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Your Simpsons character
The user’s frequent expressions of hopelessness, suicidal thoughts, and self‑destructive coping mirror Moe Szyslak’s well‑known depression and occasional suicide attempts in The Simpsons. In a tweet they write, "i regret taking that adderall cuz now i cant sleep bru … do i get up and take benadryl to knock myself out or kms," directly echoing Moe’s moments of wishing to end his life. Their self‑deprecating line, "im such a fat fuckin chud 😭😭💔💔," reflects Moe’s low self‑esteem and feeling like a worthless outcast. The physical symptoms they describe—"im so Nauseous ive started shaking bro what the fuck" and "my leg hurts"—parallel Moe’s constant nervous trembling and reliance on alcohol to numb pain. Overall, the combination of chronic sadness, substance use, and suicidal ideation aligns most closely with Moe’s tragic, yet darkly comic, persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is highly outward‑focused, frequently addressing the audience and seeking validation, as seen in "maybe it isnt tooooooo bad for oomf to know what side of twt im on" and "im not active on here like i should be BUT guess whos lost 2.5kg since the start of december" – indicating an Extroverted style. They describe concrete, sensory details about their body and daily life ("my leg hurts", "i ate a shit ton of protein and sugar today", "my stomach hurts so Bad"), which aligns with Sensing. Their language is driven by strong emotions and personal values, using heart emojis and crying expressions ("im such a fat fuckin chud 😭😭💔💔", "im crying LMAOOOO", "im so scared"), reflecting a Feeling decision‑making preference. Finally, their posts reveal a spontaneous, impulsive approach without clear structure, such as debating whether to take benadryl or "kms" after taking Adderall and noting irregular activity levels, suggesting a Perceiving lifestyle.

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Student juggling ADHD, coffee, diet coke, and protein shakes. Mental health advocate, gamer, occasional poet. #StayCurious– @vereiis

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The cocktail is named "Cyrene's Jitter Jolt" to capture the chaotic energy and sleeplessness expressed in the tweet "i regret taking that adderall cuz now i cant sleep bru". The espresso‑vodka gives a sharp stimulant punch, mirroring the Adderall reference and the constant jitter they feel, while ginger liqueur adds a warm, shaking sensation echoing "im so Nauseous ive started shaking bro what the fuck". Campari’s bitter depth and blackberry puree’s dark hue reflect the darker side of their mood, as seen in "im such a fat fuckin chud 😭😭💔💔" and the overall feeling of being on the edge. A splash of fresh lime cuts the sweetness, representing the raw emotional spikes like "im crying LMAOOOO", making the drink both edgy and oddly comforting, just like their online presence.

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The tweets reveal a strong focus on self‑preservation and personal ambition, hallmark traits of Slytherin. For example, they write, "mid sesh i got reminded of how my brother once got into my blades and all my mom did was tell me how to hide them better 🤔," showing a cunning approach to protecting themselves. Their desire to improve their image is evident in "ok im not active on here like i should be BUT guess whos lost 2.5kg since the start of december ✌️," reflecting an ambitious drive to change. They also obsess over control of their online identity, saying "IT WONT LET ME CHANGE MY DISPLAY NAME," which underscores a need for personal power. These patterns of resourcefulness, ambition, and self‑preservation align best with Slytherin.

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The song "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails captures the intense self‑destruction and numbness expressed in the user’s timeline. The lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" mirrors the tweet about taking Adderall, insomnia, and considering benadryl or "kms" – "i regret taking that adderall cuz now i cant sleep bru so the question is do i get up and take benadryl to knock myself out or kms". Repeated mentions of trembling, nausea, and physical pain – "im such a fat fuckin chud 😭😭💔💔", "its progressed and i am TREMBLING bro 😭😭💔💔", "my stomach hurts so Bad. bleghh" – echo the song’s lines about bodily decay and pain. The sense of hopelessness and suicidal thoughts – "sniffling like a bitch and i still cant change my dn god wants me to shoot myself today" – aligns with the chorus "What have I become? My sweetest friend…". Overall, the raw, confessional tone of the song reflects the user’s fragmented, emotionally charged tweets, making "Hurt" a fitting anthem for their current mental state.

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