Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient: Shows pride in overcoming struggles to finish high school and start college: “ano passado eu duvidava terminar o ensino médio agora eu tô indo pro primeiro dia na faculdade”.
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes personal struggles like identity issues and mental tricks: “tô tendo uma crise de identidade fortíssima” and “minha mente tá me pregando peças”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Comfortably shares feelings like anxiety, longing, and hurt: “primeiro dia de aula to um pouco ansiosa” and “queria ser uma pedra sem sentimentos que não sofre por ninguém”.
- Loyal: Defends people she likes, criticizing those who hate them: “tem que ser podre de espírito pra odiar o juju”.
- Reflective: Thinks deeply about her voice, identity, and presence online: “meu sonho ter coragem de expressar minha opinião sem medo de ser apedrejada” and “quando vc arruma sua conta inteira pensando em voltar pro twitter mas ai vc abandona a conta dnv mesmo assim”.
Weaknesses:
- Anxious: Directly mentions anxiety about new experiences like college: “primeiro dia de aula to um pouco ansiosa”.
- Conflict-avoidant: Fears backlash for expressing opinions: “meu sonho ter coragem de expressar minha opinião sem medo de ser apedrejada”.
- Emotionally-overwhelmed: Wishes to feel nothing and not suffer for anyone: “queria ser uma pedra sem sentimentos que não sofre por ninguém”.
- Identity-insecure: Struggles with a strong identity crisis: “tô tendo uma crise de identidade fortíssima”.
- Social-withdrawn: Feels like a ‘ghost’ online and mentions abandoning the account despite fixing it up: “sdd quando eu não era fantasma pq eu pedia opinião pra minhas escritas e tinha pelo menos uma unidade de pessoa pra me ajudar” and “quando vc arruma sua conta inteira pensando em voltar pro twitter mas ai vc abandona a conta dnv mesmo assim”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is introspective, anxious about the future, and thoughtful about their identity, similar to Lisa’s constant self-reflection and emotional intensity. They talk about academic milestones like going from doubting they’d finish high school to their first day of college, which echoes Lisa’s focus on school and self-improvement: “ano passado eu duvidava terminar o ensino médio agora eu tô indo pro primeiro dia na faculdade” and “primeiro dia de aula to um pouco ansiosa”. Their wish to express opinions without fear, “meu sonho ter coragem de expressar minha opinião sem medo de ser apedrejada”, mirrors Lisa’s struggle to voice her beliefs in a world that often pushes back. Tweets about identity crises and emotional vulnerability, like “tô tendo uma crise de identidade fortíssima” and “queria ser uma pedra sem sentimentos que não sofre por ninguém”, reinforce the parallel to Lisa’s sensitive, overthinking nature. Even feeling like a “ghost” online, as in “sdd quando eu não era fantasma pq eu pedia opinião pra minhas escritas e tinha pelo menos uma unidade de pessoa pra me ajudar”, fits Lisa’s recurring sense of being misunderstood or unheard.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they mention feeling like a ‘ghost’ on Twitter and missing when at least one person engaged with their writing in “sdd quando eu não era fantasma pq eu pedia opinião pra minhas escritas e tinha pelo menos uma unidade de pessoa pra me ajudar”, and they frame a social outing playfully but still low‑key in “vou considerar isso um date” rather than boasting about big social scenes. Their posts are highly inner‑world and idea focused, pointing to intuition (N): they talk about identity and perception in “tô tendo uma crise de identidade fortíssima” and describe their mind playing tricks on them in “minha mente tá me pregando peças”, which is abstract and introspective rather than concrete. Emotion and values dominate over analysis, suggesting feeling (F): they wish they could avoid emotional pain in “queria ser uma pedra sem sentimentos que não sofre por ninguém”, and defend someone on moral grounds in “tem que ser podre de espírito pra odiar o juju”. Their anxiety about expressing opinions in “meu sonho ter coragem de expressar minha opinião sem medo de ser apedrejada” also shows a strong concern with harmony and others’ reactions. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than judging: they talk about abandoning and returning to Twitter in a spontaneous, inconsistent way in “quando vc arruma sua conta inteira pensando em voltar pro twitter mas ai vc abandona a conta dnv mesmo assim”, and they frame life events (like starting college) more in terms of feelings and reactions than structured planning in “ano passado eu duvidava terminar o ensino médio agora eu tô indo pro primeiro dia na faculdade”. Taken together, the strong inner emotional life, identity focus, value‑driven tone, and somewhat unstructured approach to life best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said last year you doubted you’d even finish high school and now you’re on your first day of college… so if we start talking today, statistically speaking, where do you see us by next year? 👀
- You’re anxious on your first day of class, I’m anxious trying to flirt, so technically we already have a study group in Overthinking 101. Want to be my partner for the rest of the semester?
