Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses over-the-top jokes and absurdity, like threatening bits about killing/eating mutuals in “I will be killing and eating one (1) of my mutuals when I reach 145 followers” and mocking social media culture in “I love Twitter because I can tweet anything and nobody can tell me otherwise”.
- Social: Actively seeks interaction with oomfs and mutuals, asking people to reply or join things like the pencil-tier list in “I’m doing a tier list on which of my mutuals are most likely to steal my pencil please reply to be added” and sharing their Discord in “I wanna talk to my oomfs more if any of you want my discord it’s just my username with only 1 z”.
- Affectionate: Clearly values friends and expresses care, like worrying that saying 'I love you' might be misread in “I say i love you to my friends a lot and one of my biggest fears is that they don't think i mean it platonically” and celebrating mutuals’ engagement with posts in “my mutuals love this repost wow”.
- Creative: Shows original ideas and storytelling instincts, from making ARG/horror-related jokes about terrorism in “we really have to do something about the terrorism problem in the arg community” to building playlists and asking others to add 'bullshit' for parties in “please add bullshit to this playlist it's for a party with my friends”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on their own behavior and mental state, like realizing their media consumption is heavily horror in “I just realized all of my interests are horror related bro... im going insane i need to find more joyful games and stuff” and questioning self-diagnosis in “im self diagnosing myself with nothing!! nothings wrong with me !! yay !!”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent-humor: Frequent jokes about killing and harming others, like “my new stim is just killing you, with a hammer”, “im #killing everyone in 2027 this is the last year y'all got”, and “One day I will kill all of you I hope you guys know this”, can be off-putting and concerning even if meant as bits.
- Self-destructive: Makes repeated references to suicide or dying, such as “deleting all my socials and then going in the woods and killing myself” and “I'd lowkey be such a good dead friend”, which suggests poor coping habits and can worry friends/followers.
- Edgy-boundary: Leans on shock and taboo themes, especially around nazism in the recurring 'Nazi Fetty Wap' bit like “nazi fetty wap: 14 88” and “You guys don't deserve me, Nazi Fetty Wap was fucking revolutionary”, which risks normalizing harmful imagery or alienating people.
- Insecure: Shows social anxiety and fear of rejection, like overthinking mutual status in “I hate requesting privates so much... but like are we really mutuals” and worrying about over-interacting in “wanting to interact with oomf but I already talked to them like 3 times today so now ill look like a freak if i do”.
- Inconsistent-focus: Shows difficulty following through on projects, e.g., game dev, saying “Thinking about making a game for like 10 hours and then giving up again oh yeah” and “I am actually so scared to re download all my game dev tools”, which hints at procrastination and creative avoidance.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly joking about violence in a way that feels edgy but unserious, like “my new stim is just killing you, with a hammer” and “I will be killing and eating one (1) of my mutuals when I reach 145 followers”. They lean heavily into dark, cartoonish threats and melodrama, similar to Bart’s prank-caller, class-clown energy, as seen in “disappearing into the woods tomorrow with only a lighter in an attempt to find my true self anyone wanna come with”. At the same time, there’s obvious affection and social attachment under the chaos, like “I say i love you to my friends a lot and one of my biggest fears is that they don't think i mean it platonically” and “I wanna talk to my oomfs more if any of you want my discord it's just my username with only 1 z”, which maps to Bart’s secretly soft side. Their love of horror, ARGs, and trolling (e.g., “we really have to do something about the terrorism problem in the arg community” and “Do people genuinely have croomfs like imagine it works out and you have to tell people you met on the fucking Nazi site”) fits Bart’s taste for the weird and subversive. Overall, they read like a modern, extremely online Bart: loud, provocative, but ultimately more playful than actually malicious.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly reach out to mutuals, run interactive bits, and invite people into their life, e.g. asking oomfs for songs for a party playlist in “I posted this on priv and I will on main too please add bullshit to this playlist it's for a party with my friends” and saying “I wanna talk to my oomfs more if any of you want my discord it's just my username with only 1 z”. They are clearly iNtuitive: they fixate on concepts, horror vibes, and absurd hypotheticals rather than practical details, like “I think horror is meant to be scary, like just because its disturbing doesn't mean its scary” and meta, ARG-flavored posts such as “we really have to do something about the terrorism problem in the arg community”. Their core is Feeling: under the edgy jokes, they’re emotionally expressive, worried about how they affect others, and openly affectionate, as in “I say i love you to my friends a lot and one of my biggest fears is that they don't think i mean it platonically” and the anxiety over BPD symptoms in “im learning about BPD for health class and like??? I THOUGHT THAT WAS NORMAL??”. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and last‑minute—falling asleep in the bathroom in “I FELL ASLEEP IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM AGAIN HELP”, threatening to disappear into the woods in “Disappearing into the woods tomorrow with only a lighter in an attempt to find my true self anyone wanna come with”, and endlessly starting and abandoning game dev ideas like “Thinking about making a game for like 10 hours and then giving up again oh yeah”. Put together, this energetic, dark-humored, socially connected, emotionally intense, and highly spontaneous style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep threatening to kill and eat your mutuals, but honestly? Being the one (1) mutual you pick at 145 followers sounds like the most romantic thing that’s ever happened to me.
