Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings, from joy to frustration, like in “IM GONNA KILL MYSELF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️/NSRS” and “i b so sad until i see the sun for like 2 seconds n everything's okay again”.
- Affectionate friend: Talks warmly about friends and prioritizes them, e.g. “tbh i prioritize friendships over anything but also.... /r love” and relies on “pookie” for support in “Pookie giving me stepby step instructions on how to deal w this”.
- Self-aware identity: Reflects on sexuality and labels openly, e.g. “just recently discovered im lesbian 🙈” and the realization in “I THINK IM OESBIAN OH”.
- Humorous dramatic: Uses exaggeration and melodrama for comedy, like “im Actuallygoi ng to KillMuself .../J” and telling others to “be melodramatic”.
- Curious multilingual: Engages with multiple languages and shows interest in learning, e.g. “korean, indonesian/malay, english Yeaaaahhhh n i understand bits of chinese n japanese” and wanting to learn “japanese probably OH and batak”.
Weaknesses:
- Overdramatic wording: Frequently jumps to extreme phrases, like “IM GONNA KILL MYSELF 😭😭😭… /NSRS” and “unwanted male attention is literally the bane of my existence Tjis is myLAST STRAW.”.
- Conflict avoidance: Feels unable to set boundaries despite discomfort, as in “EVERYONE TELLING ME TO REMOVE HIM I CAANANNTRT I KNOW HIS FAMILY, HE KNOWS MINE, IVE KNOWN HIM SINCE I WAS 2 YEARS OLD, I HAVE TO SEE HIM EVERY WEEK”.
- Self-deprecating talk: Describes self harshly, e.g. “i think so but im so lazy it makes me stupid” and “i mean. i Have my moments...” when asked about positive traits.
- Attention discomfort: Strong distress around certain attention, especially from men, as seen in “unwanted male attention is literally the bane of my existence” and “u see right if it was a Girl id be safely rizzing them bsck up ... but its a MAN.........IDGAF AB U💔”.
- Online impulsivity: Acts quickly then panics, like “i Found his instagram....n requested it.....” followed by anxious posts and the rapid shift from interest to ick in “Got the ick so quick”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as a thoughtful, sensitive overthinker who still likes being silly and dramatic, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they care a lot about being a good person and about fairness in how people (especially women and moms) are treated, as in “moms literally sacrifice 9 months of their lives to have a baby ... moms can never catch a break” and “unwanted male attention is literally the bane of my existence Tjis is myLAST STRAW.”. They’re academically self-aware and a bit self-deprecating in a very Lisa way, saying “oh i failed history for my national exams too😭😭😭but im rlly bad at art Errrmmmmmm AH UNLESS ur counting music as art, then art all the way” and “i think so but im so lazy it makes me stupid”. Their love of music, especially specific bands and songs, echoes Lisa’s deep connection to her sax and favorite artists, like in “at the moment its rock n roll, morning light falls on you kessoku band ruler of my heart alnst” and “it usually changes really often but rn i keep looping kessoku band songs”. They’re introspective about identity and relationships — “just recently discovered im lesbian 🙈”, “tbh i prioritize friendships over anything but also.... /r love” — which suits Lisa’s constant self-discovery more than the other Simpsons family members. Even the mix of melodrama and earnestness, like “IM TEWWWW WISHYwashy” and “im Actuallygoi ng to KillMuself .../J”, feels very Lisa: serious emotions filtered through humor and exaggeration.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they call themselves an introvert explicitly (“introvert”), often prefer online/parasocial spaces like anime and YouTube over in-person socializing (“Oh i play a youtube video in the back (usually true crime) and i play tetris…”), and talk about feeling drained by unwanted male attention rather than seeking broad social engagement (“unwanted male attention is literally the bane of my existence”). They seem more Intuitive than Sensing: they fantasize about living in fictional universes (“since there's no limits i wanna live in the universe where bocchi the rock takes place irl”), discuss identity and labels like discovering they’re lesbian (“just recently discovered im lesbian 🙈”), and engage with symbolic/parasocial media (Bocchi, Kessoku Band) as a big part of their inner world (“it usually changes really often but rn i keep looping kessoku band songs”). Their decision-making is strongly Feeling: they prioritize emotions and relationships (“tbh i prioritize friendships over anything but also.... /r love”), express empathy and fairness toward moms (“moms can never catch a break”), and react intensely to discomfort or icks in a very value-based, emotive way (“unwanted male attention is literally the bane of my existence”). They appear more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous and reactive (jumping between dramas, crushes, music, and rants like “IM TEWWWW WISHYwashy”), they describe themselves as lazy despite thinking they’re smart (“i think so but im so lazy it makes me stupid”), and they ride emotional waves in the moment (“i b so sad until i see the sun for like 2 seconds n everything's okay again”). Altogether, an INFP profile fits best: inward-focused, imagination-heavy, driven by personal values and feelings, with a flexible, somewhat chaotic and emotionally expressive lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d choose math over science and failed history in your national exams, so let me help: historically, I’ve never been this down bad for a Pisces who can do equations and still call themselves #normalmaxxing.
