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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a sensitive, intellectually-inclined student who often feels like an outsider, navigating the pressures of school and personal identity. They exhibit a strong desire for validation and attention, much like Lisa’s constant need for academic and emotional approval, seen when they post: “pls do this i need attention :(”. Their preoccupation with body image and 'perfection' mirrors Lisa's own struggles with self-esteem, as they lament, “I hate that I feel skinny but look fat”. Furthermore, their deep investment in niche interests like writing fanfiction and reading manhwas aligns with Lisa’s dedicated, sometimes obsessive, hobbies. Ultimately, both share a cycle of high-achieving self-pressure followed by moments of existential dread, such as when the user admits, “Mentally im still a 14 year old boy reading yaoi at 3am”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Venti exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on solitary activities like writing fanfiction and reading at 3am, stating “mentally im still a 14 year old boy reading yaoi at 3am”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their preoccupation with future 'what-ifs' and idealistic self-images, lamenting “why couldn't I have just been born a boy it would've fixed so much”. As a Feeling (F) type, they are deeply driven by emotions and personal values, even feeling “guilty” for not supporting a virtual acquaintance. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their struggle with schedules and impulsive habits, such as when they “accidentally stayed up till 5 am” instead of being productive.

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Creative writer and uni student. When I'm not drafting fics or practicing K-pop choreography, I’m hunting for the perfect vanilla tea. He/him. 19.– @Vent_account69

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a bittersweet mix reflecting a life spent “reading yaoi at 3am”. The vanilla vodka and Earl Grey represent his desperate search for “vanilla tea”, while the apple syrup nods to his favorite “bad apple monster”. The bitter lemon captures the frustration of being in “maintenance hell”, and the Pocky garnish is a tribute to choosing snacks that are “lower cal”. It’s a low-energy, experimental drink for someone who feels “mentally... still a 14 year old boy” navigating university life.

Your Hogwarts House
Venti demonstrates a distinct Slytherin focus on self-preservation and calculated social presentation, often prioritizing his own needs for attention and specific aesthetics. He is highly resourceful in curating his online persona, even remaking accounts to hide his irl identity as seen when he says, “my account has a username I use on other stuff that people I know irl know about so I have to remake it”. His ambition is directed toward rigid self-control and the achievement of personal goals, often viewing his struggles through a lens of 'locking in' or winning, such as when he notes his “First win of the year” regarding his physical appearance. Furthermore, he displays the classic Slytherin trait of being unapologetically true to his own desires, even when they are controversial or self-indulgent, admitting “pls do this i need attention :(” and prioritizing his own 'aesthetic' over health concerns.

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This song is a perfect fit because the user explicitly identifies with its themes of self-loathing and physical comparison, stating "Allergy by i dle is such a relatable song we need to talk about it more". The lyrics mirror their struggles with body dysmorphia and the desire to be a different version of themselves, as seen when they lament, "I hate that I feel skinny but look fat" or "why couldn't I have just been born a boy it would've fixed so much". The track's focus on social media-induced envy resonates with their frequent engagement with mascspo and thinspo, as well as their self-deprecating humor about their habits. Ultimately, the song captures the irony of wanting to 'lock in' while feeling like a "fake ana" who constantly falls short of their own harsh standards.

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