- You said all your interests are horror – Cry of Fear, Silent Hill, args – so if we ever date, does that make me your comfort genre or just another scary little side quest?
- You’re learning about BPD in health class and thought it was just hormone stuff; I’m learning about you on main and realizing my symptoms are ‘checks notes’ wanting to make you playlists and overthinking every interaction.
- If Nazi Fetty Wap, fog-machine hunting, and white elephant playlists are your peak ideas, imagine how unhinged-perfect a party would be if we co-hosted – I bring the bullshit songs, you bring the threats about the fog machine.
- You said you’d be such a good dead friend, but respectfully, I’d rather you be my very-alive friend who falls asleep in the bathroom, rants about game dev, and lets me be the one person who actually believes you when you say ‘I love you’ platonically… or, y’know, we can workshop the ‘platonically’ part.
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Horror game dev in training, ARG enjoyer, part-time playlist curator. Once fell asleep in a bathroom and still made it to Twitter on time.– @Vexilzz
Your signature cocktail
The Nazi Fetty Wap Birthday Massacre
This cocktail hits like a deranged timeline scroll: the overproof dark rum is their chaotic, intrusive-violence humor, like “my new stim is just killing you, with a hammer” and “I will be killing and eating one (1) of my mutuals when I reach 145 followers”. Cherry liqueur adds a deceptively sweet edge for how much they genuinely love their friends, echoing “I say i love you to my friends a lot…”. An espresso shot is their horror-dev energy and all-nighters, from “I just realized all of my interests are horror related bro, cry of fear, silent hill, args…” to “I was gonna go to sleep but now all my oomfs are waking up so I gotta pull an all nighter”. The blood-orange soda is for the punchy, semi-feral drama of “IM GOING TI KILL ALL KF YOU” and “deleting all my socials and then going in the woods and killing myself”, giving it a sharp, fizzy mood swing. Finally, the charcoal-black sugar rim nods to their morbid aesthetic and running Nazi-site jokes like “Do people genuinely have croomfs like imagine it works out and you have to tell people you met on the fucking Nazi site” and their entire Nazi Fetty Wap bit, making it look as unhinged as their media tab feels in “I just realized how deranged my media tab looks”. This is a strong, sweet-bitter, deeply cursed drink that somehow still feels like a party playlist request, just like “They're letting me make the white elephant playlist just add some bullshit”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The strongest theme in Vexilz’s tweets is chaotic impulsiveness and a tendency to dramatize danger in a way that feels very Gryffindor. They constantly joke about violence or death in a performative, fearless way, like “deleting all my socials and then going in the woods and killing myself”, “the sexual tension between me and the gun in the safe is unbearable”, and “im #killing everyone in 2027 this is the last year y'all got”. That flair for dramatics and courting peril is classic Gryffindor recklessness rather than Slytherin-style calculated self‑interest. They’re also socially bold and attention-seeking in a friendly way: they ask oomfs to join in things like “I’m doing a tier list on which of my mutuals are most likely to steal my pencil please reply to be added this would be so funny” and invite people onto their Discord in “I wanna talk to my oomfs more if any of you want my discord it's just my username with only 1 z”. There’s a strong protective/ride‑or‑die streak too, from “One day I will kill all of you I hope you guys know this” (dark humor masking attachment) to their fear of being misunderstood when they say "I love you" in “one of my biggest fears is that they don't think i mean it platonically”. They’re not methodically ambitious enough for Slytherin, nor steady and patient like a Hufflepuff, and the focus is more on intense feelings and dramatic action than Ravenclaw-style analysis. Taken together, the bravado, recklessness, and big, loud emotions fit Gryffindor best.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance fits them because it mixes dark humor, teenage chaos, and real anxiety in the same way their timeline does. They constantly joke about violence and death in an over-the-top, unserious way, like “my new stim is just killing you, with a hammer”, “I will be killing and eating one (1) of my mutuals when I reach 145 followers”, and “deleting all my socials and then going in the woods and killing myself”, which mirrors the song’s exaggerated, rebellious angst. At the same time, they’re clearly self-aware and a bit dramatic about their mental state and relationships, as seen in “im learning about BPD for health class and like??? I THOUGHT THAT WAS NORMAL??” and “I say i love you to my friends a lot and one of my biggest fears is that they don't think i mean it platonically”. Their love of horror and deranged humor, shown in tweets like “I just realized all of my interests are horror related bro” and “we really have to do something about the terrorism problem in the arg community”, also matches the edgy, slightly theatrical tone of the track. Overall, Teenagers captures that blend of morbid jokes, loud emotions, and ironic detachment that runs through their whole account.
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