Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares mental health struggles, e.g. “I love winter, I love relapsing, I love the constant idea of killing myself, I love feeling worthless”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses dark, biting humor to cope, like “Estar en urgencias psiquiátricas es como estar dentro de una sitcom” and “Me encanta comerme atascos en Móstoles, es mi cosa favorita en este mundo”.
- Self-awareness: Recognizes patterns and issues, e.g. “Maybe I should have listened to my psychiatrist and stayed in the hospital for a few days 🥸🥸🥸 I am losing my mind rn”.
- Resilient effort: Keeps studying and pursuing work despite setbacks, like preparing for interviews “Tengo una entrevista mañana y no me he quedado con la información…” and paying for a certificate for a job “Acabo de pagar 80€ para obtener el Certificado de Primeros Auxilios…”.
- Caring taste: Shows strong interests and passions (music, K-pop, anime, games), e.g. missing shows and characters “I am crying 😭😭😭 I miss MM so much” and excitement to see aespa “Voy a conseguir un sitio bueno y voy a ver a aespa en directo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive thoughts: Frequent explicit suicidal ideation, e.g. “I am going to kill myself in the most brutal way possible 😀” and “Que ganas tengo de volarme la cabeza”.
- Harsh self-criticism: Speaks very negatively about herself, like “A haircut just ruined the little self confidence I had” and “En qué momento decidí estudiar una carrera cuando no soy ni capaz de salir de la cama ni valerme por mi misma”.
- Anxiety avoidance: Anxiety leads to avoidance or paralysis, e.g. “I hate having social anxiety, like why tf estoy al borde de colapso porque tengo que ir a clase de alemán sola” and “Me han quitado mi sitio en el ALSA y mi ansiedad social me impide decirle algo”.
- Rumination overthinking: Loops on negative thoughts, like “I hate my brain with all my might, I can't stop overthinking and believing that everyone hates me” and “When I cannot sleep my brain gets flooded with those annoying and constant thoughts that make me want to relapse once again”.
- Explosive anger: Often reacts with intense hostility, e.g. “Al hijo de puta que se esté comiendo un sándwich de atún y tomate en el autobús habría que matarlo” and “Le voy a meter una turbo patada en todos los dientes”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, politically and socially aware, but also anxious, lonely, and prone to emotional spirals. Like Lisa, she’s clearly intelligent and academically engaged yet overwhelmed, venting about linguistics and exams in posts like “Puta lingüística, puto Noam Chomsky, puto Ferdinand de Saussure, putos todos” and “En qué momento decidí estudiar una carrera cuando no soy ni capaz de salir de la cama ni valerme por mi misma”. Her mental health and sense of isolation mirror Lisa’s recurring arcs: “I love winter, I love relapsing, I love the constant idea of killing myself, I love feeling worthless” and “I hate my brain with all my might, I can't stop overthinking and believing that everyone hates me” echo Lisa’s depressive, overthinking side. Social anxiety and feeling out of place also line up, as in “I hate having social anxiety, like why tf estoy al borde de colapso porque tengo que ir a clase de alemán sola”. At the same time, her sharp sarcasm and moral disgust toward hypocrites, like “Kinda funny que cierta gente... Cuando me intenté s word bien que os hacía gracia, putos cerdos”, are very Lisa: principled, angry at injustice, and not afraid to call people out.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they often describe panic attacks, social anxiety, and wanting to be alone, e.g. “I hate having social anxiety, like why tf estoy al borde de colapso porque tengo que ir a clase de alemán sola” and “I am so tired, I just want to lock myself in my room and rot”, which suggests their energy is drained by social situations rather than fueled by them. They show a strong Intuition preference, frequently overthinking, catastrophizing, and framing things in terms of broader meanings and future fears instead of just present facts, like “I hate my brain with all my might, I can't stop overthinking and believing that everyone hates me” and “It is going to get better, but when? I am tired”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-oriented: tweets are emotionally charged, value-heavy, and empathetic about mental health, such as “Kinda funny que cierta gente que se dedicaba a meterse conmigo hace un par de años estén diciendo que la salud mental es importante 🤓” and “I love winter, I love relapsing, I love the constant idea of killing myself, I love feeling worthless”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their life feels reactive, chaotic and unstructured, with last‑minute stress and self-criticism instead of strict planning, as in “Tengo una entrevista mañana y no me he quedado con la información que me han dado” and the impulsive tone of “what if pillo el bus este domingo y voy a hacerme dos piercings nuevos”. The overall emotional intensity, self-reflection, and idealistic frustration about life and relationships align closely with an INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re willing to cross half of Madrid and take three buses just to see your psychologist, imagine the chaos of public transport I’d endure just to take you on a date to Xanadú and then ‘bourgeois’ our way back home in an Uber.
