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Your Simpsons character
This user reads as a very Lisa Simpson type: smart, hyper-verbal, and a little dramatic but in a self-aware, funny way. They think intensely about niche topics, like writing a six-thousand-word zombie-apocalypse contingency plan as a teen, which screams Lisa’s overprepared, obsessive planning: “when i was 13 i wrote a six thousand word document on different routes/contingencies i would take in a zombie apocalypse…”. They also have that earnest-but-ironic ambition Lisa has, declaring things like “they should make me president” and “2026 will be my year” while clearly joking. Their social world is very online and creative (Minecraft roleplay, lore, streaming, group VC chaos), which fits Lisa’s artsy, nerdy friend circle: “have you ever made lore with your life on the line” and “can’t believe minecraft roleplay did this to me”. Finally, the mix of melodramatic apocalyptic humor with genuine emotional investment in stories and friends—like mourning their Progeny "goats" in “THREE of my goats died in progeny today. should i just die? lmk”—matches Lisa’s blend of big feelings, dark jokes, and sincerity.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more Extroverted than introverted: they’re constantly in calls and group activities, joking that they have no free will outside of VC with friends in tweets like “realizing i basically only post on twitter while vcing rotation/pleir/ered/leo. i have no free will in this world”, and they actively seek social interaction and attention, e.g. “hey @snowbird334 @mcpleir @rotaterawesome can we be friends”. Their humor is highly conceptual and imaginative, pointing to Intuition: they talk about being Alexander Hamilton writing the other 51 in “this week i became alexander hamilton writing the other 51”, speculate about being “the planet venus in human form” in “maybe i am actually just the planet venus in human form”, and joke about cosmic horror like “i wonder if there's anywhere i could sit and watch when the eternal worm devours connecticut”. Their priorities and framing are clearly Feeling-oriented: they gush about friends and fandoms with emotional language like “I LOVE PROGENY!!!” and “this is my goat btw”, and much of their content is about interpersonal dynamics, affection, and playful drama like “hvyrotation is my favorite lesbian”. Finally, they look much more Perceiving than Judging: they lean into chaos and spontaneity—“every time i'm on vc with rotation clem ered and pleir past midnight the worst things of all time start happening” and “who up ready to smp their hytale”—and rarely talk about structured plans beyond excited, open‑ended hints like “things... tomorrow... hmmmmmmm”. Putting this together, their social, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.

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Guesting on streams, orchestrating Minecraft chaos, once wrote a 6k‑word zombie apocalypse plan. She/any • Lore brain, hot chocolate enjoyer.– @venus1sh

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The Progeny Planet is a chaotic little galaxy in a glass: bright, social, and just unstable enough to be fun. The sparkling rosé/pink fizz is for their bubbly, constantly-online vibe and their self-mythologizing like “maybe i am actually just the planet venus in human form”. A sharp espresso shot captures the sleepless VC grind and unhinged late-night energy of “every time i'm on vc with rotation clem ered and pleir past midnight the worst things of all time start happening”. The cozy-but-intense spiced hot-chocolate reduction nods to their dramatic winter villainy in “it's snowy and i have hot chocolate so i'm probably better than you” and their many ominous jokes like “i wonder if there's anywhere i could sit and watch when the eternal worm devours connecticut”. A hit of lime juice keeps it tart and witty, reflecting their playful slander and baiting, such as “the secret to twitter clout really is just bait rotation, screenshot, post”. Finally, edible silver shimmer swirls through the drink like space dust, a theatrical tribute to their cosmic self-branding and intense attachment to Minecraft roleplay worlds like “I LOVE PROGENY!!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
venus shows an unusually playful, analytical relationship with ideas and lore, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. Their joke about historical contingency planning — “when i was 13 i wrote a six thousand word document on different routes/contingencies i would take in a zombie apocalypse depending on initial circumstances” — reveals both creativity and an overthinking, systems-oriented mind. They also lean into niche, slightly esoteric humor like “feeling especially sumerian today” and the cosmic bit “i wonder if there's anywhere i could sit and watch when the eternal worm devours connecticut”, which fits Ravenclaw’s love of odd knowledge and abstract concepts. Their identity play and meta-jokes — e.g. “maybe i am actually just the planet venus in human form” and “what if we were all venus” — show a self-aware, imaginative, intellectually playful style rather than straightforward ambition or pure loyalty. While they clearly care about friends and community, their dominant traits in these tweets are wit, curiosity, and creative overthinking, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A song that best fits @venus1sh is Alexander Hamilton because they literally frame their own grind and chaos in Hamilton terms, calling themselves Alexander Hamilton who’s "writing the other 51" in this tweet: “this week i became alexander hamilton writing the other 51”. The song is about an obsessive, slightly unhinged overachiever whose life turns into lore, which matches tweets like “have you ever made lore with your life on the line” and “when i was 13 i wrote a six thousand word document on different routes/contingencies i would take in a zombie apocalypse…”. Their timeline is full of dramatized bit-lore, chaotic friendships, and self-mythologizing around Minecraft and Progeny, such as “I LOVE PROGENY!!!” and “these guys can't do anything without me”, which feels very in line with an opening-number protagonist energy. Like the song’s Hamilton, they position themself at the center of a small but intense world of collaborators and rivals, as seen in “never play stardew valley with fluixon” and “hvyrotation is my favorite lesbian”. Overall, Alexander Hamilton captures their mix of self-aware drama, relentless bit commitment, and the sense that they’re building a goofy-but-epic personal narrative online.

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