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Your Simpsons character
They read as a Lisa Simpson type: sharp, hyper-online, and constantly critiquing the media they consume while still being deeply invested in it. Like Lisa ranting about injustices but then doing the homework anyway, they drag their games yet keep playing, e.g. “i legit dont care about this genshin event story hang it up” and “tekken 8 still ass”, while also screaming when something hits, like “that cutscene........ ok hsr ill give you your tens........”. Their sarcasm and dramatic exaggeration mirror Lisa’s theatrical outrage: “shut this game down”, “everyone is going to hell”, and “dawei abusing tf out his brainwashed devs just to release seed”. At the same time, there’s an undercurrent of earnest enthusiasm and emotional intensity—like “may this new years be happy for everyone, as it certainly is for me” and “claiming this energy for 2026”—that feels very Lisa: jaded, but still secretly hopeful and passionate.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert (E): they constantly interact with oomfs, react to drama, and perform for the timeline with loud, attention‑grabbing posts like “HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR?” and self-aware social comments such as “three oomfs trying to talk to me about hated rvalry but im too kind to say idgaf”. Their interests span multiple games, media, and meta-fandom takes, showing Intuition (N) through pattern-spotting, speculation, and abstraction, e.g., talking about patch cycles and industry trends in “budget cuts after that horrible 6 patch run #JustAsIThought” and comparing gacha titles like “wuwa outdoing the other two in the splash department we got competition”. The tone is heavily Thinking (T): they critique games and characters with cutting, analytical bluntness more than emotional harmony, like “game so ass i thought it was a hate tweet”, “tekken 8 still ass”, and “shut this game down”. Their timeline is chaotic, reactive, and improvisational rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving (P): they bounce between games and topics on impulse (“vendetta actually looks fun af lets throw a few games”; “i need a beer”) and often respond in-the-moment to news, trailers, and other people’s tweets instead of discussing plans or routines. Overall, a socially loud, idea‑hopping, debate‑oriented, and brutally candid online presence aligns most with ENTP.

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Gamer-critic with a soft spot for splash art and bad patches. Once pulled Ruan Mei at E1 and haven’t shut up since. Opinions mine, pulls usually not.– @vershostza

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built for the chaotic gamer who tweets things like “everyone is going to hell”, so it starts with overproof dark rum infused with chili to capture the hellfire energy and constant dragging of games like “tekken 8 still ass” and “shut this game down”. Lychee liqueur adds a deceptively sweet, pretty surface for their occasional softness and aesthetics, like “good night [picture]” and the joy of “claimed ruan mei e1 [picture]”. Blue curaçao nods to the spacecore vibe of “the devil wears NASA” and their devotion to Hoyoverse splash art, from “wuwa outdoing the other two in the splash department we got competition” to the hysteria of “COLUMBINA UNIQUE SPRINT GAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG”. An espresso shot is mandatory for the high-octane timeline scrolling and late-night patch reactions like “stygian onslaught no resin refused is now” and “that dan heng sequence.............”. Finally, a smoked salt rim gives it a bitter, scorched edge for all the ruthless media takes such as “game so ass i thought it was a hate tweet” and “i legit dont care about this genshin event story hang it up”, making this drink as strong, loud, and dramatic as their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
This user reads as strongly Slytherin: sharp, competitive, and unapologetically self‑preserving. Their instinct to "shut this game down" when disappointed, as in “shut this game down” and “shut it down”, shows a ruthless all‑or‑nothing standard rather than patient loyalty. They openly state their disinterest even with friends’ topics, saying “three oomfs trying to talk to me about hated rvalry but im too kind to say idgaf”, which is a very self‑protective, priority‑driven way of managing social energy. Their ambition and desire for advantage come through in gacha / meta talk, e.g. celebrating power and banners in “NOW PUT FLINS AND VARKA IN THE SAME PATCH THAT WEAP BANNER 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑” and flexing a haul in “THIS F2P HAUL”. Even when joking, they default to dominance or elimination language like “we actually need to kill yi xuan bro” and “lets end clair obscur whoever that is”, which aligns with Slytherin’s cutthroat humor and willingness to ‘go there’ rhetorically. While they are witty and creative, the through‑line is ambition, standards, and self‑first pragmatism—classic Slytherin traits rather than the patience of Hufflepuff or the idealism of Gryffindor.

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Their timeline is chaotic, dramatic, and self-aware in a very online way, which fits the reckless, knowing-mistake energy of bad idea right?. They constantly bounce between intense gaming takes and unhinged commentary, like “shut this game down” and “game so ass i thought it was a hate tweet”, but keep coming back to the same games anyway. There’s also a loud, gleeful exaggeration in tweets such as “NOW PUT FLINS AND VARKA IN THE SAME PATCH THAT WEAP BANNER 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑” and “FELLOW MOON SHUTTING DOWN?” that matches the song’s over-the-top storytelling. Their bio, “the devil wears NASA”, plus posts like “everyone is going to hell”, capture the mischievous, slightly feral attitude Olivia leans into. Overall, the song’s mix of humor, self-sabotage, and loud, messy fun feels like a soundtrack to scrolling through their feed.

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