- You said your dream is to express your opinion without being ‘apedrejada’, so here’s mine: I think you’re gorgeous, funny, and I’d gladly take the stones if it means I get to hear you talk more.
- You tweeted that your mind is playing tricks on you and you’re having an identity crisis… if you want, I can help: identity = beautiful college student with elite taste who deserves to call whatever that was a real date—with me next time.
- You miss not being a ‘ghost’ on Twitter and having at least one person to help with your writing—so here I am, volunteering as tribute and offering detailed feedback on every love letter you accidentally write to me.
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Freshman who almost didn’t finish high school but made it to college anyway. Overthinking expert, part-time ghost, full-time feelings enthusiast.– @vernononon_
Your signature cocktail
Anxious Freshman Fizz
The Passion fruit vodka mirrors their leap from doubt to courage, going from questioning finishing high school to heading into their first day of college, like in “ano passado eu duvidava terminar o ensino médio agora eu tô indo pro primeiro dia na faculdade”. Pink grapefruit soda captures that bright but slightly sour anxiety of a new beginning, inspired by “primeiro dia de aula to um pouco ansiosa”. Elderflower liqueur adds a soft, floral sweetness for their sensitive side and the dream of speaking freely, as in “meu sonho ter coragem de expressar minha opinião sem medo de ser apedrejada”. A dash of saline solution stands for the tears, overthinking, and identity crises behind the sweetness, echoing “tô tendo uma crise de identidade fortíssima” and “queria ser uma pedra sem sentimentos que não sofre por ninguém”. The cotton candy cloud garnish looks soft and dreamy but melts instantly, just like their ghosting tendencies and fleeting returns to social media in “quando vc arruma sua conta inteira pensando em voltar pro twitter mas ai vc abandona a conta dnv mesmo assim”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows strong introspection and a tendency toward self-analysis, which aligns with Ravenclaw’s reflective and cerebral nature. Tweets like “tô tendo uma crise de identidade fortíssima” and “minha mente tá me pregando peças” reveal someone who is constantly examining their own thoughts and identity, a hallmark of a thoughtful, inward-looking mind. Their anxiety about expressing opinions—“meu sonho ter coragem de expressar minha opinião sem medo de ser apedrejada”—suggests they think deeply about social dynamics and consequences rather than acting impulsively, which is less Gryffindor and more contemplative Ravenclaw. Starting college after doubting they would even finish high school, as in “ano passado eu duvidava terminar o ensino médio agora eu tô indo pro primeiro dia na faculdade”, also shows a quiet, intellectual perseverance rather than overt ambition or showy bravery. While there are notes of emotional vulnerability in “queria ser uma pedra sem sentimentos que não sofre por ninguém”, the dominant pattern is of someone who lives very much in their head, overthinks, and analyzes themselves and their environment—traits that best fit Ravenclaw.
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therefore i am - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for them is therefore i am because it captures a mix of anxiety, self-awareness, and defiant individuality that shows up in their tweets. They talk about wanting to express themselves without fear, saying “meu sonho ter coragem de expressar minha opinião sem medo de ser apedrejada”, which fits the song’s bold, "I don't care what you think of me" attitude. Their posts about feeling emotionally overwhelmed, like “queria ser uma pedra sem sentimentos que não sofre por ninguém” and “minha mente tá me pregando peças”, mirror the song’s internal conflict and pushback against outside pressure. At the same time, they're starting a new chapter in life, going from doubting they'd finish high school to “indo pro primeiro dia na faculdade”, which aligns with the song’s theme of reclaiming identity and confidence.
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