- Since you keep looping Kessoku Band and want to live in the Bocchi the Rock universe, can I be the socially anxious guitarist to your cool gyaru bassist, or are you saving that slot for someone who also screams “RULER OF MY HEART” on main?
- You said you just recently discovered you’re a lesbian and that you prioritize friendships over anything… so hypothetically, if I became your best friend, does that unlock the DLC where I also become your crush?
- You’re out here seeing angel numbers like 1111, 222, 333, 444 and tweeting ‘LIFE’S BETTER ON SATURN’—are those signs from the universe, or just multiple confirmations that I should shoot my shot and ask you out for Monster and a cat café date?
- You said you hate everyone equally, unwanted male attention is your last straw, and ‘if it was a girl I’d be safely rizzing them back up’—good news: I’m not a man, I’m just your next opportunity to demonstrate that rizz in real time.
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Soup | 18 | multilingual lesbian nerd who failed history but excels at Bocchi takes, tulip pics & dodging unwanted attention. Busy, not bored.– @venomiku
Your signature cocktail
The Lesbian Sunboost Fizz
This drink is bright and citrusy because you said “i b so sad until i see the sun for like 2 seconds n everything's okay again”, so the yuzu soda/lemonade is your instant mood-lift. Rose syrup stands for you just recently discovering and soft-launching your identity with “just recently discovered im lesbian 🙈”, giving the cocktail a gentle, romantic sweetness. The espresso shot represents your chaotic, overcaffeinated, slightly unhinged energy in posts like “IM GONNA KILL MYSELF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭‼️… /NSRS” and “unwanted male attention is literally the bane of my existence Tjis is myLAST STRAW.”. Pink grapefruit bitters add a sharp, slightly bitter kick for all the moments of ick and annoyance at men, like “UGH HES ACTUALLY JUST A MAN NEVERMINDDDDDDD GROSS” and “A MAN IS JUST A MAN AFTER ALL”. Finally, the edible glitter/stars nod to your love of repeating numbers and little signs (“1111!!!!”, “333!”, “444!”) and your dreamy “soup39 ☆ !!!!!” vibe, making the whole thing look as melodramatic and sparkly as your timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff-style loyalty and protectiveness toward others, especially friends and women. When defending a mother’s right to enjoy herself, they argue empathetically that “[moms] literally sacrifice 9 months of their lives to have a baby and the rest of it just to raise their child and you're gonna complain about her going to disneyland ONCE without her kids 😭😭😭 moms can never catch a break” “omg moms literally sacrifice 9 months of their lives…”, which reflects fairness and care. They clearly prioritize relationships, saying “tbh i prioritize friendships over anything but also.... /r love” “tbh i prioritize friendships over anything…”, and they talk about family and friends warmly, e.g. “Heh........erm.....Errrrrrrrrr idk man these days my family's quite nice... hut i also consider some of my friends family soooo” “Heh........erm.....Errrrrrrrrr idk man these days my family's quite nice...”. Their frustration with unwanted male attention is framed around discomfort and self-protection, not cruelty, as seen in “[unwanted male attention is literally the bane of my existence Tjis is myLAST STRAW.]” “unwanted male attention is literally the bane of my existence…” and “u see right if it was a Girl id be safely rizzing them bsck up… but its a MAN.........IDGAF AB U💔💔💔💔💔URGH” “u see right if it was a Girl id be safely rizzing them bsck up…”, showing a desire for emotional safety more than Slytherin-style scheming. Their playful honesty—like admitting “i think so but im so lazy it makes me stupid” “i think so but im so lazy it makes me stupid” and “doing WORK.” when asked what they’re doing “doing WORK.”—also matches a grounded, hardworking-but-self-deprecating Hufflepuff vibe. Overall, their emphasis on friendships, fairness, emotional warmth, and wanting to be left in peace over ambition or showy bravery places them most clearly in Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Seishun Complex - Kessoku Band
The best fit for @venomiku is Seishun Complex by Kessoku Band because they are openly obsessed with Bocchi the Rock! and Kessoku Band, which defines a lot of their online vibe. They say they’re “rn BOCCHIIIIIIIIIITHE RROROOOCCCKKK” “rn BOCCHIIIIIIIIIITHE RROROOOCCCKKK” and frequently mention looping Kessoku Band songs “it usually changes really often but rn i keep looping kessoku band songs soooooo”, showing a deep emotional attachment to that soundtrack. The themes of social anxiety, awkward youth, and trying to shine despite insecurity in Seishun Complex mirror their own posts about being introverted “introvert”, wishy-washy “IM TEWWWW WISHYwashy”, and overwhelmed by unwanted attention “unwanted male attention is literally the bane of my existence”. At the same time, the song’s energetic rock sound and slightly dramatic tone fit their melodramatic, caps-lock-heavy way of tweeting “IM GONNA KILL MYSELF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️/NSRS”. Overall, Seishun Complex captures their chaotic, emotional, music-loving, Bocchi-centered personality more than any other well-known song.
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