- You hate linguistics, Noam Chomsky and Saussure… but I promise if we ever study syntax together, the only structure I care about is ‘Laura + me’ as the main clause.
- You survived urgencias psiquiátricas, panic attacks at bus stops, and Atleti matches that make you want to ‘cut your veins’—I’m not here to ‘fix’ you, just to be the idiot sitting next to you saying: ‘Stay, it does get better… and also, we have aespa tickets to use.’
- You paid 80€ just to get a First Aid certificate for a job in Manchester; I didn’t pay a cent and still somehow qualified as a certified expert in treating girls who miss their bright red hair and bangs with compliments and hair-dye runs.
- You’re 190 cm in those new boots, listening to Silverstein under a cloudy sky, feeling like a 2009 movie… so can I be the emo love interest who lends you their hoodie and walks you home while we overthink together instead of alone?
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Tall Spanish linguistics student surviving panic attacks, bad haircuts & Atleti matches. Once paid €80 for a job cert and still ended up unemployed.– @venussaturna
Your signature cocktail
The Silverstein Suicidal Spritz (But Make It Iberian)
Dry Spanish vermouth grounds it in Spain and their everyday chaos, from ranting about prices like “80 90€ un juego es una fumada...” to commuting nightmares like “Me encanta comerme atascos en Móstoles”. Blood orange liqueur represents the dramatic, dark humor and self-destructive jokes scattered through lines like “Listening to StayC para evitar bajarme en la siguiente parada y tirarme a la autovía” and “I am going to kill myself in the most brutal way possible 😀”. Tonic water with a splash of sea salt mirrors the constant anxiety and panic-attack fizz, from “I love having panic attacks when I am omw to class ☺️” to “I hate having social anxiety, like why tf estoy al borde de colapso porque tengo que ir a clase de alemán sola.”. Blackberry syrup adds the emo softness and yearning in tweets like “I am listening to Silverstein's cover of Apologize, the outfit is serving early 2000s loser” and “Dios cuándo me tocará experimentar esto? 😔 I am tired of being a spectator”. A dash of bitter herbal amaro stands for the heavy mental health undercurrent and hospital arcs, from “Maybe I should have listened to my psychiatrist and stayed in the hospital for a few days 🥸🥸🥸” to “I love winter, I love relapsing, I love the constant idea of killing myself, I love feeling worthless”, making the drink strong, darkly funny, and unexpectedly complex—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline shows someone deeply engaged with ideas, language, and learning, even while struggling. They rant about linguistics and major theorists — “Puta lingüística, puto Noam Chomsky, puto Ferdinand de Saussure, putos todos” — which signals they’re in a field that demands abstract thinking and analysis. Academic stress is a recurring theme, like worrying about syntax in class — “Y si finjo demencia y no estudio el apartado de sintaxis?” — and debating over a documentary that is basically the same as the written notes — “Hermano,qué quieres que te diga de un puto documental que es básicamente lo mismo que los putos apuntes?” — showing a very cerebral, school-focused life. They also dissect ideas online, such as criticizing over‑literal marketing logic — “This is the stupidest thing I have ever read. So, if I want to sell a shirt with a basic text like 'Live, Laugh, Love' in Germany, Romania and France I have to translate the sentence…?” — which reflects analytical thinking more than pure emotion or ambition. Even their self‑deprecating comments about failing Spanish but passing German — “Es increíble que vaya a suspender español pero que haya aprobado alemán” — highlight an identity rooted in language learning and cognitive challenge. Overall, the mix of sarcasm, overthinking, academic anxiety, and linguistic focus aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw’s intellectual and introspective traits rather than the boldness of Gryffindor, loyalty-focus of Hufflepuff, or ambition-driven Slytherin.
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I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Their mix of dark humor, emotional exhaustion, and self-deprecation fits the raw, melodramatic energy of I’m Not Okay (I Promise). They openly struggle with mental health and intrusive suicidal thoughts, like when they say “I love winter, I love relapsing, I love the constant idea of killing myself, I love feeling worthless” and “No puedo dormir… me voy a matar en cualquier momento si no recibo ayuda 🤩”, which mirrors the song’s intense but vulnerable tone. There’s also frustration with school and life pressures, seen in “En qué momento decidí estudiar una carrera cuando no soy ni capaz de salir de la cama ni valerme por mi misma” and “Y si me mato en medio de la presentación de inglés?”, echoing the song’s themes of not coping and feeling overwhelmed. On top of that, they literally tweet about MCR — “Que a mi padre no le guste ni My Chemical Romance ni Deftones me está matando” — showing a genuine connection to that emo/alternative sound and aesthetic. The combination of angst, dark jokes, and emotional honesty makes this song an almost perfect musical reflection of their timeline.
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