Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Intense dedication to Liam and Noel, e.g. “Liam, what kind of magic did you use to look so handsome, perfect, and radiant like the sun?” and “One of the meanings of the Sun of May on our flag is freedom, independence, and a new dawn. That's what you mean to us, Liam.”
- Humorous voice: Uses irony and self‑deprecating jokes, like “Pensé que este tuit iba a tener potencial. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAKAJA” and “Justo pase yo, soy la mujer invisible”
- Political awareness: Shows interest in politics and social issues, e.g. “Los dias más lindos fueron Cristinistas” and “Y vos pensas que cambiando la reforma laboral va a ser distinto ?”
- Community oriented: Engages with fellow fans and ‘hermanas’, e.g. “Vengan hermanos y hermanas ❤️” and “Si hacemos competencia de quien es más arrastrada por Liam, ganó yo.”
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings, like “Diosss te amo te amo te amo te amo te amo…” and “I'm no longer embarrassed that Liam ignores my tweets; I know he'll reply someday…”
Weaknesses:
- Sexual impulsivity: Frequent explicit sexual comments, e.g. “What a great guy. Everyone should suck his dick.” and “Esas caras debe poner para coger y si estoy equivocada que venga y me coja”
- Self‑deprecating insecurity: Talks about being ignored and feeling stupid, like “Oh my God, is there anything worse than being ignored by Liam? I left my heart exposed and now I feel stupid.” and “There goes the stupid girl Liam ignores”
- Harsh language: Frequent insults and coarse phrasing, e.g. “AJAJAJAAJAJAJ UN HIJO DE PUTA”, “Que payasesco todo, rompe protocolo. Este hijo de puta vive en narnia con la nuestra”
- Objectifying gaze: Reduces people to body parts or sexual use, like “Se que falta, pero que ganas de comerle los huevos a Noel en pascuas” and “Si, yo también pienso que para que ponga esas caras habría que cogerlô de parado mientras canta AKA What a life.”
- Dark eating humor: Jokes about disordered eating in a casual way, e.g. “El día de permitido podía comer lo que quiera pero con la condición de vomitarlo después.”
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The account mixes over‑the‑top devotion, impulsiveness, and shameless thirst in a way that’s very Homer-like. Just as Homer loudly worships his idols and obsessions, this user floods the timeline with adoration for Liam and Noel, e.g. “Liam, what kind of magic did you use to look so handsome, perfect, and radiant like the sun?” and “Me la voy a encuadrar y ponerla en el techo y asi, ser lo primero que vea cuando abra los ojos. Es el hombre perfecto, te voy a encontrar siempre.”. The sexual exaggeration and lack of filter also echo Homer’s crude side, seen in tweets like “Se que falta, pero que ganas de comerle los huevos a Noel en pascuas ✨🕯️🧡💖🌈🦋” and “What a great guy. Everyone should suck his dick.”. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly soft, emotional core under the chaos, like “I'm no longer embarrassed that Liam ignores my tweets; I know he'll reply someday, or maybe not. I love him as much as yesterday and even more than tomorrow.”. The combination of heart-on-sleeve devotion, comedic exaggeration, and chaotic impulsiveness fits Homer better than the more restrained or brainy characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, full of quoted tweets, and focused on others (Liam, Noel, politics, football). They openly dramatize their feelings in public, like in “Si hacemos competencia de quien es más arrastrada por Liam, ganó yo.” and “Another day being ignored by the most beautiful person in the world. Sorry, Liam, I don't deserve you.”, which suggests energy gained from external engagement rather than quiet privacy. Their Intuition (N) shows in how they constantly read meanings and narratives into events and symbols, e.g. turning the flag’s Sun of May into an emotional metaphor in “One of the meanings of the Sun of May on our flag is freedom, independence, and a new dawn. That's what you mean to us, Liam.” and romanticizing imagined futures like tours and superclásicos in “Necesito que Noel viva la experiencia de ver un superclásico en la Bombonera…”. They are clearly Feeling (F): they prioritize affection, loyalty, and emotional intensity over detached analysis, as in “Los dias más lindos fueron Cristinistas” and effusive love posts like “Diosss te amo te amo te amo…”; even political takes are phrased in moral-emotional terms, such as “Que payasesco todo, rompe protocolo. Este hijo de puta vive en narnia con la nuestra”. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P): their tweeting is impulsive, playful, and spontaneous rather than structured or plan-oriented—sexual jokes and sudden hyperbolic comments appear without much filter, for example “Se que falta, pero que ganas de comerle los huevos a Noel en pascuas ✨🕯️🧡💖🌈🦋” and “What a great guy. Everyone should suck his dick.”. Taken together—highly expressive, metaphor-loving, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—the profile best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep asking Liam about coffee and chips… how about we solve it scientifically: we go for fries, I bring every sauce on earth, and we debate it like Noel in the Bombonera while you rant about the CGT.
