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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, bookish, politically opinionated, and prone to intense niche interests. Like Lisa, they’re highly invested in reading and self-improvement, talking about the “fogo da paixão pela leitura” and plans to finish long VN and book lists, as in “Estou sentindo o fogo da paixão pela leitura… eu VOU aproveitar esse momento pra terminar o que está no final e ainda HOJE começar CLANNAD” and “Lista de VNs que eu DEFINITIVAMENTE vou ler em 2026!”. They show a reflective, sometimes melancholic self-awareness about their mental state and life direction, e.g. “As vezes me lamento de ser como sou agora, uma manifestação do 'it is what it is.' Me sinto desconectado da realidade de certa forma.”. Their left-leaning, socially aware tone comes out in posts like “E ainda tem gente que não quer votar no lula mesmo depois disso…” and their nuanced take on sexuality and comments sections in “Seção de comentários bizarra… Se sexo e sexualidade no geral fosse tratada com mais seriedade e de forma mais madura…”, which fits Lisa’s moralistic and political streak. Finally, their mix of niche hobbies (mahjong, Umamusume, visual novels, learning Japanese) and slightly alienated humor about work and life—such as “Tô em contagem regressiva pra pedir demissão…”—echoes Lisa’s feeling of being out of step with the world while burying herself in passions and study.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets revolve around solitary hobbies like long reading sessions (“Eu só preciso ler por umas 10h hoje e amanhã entá resolvido”) and visual novels, plus a sense of emotional distance and depersonalization in posts like “Me sinto desconectado da realidade de certa forma”. Their interests and way of talking indicate strong Intuition: they obsess over narratives, symbolism, and abstract parallels in media (“The parallels man”; “Possível referência ao potions seller”), and even break down kanji etymology in a conceptual way (“Isso faria a mistura considerar o cérebro um 'mapa de carne', que pra mim faz sentido”). They consistently show a Thinking preference: they analyze sexuality and comments with detached critique (“Se sexo e sexualidade no geral fosse tratada com mais seriedade e de forma mais madura, as pessoas entenderiam...”), and question character quality with blunt logical standards (“se isso não mudar ASAP eu não vou conseguir acreditar que Muv Luv é tudo isso que dizem”). Finally, they read as more Perceiving than Judging: they repeatedly restart books and reading plans (“Já tentei ler Nas Montanhas da Loucura três vezes... eu pauso a leitura e não lembro onde estava lendo por não marcar a página...”), struggle to stick to self‑imposed lists (“Tô muito atrasado e vou ter que entrar em modo hiperfoco de leitura pra terminar essa maldita lista que eu fiz”), and joke about letting their brain go on autopilot (“Vou parar de pensar nas coisas vou encolher meu cérebro deixar ele lisinho fofinho...”). Taken together—introspective, theory‑driven, analytical, but somewhat disorganized—this matches INTP best.

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Brazilian VN goblin, reading backlog on VNDB, training JP one kanji at a time. Once restarted Lovecraft 3 times and still swears 2026 is the reading year.– @veusnotameni

Your signature cocktail
The cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans mirrors their Brazilian roots and perpetual exhausted grind, like when they say "To com uma olheira tão fodida que parece maquiagem" while still pushing through readings and work. Matcha syrup represents their Japanese studies and love for VNs/anime aesthetics, from bio snippets like "Aprendendo 日本語" to obsessing over characters and series such as "O único motivo pelo qual vou ler Umineko, Majikoi e Muv Lv é mulher bonita." and their Muv-Luv journey in "A primeira impressão que eu tive do Takeru...". The Irish cream liqueur nods to their unexpected softness and dreams of music, like when they say "Música irlandesa é uma parada muito boa, me faz querer me juntar à um grupo de músicos irlandeses e viver de música", revealing a warm, creamy core under all the sarcasm. Spicy ginger beer captures their loud, chaotic humor and sudden outbursts, such as the unhinged laughter in "AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA..." and their dramatic plans like "Vou parar de pensar nas coisas vou encolher meu cérebro deixar ele lisinho fofinho...". Finally, a dash of orange bitters reflects the bittersweet, self-aware melancholy beneath the memes, seen in confessions like "As vezes me lamento de ser como sou agora, uma manifestação do 'it is what it is.'" and the darkly comic line "Me esforçando pra concluir tudo que preciso fazer antes de abril de 2026 pra poder me matar sem peso na consciência...". Shaken together, the drink is strong, slightly sweet, a bit bitter, and unexpectedly comforting—just like someone who can tweet "Estou sentindo o fogo da paixão pela leitura..." right next to memes about Yakuza, Umamusume, and tsunderes.

Your Hogwarts House
Veus shows a strong love of learning and analysis, which is very characteristic of Ravenclaw. They talk multiple times about actively studying languages and reading VNs/books in different languages, like when they mention needing to read in Portuguese again because they’ve been reading in English: “eu preciso MUITO ler algo em português também pra não desaprender o idioma, porque já tem um tempo que as coisas que eu venho lendo são em 英語”. They also dive into the mechanics and systems of what they consume, e.g. their fascination with the unusual choice system in Root Double: “Root Double tem um sistema de 'escolha' bem diferente das visual novels comuns, é muito interessante, mas eu não faço a mínima ideia de como esse negócio funciona até agora”. Even in casual topics, they show curiosity and a tendency to dissect details, such as their analysis of the kanji for brain: “Eu achava que o kanji de cérebro (脳) fosse uma mistura de (図)... Isso faria a mistura considerar o cérebro um 'mapa de carne', que pra mim faz sentido e é uma forma legal de ver...”. Their long reading lists and commitment to complex works like Umineko, Muv Luv, and various Nitroplus titles, as seen in “Lista de VNs que eu DEFINITIVAMENTE vou ler em 2026!” and “Pelo visto vou ter que ler todas as obras da Nitroplus”, further underline an intellectual, completionist, knowledge‑seeking mindset. While they have some Slytherin-style ambition in grinding through huge reading goals (“Tô muito atrasado e vou ter que entrar em modo hiperfoco de leitura pra terminar essa maldita lista que eu fiz”), the dominant throughline is curiosity, reflection, and enjoyment of understanding systems and stories—classic Ravenclaw traits.

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A song about facing an uncertain future and writing your own story fits them well, especially with how they constantly plan new reading and life goals like their VN list: “Lista de VNs que eu DEFINITIVAMENTE vou ler em 2026!” and the resolve to hyperfocus on reading: “Tô muito atrasado e vou ter que entrar em modo hiperfoco de leitura…”. The track’s mix of optimism and underlying struggle mirrors their swings between enthusiasm and exhaustion, like wanting to shrink their brain and go on autopilot: “Vou parar de pensar nas coisas vou encolher meu cérebro… e viver no automático…” and the feeling of being disconnected from reality: “Me sinto desconectado da realidade de certa forma.”. They’re introspective and self-aware but still driven by passion for their hobbies—visual novels, music, and games—seen in posts like “Estou sentindo o fogo da paixão pela leitura…” and their deep dives into series like Muv-Luv and Black Souls. Unwritten captures that sense of being in your early twenties, struggling with mental health, yet stubbornly trying to turn all that chaos and obsession into a life that feels authored by yourself rather than by circumstances.

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