Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Writer: Venti writes fanfiction and engages with followers by offering “a line from one of my fics based on your profile.”
- Socially Active: He actively seeks community engagement, frequently asking “oomfs please do this quiz I made.”
- Self-Aware Humor: He uses humor to cope with aging, joking that “mentally im still a 14 year old boy reading yaoi at 3am.”
- Determined Student: Despite being “on the verge of crying over uni work,” he pushes through and completes his “presentation in uni.”
- Appreciative Fan: He shows great enthusiasm for creators he admires, celebrating when “my favourite fanfic author is back.”
Weaknesses:
- Disordered Eating: His bio and tweets focus heavily on “restricting” and his identity as a “fake ana.”
- Low Self-Esteem: He frequently insults himself, calling himself a “horrible person” who deserves to be “punished eternally.”
- Body Dysmorphia: He struggles with his physical perception, stating “I hate that I feel skinny but look fat.”
- Impulsive Behavior: He admits to a lack of self-control after “accidentally” eating an entire tub of sorbet in one sitting.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a sensitive, intellectually-inclined student who often feels like an outsider, navigating the pressures of school and personal identity. They exhibit a strong desire for validation and attention, much like Lisa’s constant need for academic and emotional approval, seen when they post: “pls do this i need attention :(”. Their preoccupation with body image and 'perfection' mirrors Lisa's own struggles with self-esteem, as they lament, “I hate that I feel skinny but look fat”. Furthermore, their deep investment in niche interests like writing fanfiction and reading manhwas aligns with Lisa’s dedicated, sometimes obsessive, hobbies. Ultimately, both share a cycle of high-achieving self-pressure followed by moments of existential dread, such as when the user admits, “Mentally im still a 14 year old boy reading yaoi at 3am”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Venti exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on solitary activities like writing fanfiction and reading at 3am, stating “mentally im still a 14 year old boy reading yaoi at 3am”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their preoccupation with future 'what-ifs' and idealistic self-images, lamenting “why couldn't I have just been born a boy it would've fixed so much”. As a Feeling (F) type, they are deeply driven by emotions and personal values, even feeling “guilty” for not supporting a virtual acquaintance. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their struggle with schedules and impulsive habits, such as when they “accidentally stayed up till 5 am” instead of being productive.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my AO3 history? Because I’d bet my life on you in a game of shithead and never look back.
- If you’re looking for a 35-minute walk for that vanilla tea, I’ll be your walking pad—minus the glass windows of a gym so nobody has to perceive us.
- You can stop taking those 'ideal type' quizzes now; I promise I’m more obsessed with you than you are with Cinderella 3.
- Forget the Bad Apple Monster—you’re the only thing that could make me feel like I’ve officially 'locked in' since December.
- Is your name Venti? Because you’ve been running through my mind more than a K-pop dance workout, and you’re definitely my favorite aesthetic.
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Your new Twitter bio
Creative writer and uni student. When I'm not drafting fics or practicing K-pop choreography, I’m hunting for the perfect vanilla tea. He/him. 19.– @Vent_account69
Your signature cocktail
The Yaoi-Obsessed Vanilla Venti
This cocktail is a bittersweet mix reflecting a life spent “reading yaoi at 3am”. The vanilla vodka and Earl Grey represent his desperate search for “vanilla tea”, while the apple syrup nods to his favorite “bad apple monster”. The bitter lemon captures the frustration of being in “maintenance hell”, and the Pocky garnish is a tribute to choosing snacks that are “lower cal”. It’s a low-energy, experimental drink for someone who feels “mentally... still a 14 year old boy” navigating university life.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Venti demonstrates a distinct Slytherin focus on self-preservation and calculated social presentation, often prioritizing his own needs for attention and specific aesthetics. He is highly resourceful in curating his online persona, even remaking accounts to hide his irl identity as seen when he says, “my account has a username I use on other stuff that people I know irl know about so I have to remake it”. His ambition is directed toward rigid self-control and the achievement of personal goals, often viewing his struggles through a lens of 'locking in' or winning, such as when he notes his “First win of the year” regarding his physical appearance. Furthermore, he displays the classic Slytherin trait of being unapologetically true to his own desires, even when they are controversial or self-indulgent, admitting “pls do this i need attention :(” and prioritizing his own 'aesthetic' over health concerns.
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Your song
Allergy - (G)I-DLE
This song is a perfect fit because the user explicitly identifies with its themes of self-loathing and physical comparison, stating "Allergy by i dle is such a relatable song we need to talk about it more". The lyrics mirror their struggles with body dysmorphia and the desire to be a different version of themselves, as seen when they lament, "I hate that I feel skinny but look fat" or "why couldn't I have just been born a boy it would've fixed so much". The track's focus on social media-induced envy resonates with their frequent engagement with mascspo and thinspo, as well as their self-deprecating humor about their habits. Ultimately, the song captures the irony of wanting to 'lock in' while feeling like a "fake ana" who constantly falls short of their own harsh standards.
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