiety.

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They often describe themselves as isolated and drained by social interaction, e.g., 'I want to leave social media (Twitter too) but I have no other way to communicate— as I never leave the house…' indicating introversion (I). Their language is rich in metaphor and future‑oriented ideas, such as 'The death of analog is the dead of humanity, therefore the death of me.' and 'I am longing for autumn rain', showing a preference for intuition (N). They prioritize personal values and empathy, as seen in 'Nations that fail their women fail' and 'You can never financially cover the emotional and mental neglect a child has experienced', reflecting a feeling (F) decision style. They also display a structured, goal‑oriented mindset, for instance 'I’m going to list up by 30+ books tbr and if I didn’t finish it by 1st Jan 2027, you all have the rights to execute me' and 'I need schedule well for September', indicating judging (J).

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Econ undergrad, coffee‑fuelled bookworm 📚☕ | Thrift‑hunt & rain‑chaser 🌧️ | Once tried to teach a taxi driver proper gum etiquette– @venlaphaxine

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This drink captures Veen’s love for rain and reading, echoing the tweet "I needed that rain as much as the seeds and sprouts did". The gin provides a classic, analog backbone, referencing "The death of analog is the dead of humanity, therefore the death of me." A shot of cold brew coffee and cherry liqueur reflects her sweet, coffee‑filled moments like "I’m making tiramisu for my coworkers~~" and the cherry emoji in her name. A dash of olive brine adds the Mediterranean flavor she mentions in "My last meal would be a jar of mixed green olives, fried halloumi and some cured meat on the side". Finally, a splash of sparkling water gives the effervescent feel of autumn rain she longs for, as in "I’m longing for autumn rain".

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The user displays a strong love for learning and intellectual pursuits, evident in tweets like "I’m not dying because I have 30+ books to read after my finals" and "My favorite piece of thrift is that hardcover French book, I bought it as a promise to learn French.." They also value knowledge in others, as shown by "I have a friend and she probably spends half of her day just reading articles and researches and honestly that’s one of the most attractive things I’ve ever seen in a person". Their introspective and philosophical reflections, such as "The death of analog is the dead of humanity, therefore the death of me" and "I have this strong attraction to be in isolation... I’ve lost my peace" indicate a thoughtful, curious mind, aligning with Ravenclaw's emphasis on wisdom and intellect. While they express emotional vulnerability, they do not prioritize power or ambition, which would suggest Slytherin, nor do they demonstrate the steadfast loyalty typical of Hufflepuff. Thus, the traits best match the Ravenclaw house.

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The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel captures @venlaphaxine's sense of isolation and yearning for quiet. Their tweet, "I have this strong attraction to be in isolation. But I also have a fear of not making memories.." mirrors the lyric "Hello darkness, my old friend." They also write, "I want to leave social media (Twitter too) but I have no other way to communicate— as I never leave the house…," echoing the song’s line "People talking without speaking, people hearing without listening." Their feeling of being an outcast—"Always an outcast, always the strange one with nothing to say"—fits the song’s theme of alienation. Additionally, their recurring references to rain and darkness, such as "I needed that rain as much as the seeds and sprouts did," complement the song’s moody atmosphere.

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