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Your Simpsons character
Cave mirrors Bart Simpson's rebellious and mischievous nature. Like Bart's antics, Cave's tweet 'I wore a fake arm to get my vaccine' showcases their love for bending the rules in a humorous way. Their sarcastic and absurd humor ('If I dip my balls in soda') aligns with Bart's knack for outrageous jokes. Both have a flair for drama and a tendency to challenge authority, as seen in 'something asymmetrical about my professor using AI to write midterm questions.' They're playful troublemakers at heart.

Your MBTI personality Type
Cave embodies the ENTP type: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. Their extraversion shines through in their dramatic tweets ('shadow boxing with the bedroom door cracked open'). Intuition drives their creative and absurd ideas, like 'If I dip my balls in soda.' Their thinking side critiques systems, as seen in 'something asymmetrical about my professor using AI.' Their perceiving nature keeps them adaptable and playful, reflected in their humorous take on life. They're a classic debater who thrives on wit and originality.

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CPA prep survivor | Sarcasm enthusiast | Shadow boxer with a flair for the absurd | Dipping into dystopia one tweet at a time | Fake arm, real humor.– @vespertinecave

Your signature cocktail
The 'Absurdist Fizz' captures Cave's surreal humor and dramatic flair. Vodka reflects their sharp wit ('ER nurse asked how much I drink and I said “not enough”'), while absinthe adds a touch of the unconventional ('If I dip my balls in soda'). Lime gives it a zesty kick, matching their playful energy ('shadow boxing with the bedroom door cracked open'). Edible glitter mirrors their unique, sparkling personality. It's a drink as bold and unpredictable as their tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
Cave fits Slytherin with their cunning, resourcefulness, and rebellious streak. Their tweet about wearing a fake arm for a vaccine ('I wore a fake arm to get my vaccine') shows a clever, rule-bending attitude. Their dramatic flair ('shadow boxing with the bedroom door cracked open') reflects a Slytherin's love for theatrics. Additionally, their sarcastic wit and ambition ('reverse beauty and the beast where I get handsome and successful') align with Slytherin traits. They're not afraid to challenge norms, making this house a perfect fit.

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This song's dramatic and unconventional nature suits Cave's personality. Their flair for the absurd ('If I dip my balls in soda') mirrors the song's unpredictable shifts in tone. Their introspection ('my mind and soul are connected to this world') aligns with the song's emotional depth. The rebellious energy of 'shadow boxing with the bedroom door cracked open' matches the song's defiance of musical norms. It's a theatrical anthem for their unique spirit.

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