- You said Noel should be made an honorary member after seeing a superclásico in La Bombonera — I volunteer as tribute to sit next to you on the terrace explaining offside while you explain every tiny bit of Oasis lore I clearly missed.
- The way you talk about Liam as the Sun of May, Noel as the tribunero with his arm in the air, and Cristina as the golden era… I don’t want to replace any of them, I just want to be the person you text while you’re live-tweeting all that passion.
- If Liam ever actually replies to your tweets, I hope it’s to say: ‘Verona, I’m flattered… but that other weirdo who knows about your framed autograph, your Adidas x Oasis hype, and your entire oasistw curiosity? You should probably go out with them.’
- You wanting to frame Noel’s autograph and hang it from the ceiling so it’s the first thing you see when you wake up gave me an idea: we could compromise — I’ll let Noel stay on the ceiling, if you let me be the one making breakfast when you open your eyes.
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Your new Twitter bio
Buenos Aires. Part-time Oasis historian, full-time Liam & Noel devotee. Once planned Easter around a Noel joke and still thinks it was worth it.– @veronailin
Your signature cocktail
Stay Young Gallagherita (a.k.a. Arrastrada Sunrise)
A base of aged Irish whiskey represents her devotional obsession with Liam and Noel, from begging for replies in “will @liamgallagher finally reply to my tweet this time?” to declaring “Si hacemos competencia de quien es más arrastrada por Liam, ganó yo.”. The Fernet with cola foam is pure Buenos Aires terrace energy and political barra brava, echoing lines like “Los dias más lindos fueron Cristinistas” and her fantasy of Noel at a superclásico in “Necesito que Noel viva la experiencia de ver un superclásico en la Bombonera.”. Passion fruit purée captures her dramatic, romantic intensity when she writes “I love him as much as yesterday and even more than tomorrow.” and “Es el hombre perfecto, te voy a encontrar siempre.”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sweet-but-bitter note for the mix of adoration and frustration in “Another day being ignored by the most beautiful person in the world. Sorry, Liam, I don't deserve you.”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture nods to her unapologetically horny, chaotic humor in tweets like “Esas caras debe poner para coger y si estoy equivocada que venga y me coja” and “Se que falta, pero que ganas de comerle los huevos a Noel en pascuas ✨🕯️🧡💖🌈🦋”, giving the drink a lingering, mischievous burn.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a very bold, impulsive temperament and a tendency to speak in an unfiltered, confrontational way, which is strongly Gryffindor-coded. For example, their political passion is blunt and combative in tweets like “Quién fue más traidor con el pueblo argentino, Chile o la CGT?” and “Que payasesco todo, rompe protocolo. Este hijo de puta vive en narnia con la nuestra”, where they openly attack perceived injustice and hypocrisy. Their fandom behavior around Liam and Noel is also fearless and dramatically emotional: they write things like “Si hacemos competencia de quien es más arrastrada por Liam, ganó yo.” and the very explicit “Se que falta, pero que ganas de comerle los huevos a Noel en pascuas ✨🕯️🧡💖🌈🦋”, showing zero embarrassment about strong feelings. Even when they feel rejected, they remain defiantly vulnerable and theatrical, as in “Oh my God, is there anything worse than being ignored by Liam? I left my heart exposed and now I feel stupid.” and “I'm no longer embarrassed that Liam ignores my tweets; I know he'll reply someday, or maybe not.”. This mix of emotional courage, willingness to embarrass themselves publicly for what (and whom) they love, and a combative stance toward politics and football (e.g. “Necesito que Noel viva la experiencia de ver un superclásico en la Bombonera”) reads far more like a fiery Gryffindor than a calculating Slytherin, gentle Hufflepuff, or cerebral Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Live Forever - Oasis
The song Live Forever fits them because it’s about undying devotion and hope, mirroring how they talk about Liam and Noel with almost religious intensity, like when they say “One of the meanings of the Sun of May on our flag is freedom, independence, and a new dawn. That's what you mean to us, Liam.”. Their bio, “ꜱᴛᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ”, already echoes Oasis’ themes of youth and defiance. They constantly reaffirm their love even when ignored, writing things like “I'm no longer embarrassed that Liam ignores my tweets; I know he'll reply someday, or maybe not. I love him as much as yesterday and even more than tomorrow.”, which sounds like the song’s belief in something that lasts beyond the moment. Their emotional, almost spiritual adoration in tweets such as “Liam, what kind of magic did you use to look so handsome, perfect, and radiant like the sun? Only a spiritual, biblical, and celestial person could achieve such captivating beauty.” also reflects the song’s sense of something bigger and timeless. Finally, their humor and intensity—oscillating between political passion, football, and obsessive fandom—fits a song that’s both vulnerable and defiant, insisting that feelings and dreams should live forever.
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