Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-confident: Shows strong self-esteem and comfort with appearance in tweets like “eu gosto demais de ser lindo”.
- Humorous: Uses sharp, playful humor in posts such as “ideia de date você vem aqui pra casa e eu mando você ir se fuder”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about bad luck, longing, and weird moods in tweets like “viado eu sou mt azarado que isso” and “Perdi 10 anos ou mais nesse último mês.”.
- Playfully-poetic: Writes vivid, poetic lines such as “Cê parece onça tomando sol.” and “vontade de morar numa casinha feita de barro comer minhoca e voar pra bem longe”.
- Socially-engaged: Interacts with mutuals and uses chains/RTs, like the introduction chain “𝓒orrente de apresentação” and concern for “amigos de timeline” in “meu deus que saudade dos meus amigos de timeline por onde andam”.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: Shows a jaded or pessimistic stance in posts like “ideia de date você vem aqui pra casa e eu mando você ir se fuder” and “uma palavrinha só: paia”.
- Impulsive-blocking: Mentions abrupt defensive reactions in tweets like “tive que bloquear”.
- Self-destructive: Alludes to chaotic or unhealthy goals in posts like “Meta desse ano : endoidar” and emotionally draining months in “Perdi 10 anos ou mais nesse último mês.”.
- Spiteful-humor: Relies on harsh humor that can push people away, e.g. “ideia de date você vem aqui pra casa e eu mando você ir se fuder” and “queria que o telegram explodisse”.
- Isolation-prone: Hints at difficulty maintaining connections and adult friendships in “é muito difícil fazer amizades de forma orgânica depois de adulto, meu deus” and missing timeline friends in “meu deus que saudade dos meus amigos de timeline por onde andam”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, snarky, but ultimately soft-hearted. There’s a mischievous, troll-y humor in tweets like “ideia de date você vem aqui pra casa e eu mando você ir se fuder” and “a solução é bem simples você só vai precisar de um maluco um laxante e 50 reais”, which feels very Bart-like. At the same time, there’s a performative cockiness in “eu gosto demais de ser lindo” that mirrors Bart’s overconfident persona. The dramatic flair and low-key emotional chaos of “Perdi 10 anos ou mais nesse último mês.” and “viado eu sou mt azarado que isso” fits Bart’s tendency to get into messes and complain about them. Even the desire to 'endoiar' in “Meta desse ano : endoidar” lines up with Bart’s perpetual search for trouble and stimulation.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they openly share strong opinions and emotions in a very outward, performative way, e.g. the explosive humor of “ideia de date você vem aqui pra casa e eu mando você ir se fuder” and the dramatic complaint “queria que o telegram explodisse”, plus multiple selfies like “eu gosto demais de ser lindo”, all suggesting someone energized by interaction and visibility. Their style is more Intuitive than Sensing: they talk in metaphors and imaginative scenarios such as “vontade de morar numa casinha feita de barro comer minhoca e voar pra bem longe” and the quasi-mystical “já sinto o diabo da tasmânia descendo em mim” rather than focusing on concrete, practical detail. The tone is strongly Feeling: relationships, vibes and emotional drama dominate, from “talvez você realmente precise de mim” to heartbreak like “Levou meu coração, alguns cds e o meu livro mais dahora.”, and even their rants are affective rather than logically argued. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they emphasize chaos and spontaneity (their goal is literally “Meta desse ano : endoidar”), joke about misfortune and disorganization like “viado eu sou mt azarado que isso”, and generally flow with moods rather than presenting any structured, plan-oriented persona. Together this points most strongly to ENFP: expressive, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneity-loving.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you’re ‘pensativo’ on the TL, I volunteer to be the thought that distracts you from everything else. Risky, but seems on brand for a 2026 goal of ‘endoidar’.
- You with Chungking Express got me thinking: if you’re the Wong Kar-wai protagonist, can I be the stranger you accidentally fall for between a mixtape, a cigarette, and a bad decision?
- You said ‘eu gosto demais de ser lindo’ and honestly, I’m just trying to be emotionally prepared to exist in the same room as someone who looks like that and still steals my CDs and my favorite book.
- You want a ‘banho espiritual’? I can’t cleanse your azar, but I can show up with coffee ‘por la mañana’ and rum ‘por la tarde’ and see if affection + álcool counts as a ritual.
- You hate how hard it is making adult friends and want a date where I come over and you tell me to fuck off—deal: we start as friends, fail miserably, turn it into a date, and you only tell me to go embora after I’ve become your favorite mutual offline.
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22 • blue‑coded chaos in human form • runner, film enjoyer & part‑time heart thief • once lost a book and some CDs, still looking for the owner– @veronismos
Your signature cocktail
Pensativo & Paia Highball
This cocktail starts with aged cachaça with a smoky edge, a nod to their Brazilian vibe and chaotic charm, from wanting to “endoidar” in the “𝓒orrente de apresentação” to declaring that “nem os demônios mais bonitos do inferno chegam aos pés desse caíto” in this tweet. Cold brew coffee captures the late-night, overthinking aura of being “pensativo” and tweeting about losing “10 anos ou mais nesse último mês” in this post. Tamarind syrup brings a sweet-and-sour punch that fits their mix of romance and drama, like “Levou meu coração, alguns cds e o meu livro mais dahora” in this tweet and the brutally funny date idea of “você vem aqui pra casa e eu mando você ir se fuder” in this one. A splash of tonic water adds a bitter, sparkling bite for their sharp commentary, from calling something just “uma palavrinha só: paia” to saying que “queria que o telegram explodisse” in this tweet. Finally, a lime twist and a pinch of sea salt represent their self-aware beauty and protective vibe—“eu gosto demais de ser lindo” in this post and “tive que bloquear” in this one—leaving the drink bold, a little dangerous, and weirdly comforting.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest throughline in @veronismos’ tweets is a mix of self‑preservation, sharp-edged humor, and a cultivated persona, which aligns most with Slytherin. They show a deliberate, slightly ruthless boundary-setting in posts like “tive que bloquear”, which reflects prioritizing their own space and comfort. There’s a clear pride in their own image and aura in “eu gosto demais de ser lindo” and in the presentation-chain tweet “𝓜eta desse ano : endoidar”, suggesting ambition toward a distinctive, intense identity. Their humor often leans caustic or menacingly playful, as in “ideia de date você vem aqui pra casa e eu mando você ir se fuder” and “a solução é bem simples você só vai precisar de um maluco um laxante e 50 reais”, which fits Slytherin’s sly, provocative streak more than Hufflepuff’s warmth. Finally, lines like “já sinto o diabo da tasmânia descendo em mim” and “nem os demônios mais bonitos do inferno chegam aos pés desse caíto.” emphasize a dramatic, almost theatrical self-mythologizing that is very Slytherin-coded.
Your movie
Your song
bad guy - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for @veronismos is bad guy because they mix playful chaos with a charismatic, self-aware edge. They show a teasing, slightly unhinged humor in posts like “ideia de date você vem aqui pra casa e eu mando você ir se fuder” and “a solução é bem simples você só vai precisar de um maluco um laxante e 50 reais”, which matches the song’s mischievous, dominant tone. Their confidence and vanity in “eu gosto demais de ser lindo” echo the track’s swaggering, tongue‑in‑cheek attitude. At the same time, tweets like “viado eu sou mt azarado que isso” and “Perdi 10 anos ou mais nesse último mês.” reveal vulnerability under the bravado, much like the song’s shift from irony to something more introspective. Even their goal “𝓜eta desse ano : endoidar” complements the song’s energy of leaning fully into being the chaotic, unforgettable one in the room.
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