veryhatefulguy
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Outspoken: Brandon is not afraid to speak his mind, no matter how controversial, as seen in 'i’m so fucking tired of you stupid cunts'.
- Humorous: His dark and crude sense of humor is consistent, demonstrated by tweets like 'my mum asked me if i did the dishes, ‘Andrew Robertson!’, i said.'.
- Critical Thinker: He often critiques mainstream ideas and societal norms critically, as shown in 'everyone wants to call themselves a hater these days'.
- Football Enthusiast: Brandon frequently comments on football, indicating a passion for the sport, evident in 'big man united fan :)'.
- Candid: His tweets reveal a level of honesty and straightforwardness, such as 'i’ve been saying this for years and nobody listened to me'.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile: His confrontational tweets often come off as aggressively hostile, 'the new twitter ads have given me a bloodlust'.
- Nihilistic: Brandon’s outlook on life and society is often bleak and negative, as seen in 'last night we laid siege to the kingdom of israel'.
- Judgmental: He is very quick to judge others harshly, 'british people and americans who are on tiktok arguing about who could out drink who all need to be shot in the head'.
- Insensitive: His humor can often be seen as lacking sensitivity to important issues, 'social media was made for calling strangers cunts'.
- Cynical: Brandon’s tweets are filled with cynicism, like 'boring people are going WILD for Netflix’s Baby Reindeer!'.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy from 'The Simpsons' is known for his snarky, often critical comments and his unwavering opinions on pop culture. Much like Brandon, he is highly judgmental and enjoys mocking others for their tastes and lifestyles. For instance, Brandon’s critique 'don’t post your ‘spotify wrapped’ if your anti perspirant is still WRAPPED in plastic on your bedroom shelf' matches Comic Book Guy's style of constantly pointing out others' flaws with a superior attitude.
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Some pickup lines for you
- If words were knives, you'd be my favorite swordsmith. Think you could cut through my defenses?
- Are you a Wordle puzzle? Because I'm hung up on finding the right combination to impress you.
- Your opinions are as sharp as your wit. How about we spar a bit, intellectually?
- I'm like your tweet history, full of surprises and a bit controversial. Ready to take a chance on me?
- Are you made of sarcasm? Because talking to you sends tingles down my spine.
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Outspoken critic of societal norms | Hardcore satirist | Dark humor enthusiast | Football fanatic | Complex opinions on music and pop culture | Personal blog of brutal honesty.– @veryhatefulguy
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Slytherin
Brandon's cunning, resourcefulness, and ambition align well with the qualities of Slytherin. His tweets often demonstrate a powerful combination of wit and sarcasm, such as 'everyone wants to call themselves a hater these days. but have they put in the work?' Slytherins are known for their self-preservation and strategic thinking, much like how Brandon navigates his social commentary with ruthless honesty.
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Sabotage - Beastie Boys
The song 'Sabotage' by Beastie Boys perfectly fits Brandon's persona with its high energy, rebellious tone, and its essence of calling out wrongdoings, much like his tweet 'song of the summer is about hating and calling a guy a pedophile'. The song’s raw emotion and outspoken frustration are mirrored in Brandon’s frequent outbursts and critiques.
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