VERETWINCEST
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Outspoken: Laurent is not afraid to voice his opinions, as seen in 'idgaf what your stances on shipping and fiction are, STOP WATERING DOWN SERIOUS TERMS LIKE PEDOPHILIA AND CSAM/CSEM.'
- Creative: His fascination with unique concepts like 'sealpeople' and his call to 'make more for my greed and hunger' highlights his imaginative side.
- Self-Aware: Laurent acknowledges his struggles, such as 'how do I break out of bed rotting...? what do I even do except overeat, doomscroll, janitorai, and smoke all day.'
- Humorous: His tweet 'trying to quit smoking by scaring myself out of it... but then my apotemnophilia decided to punch me square in the jaw' shows his ability to find humor in his challenges.
- Empathetic: Laurent criticizes harmful behavior in a nuanced way, as seen in 'ah yes lets call suicidal people selfish horrible people that'll make them feel better!! (sarcasm).' This shows his understanding of mental health struggles.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Tweets like 'I need my feet licked and toes sucked nasty style' suggest he sometimes posts without much forethought.
- Overwhelmed: Laurent often expresses feeling tired and frustrated, such as 'I’m sick and tired of everything and everyone.'
- Lazy: He admits to being lazy in 'everytime I go to check strawpage I forget my password and I’m too lazy to find it.'
- Socially Anxious: His tweet 'I hate keeping friendships it’s so much effort just for them to hate me in the end' reflects his struggles with maintaining relationships.
- Chaotic: Laurent’s chaotic energy is evident in tweets like 'babysitting a high idiot is the best thing ever.'
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Laurent shares Bart Simpson’s mischievous and rebellious nature. His chaotic tweets, like 'babysitting a high idiot is the best thing ever,' mirror Bart’s penchant for causing trouble. Laurent’s humor and irreverence, as seen in 'trying to quit smoking by scaring myself out of it... but then my apotemnophilia decided to punch me square in the jaw,' align with Bart’s comedic antics. Both characters navigate life with a mix of humor and defiance.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Laurent embodies ENFP traits: energetic, creative, and outspoken. His imaginative tweets, like 'ykonw what theres not enough of? sealpeople,' reflect an intuitive and curious mind. His humor and chaotic energy, as seen in 'babysitting a high idiot is the best thing ever,' align with an extroverted and spontaneous personality. Additionally, his self-awareness and introspection, such as 'how do I break out of bed rotting...,' demonstrate an emotional depth typical of ENFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a sealperson? Because you’ve sealed my heart with your unique charm.
- You must be a proship debate, because I can’t stop thinking about you even when it’s controversial.
- Are you my lost wallet? Because I’ve been searching everywhere for you, and now that I’ve found you, I feel whole again.
- Are you a cigarette? Because I know I should quit, but you’re just too addictive.
- If I added you to my Pinterest board, you’d be the only thing I’d need to look at.
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Your new Twitter bio
Laurent | 15 | he/him | Proshipper & unapologetic lover of niche fiction | Darkships & NSFW rambles ahead | Sealpeople enthusiast 🦭 | Navigating chaos with humor.– @VERETWINCEST
Your signature cocktail
Seal’s Embrace
The 'Seal’s Embrace' is a quirky and refreshing drink that reflects Laurent’s personality. The blueberry vodka represents his bold and outspoken nature, as seen in 'idgaf what your stances on shipping and fiction are.' The coconut milk adds a smooth, unique twist, symbolizing his niche interests like 'sealpeople.' The mint syrup provides a refreshing kick, mirroring his humor and chaotic energy, such as 'babysitting a high idiot is the best thing ever.'
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Laurent fits Slytherin for his boldness, ambition, and unapologetic personality. His tweet 'just because your abuser was proship doesn’t mean all proshippers are evil, thank you and goodnight' shows his willingness to stand up for his beliefs despite opposition. His creative and niche interests, like 'sealpeople,' reflect Slytherin’s appreciation for individuality. Additionally, his occasional chaotic energy, like 'babysitting a high idiot is the best thing ever,' aligns with the house’s reputation for cunning and resourcefulness.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
This song’s rebellious and angsty tone suits Laurent’s personality. His tweet 'I’m sick and tired of everything and everyone' reflects the song’s themes of frustration and defiance. His outspoken nature, as seen in 'idgaf what your stances on shipping and fiction are,' aligns with the song’s bold attitude. Additionally, his chaotic and humorous tweets, like 'babysitting a high idiot is the best thing ever,' resonate with the song’s youthful energy.
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