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Your Simpsons character
They align most with Lisa Simpson: principled, articulate, and unafraid of being the unpopular voice in the room. They repeatedly take strong ethical stances even when it sparks drama, like calling out true crime fetishization in “fetishising and glamorising real fucking crimes and their perpetrators is fucking disgusting, block me now if you think that's okay” and criticizing colonization in “fuck 'Australia day', fuck colonisers, fuck this country and fuck the settlers”. Like Lisa, they’re reflective and nuanced about complex topics, e.g. media ethics and censorship in “i have extremely nuanced opinions on fictional content and its ability to do harm. i think being pro censorship is apart of being a fascist”. They also show concern for vulnerable people, especially minors, in threads like “Children on Shedtwt are BEING groomed to hurt themselves” and “parents should teach their children safe internet browsing... Adults should know better”. At the same time, they’re creative, a bit nerdy, and passionate about niche interests and OCs, echoing Lisa’s artsy, obsessive fandom energy in posts like “im bored, someone ask me questions about my ocs” and their many detailed Jimanya takes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they actively invite interaction and community engagement, e.g. asking for questions about their OCs (“im bored, someone ask me questions about my ocs”), asking followers to participate (“Do this with me”), and running interactive gimmicks and moodboard games (“Doing this again reply and i'll assign you a random aesthetic + random moodboard”). They appear Intuitive: they constantly discuss abstract, systemic issues (grooming culture, censorship, moral nuance) rather than concrete day‑to‑day details, like in their critique of self-harm communities (“Children on Shedtwt are BEING groomed to hurt themselves, and are victims of a harsh and fame driven cycle to get other children to do the same”) and their nuanced view on fiction vs harm (“i have extremely nuanced opinions on fictional content and its ability to do harm. i think being pro censorship is apart of being a fascist”). Their decision-making style fits Feeling: arguments center on harm, safety, empathy and values, such as protecting minors online (“as much as id like to make a discord server I would have to make it 18+ only, I care too much about children's safety to ever put them in danger”) and rejecting ableism and slur use based on its impact on others (“i dont give a fuck if you can reclaim retard or another slur if you're using it AGAINST someone you're using it LIKE A SLUR”). Finally, they read as Judging: they express clear moral stances and structured boundaries (e.g. content rules and pro‑/anti‑ positions) rather than a laid-back, go-with-the-flow attitude, as seen in their firm principles about murder discourse (“I fucking hate that everyones response to 'murder cant be justified' is to whataboutism the topic with 'what about rapists' 'what about abusers' like yes lets apply an extremely complicated and nuanced situation to this”) and their strong, consistent rules about keeping their page safe and SFW (“reminder i only have sfw content here, I might make a few dick jokes here and there but I will never retweet or post explicit sexual nudity”, “reminder im chronically ill and disabled so please don't bring ableism onto my page I will just block you”). Combined—their sociable engagement, abstract moral discussions, values-driven arguments, and structured boundaries—fit best with ENFJ.

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Mason • 23 • AUS artist @scribblewyrm | chronically ill, loud about safety + nuance | once got unfollowed because someone thought I was British– @verdantwyrm

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is mid-strength but insistent, like someone who can tweet about being a chronically ill, disabled artist and still have the energy to say “reminder im chronically ill and disabled so please don't bring ableism onto my page I will just block you” and then immediately pivot to talking about their OCs. The green-tea gin and basil nod to their earthy, beetle-coded vibe and username, plus that little emoji lineup of “hmm... 🪲🌿☘️🥦💿🐬 these are pretty good”. Lime with saline and ginger brings a sharp, confrontational edge that fits someone who will unapologetically tweet “fuck 'Australia day', fuck colonisers, fuck this country and fuck the settlers” and “i dont give a fuck if you can reclaim retard or another slur if you're using it AGAINST someone you're using it LIKE A SLUR”. The honey and apple mellow it out, capturing the tenderness of replies like “thank u! i have alot of ocs that mean a lot to me so its very nice to see people interested in them” and the earnest love behind “YES!!! I love fem jimmy!!!!!!! I love any jimanya ship!!!”. Finally, the bubbles are for their loud, chaotic fandom brainrot—someone who can scream “FUCK YOU!!!!!! I MISS JIMANYA!!!!” and also calmly dissect how fiction, grooming, and censorship intersect in threads like “People need to understand that being proship does not automatically mean you like / are okay with pedophilia or incest in fiction.”. This is a drink that looks soft, tastes complex, and leaves a little sting—very much like scrolling their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a Gryffindor-style willingness to charge directly into conflict to defend their beliefs, even knowing it will cause drama. They publicly call out harmful communities and grooming of minors, e.g. describing how “Children on Shedtwt are BEING groomed to hurt themselves” and confronting people who downplay that harm with threads like “people trying to say that shedtwt doesn't manipulate or groom children is very funny”. They take strong moral stances even when unpopular, such as attacking true crime fetishization in “fetishising and glamorising real fucking crimes and their perpetrators is fucking disgusting, block me now if you think that's okay”, and publicly rejecting ableism and colonization in “reminder im chronically ill and disabled so please don't bring ableism onto my page I will just block you” and “fuck 'Australia day', fuck colonisers, fuck this country and fuck the settlers”. Their tone is fiery and confrontational, not diplomatic; they openly say things like “I do not actively go out of my way to start Drama, Anon. I could literally say 'The sky is blue!' and someone would fucking argue with me”, which shows a bold, battle-ready attitude typical of Gryffindor rather than the patient diplomacy of Hufflepuff or the quiet strategy of Slytherin. Even their stance on censorship is framed as an ideological fight — “i think being pro censorship is apart of being a fascist” — indicating a strong, principled, and confrontational bravery that aligns most closely with Gryffindor values.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, with its mix of dark themes, self-awareness, and critique of harmful cultural norms. They openly discuss self-destruction and how communities can glamorise harm, like when they say “thats another thing; Body checks. People fucking love doing body checking and its just disgusting how normalised it is to starve and cut yourself because the person next to you is skinnier or has deeper scars” and “Children on Shedtwt are BEING groomed to hurt themselves, and are victims of a harsh and fame driven cycle to get other children to do the same.”. Teen Idle’s lyrics about wanting to be an idealised, self-destructive teen while recognising how hollow and harmful that is mirror their critical stance on shedtwt and glamorisation of trauma. They also balance a love of dark, uncomfortable fiction with moral clarity in reality, as in “Listen, i love Jimanya, but that doesn't mean I'm incapable of seeing their relationship (or lack thereof) as horrifying. Jimmy is still a rapist, and Anya is still his victim, its still horrifying and uncomfortable no matter what”, which resonates with the song’s tension between aestheticising pain and condemning it. Their chronic illness and disability awareness (“reminder im chronically ill and disabled so please don't bring ableism onto my page I will just block you”) also fit the song’s sense of growing up disillusioned with how society treats vulnerability and suffering.

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