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Your Simpsons character
They match Bart Simpson most closely: loud, chaotic, funny, and constantly online in a very teenage way. Their sense of humor is irreverent and a bit vulgar, like calling themselves “dylan claus merry yumemas hohoho” while bragging “guess who just sent someone yumebait with their yumes hehe i am dylan claus merry yumemas hohoho” and yelling “I SPILLED MY FUCKING WATER”. They’re also mischievous and dramatic about minor inconveniences, e.g. “GUESS WHO'S THE VERY 'LUCKY' BOY WHO JUST SNAPPED HIS FAVOURITE HEADPHONES IN HALF” and “FUCK YOU TWITTER I JUST WANT TO CHANEG THE PASSWORD ON A NEW ACCOUNT”, which is very Bart. At the same time, there’s creativity and fandom obsession—drawing OCs, making charts, and ideas like “i wanna make a whole thread of toon turf characters and a vocaloid equivelent”—which fits Bart’s artistic, imaginative side. Their age and self-description “age: 13 gender: trans dude sexuality: bi?” also lines up with Bart’s middle-school energy: rebellious, emotional, but ultimately playful and expressive rather than mean-spirited.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they mention making a private account in their bio and explicitly consider it in a tweet (“should i make a private account hmmmmmm”), and much of their content is about online fandom, drawing, and personal thoughts rather than in‑person social events. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they love hypothetical/fandom scenarios and imaginative ideas such as speculating about a character’s secret Twitter (“wait so if they have hell in twitter does that mean preston could possibly have a twitter account we may be unaware of”) and inventing things like a screaming-chicken UTAU (“should i make an utau fo the screaming chicken and cover looping the rooms”). They come across as Feeling-dominant: they apologize when they think they misused AAVE (“im sorry for high key butchering your excellent aave slang, beautiful black people💔”), talk about wanting to draw more Black people (“i need to lock the fuck in and start drawing more black people bruh”), and frame things in terms of discomfort and emotions, like feeling weirdly uncomfortable or insecure about their art (“ughhhh you fat HOE WHY DO YOU LOOK WEIRD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.................”). Their spontaneity and scattered, in-the-moment tweeting suggests Perceiving: they constantly start new ideas or projects on a whim (“i have an amazing idea”, “im bored, because it's black history month should i make a black oc”) and complain about tech chaos and forgotten accounts rather than showing any love for structure (“FUCK YOU TWITTER I JUST WANT TO CHANEG THE PASSWORD ON A NEW ACCOUNT”). Putting this together—introverted, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—INFP fits them best.

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Dylan · 13 · trans guy, bi-ish. Draws too many Toon Turf OCs, screams about Vocaloid & preston lore. Once yawned so hard I injured my lip.– @viagra9621

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic little drink is named after their legendary username crisis in “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PRESTUSSY IS TAKEN”, because of course the cocktail has to be slightly unhinged. The vodka with edible glitter is for their loud, hyper-online energy and constant screaming in caps like “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING” and “I SPILLED MY FUCKING WATER”. Sour apple liqueur reflects their sharp, meme-heavy humor and occasional confusion like “whats the meaning of this gif… ive never 100% understood the context and im scared ill use it wrong”. The strawberry soda/lemonade adds a sweet, pink vibe for their softer side and character brainrot, referencing things like “i need to draw preston in this” and their obsession with cute layouts in “the jury has decided the new layout WILL BE RUKO WHO'S CHEERING”. A dash of chili nods directly to their name and bio, the spicy chaos of ◞ 𓏼 𝓭𝖗𝖚𝖌 :เผ็ด!! ♪ and moments like “FREAKY BITCH..........”. Finally, the cotton candy garnish captures their whimsical, fandom-obsessed side and that slightly surreal energy in tweets like “for some reason I was walking in scvjool with a fursuit on and I saw elias and said 'hi elias I'm your fursona'”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a strong mix of curiosity, creativity, and analytical self-reflection that fits Ravenclaw best. They frequently dive into niche interests and ideas just to explore them, like wondering about the tech behind a potential voice system in a game: “if they do have one, do you think it'll be the similar to the old version or something like a vocal synthesiser where you can make them sing at different pitches and rhythms?”. They are consistently generating creative projects and concepts—charts, art, OCs, and jokeloid ideas—such as “i wanna make a whole thread of toon turf characters and a vocaloid equivelent. so🧵” and “wait this gave me an idea should i make an utau fo the screaming chicken and cover looping the rooms”. They also analyze their own behavior and language usage, like reconsidering how they’ve been using slang in “just realised i might have been using 'low key' in the exact OPPOSITE meaning the whole time… im sorry for high key butchering your excellent aave slang”, which shows self-awareness and a desire to understand things correctly. While they have moments of strong emotion and loyalty to their interests, the dominant throughline is inquisitiveness and inventive thinking, making Ravenclaw the best fit overall.

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A fitting song for them is World is Mine by Hatsune Miku, because it matches both their loud, chaotic humor and deep Vocaloid/UTAU fixation. They constantly post about Vocaloid-related stuff like “something about this ad just itches my brain in the right spot. miku's illustration and the dance, the fast pace and DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE MUSIC. SUCH A BANGER” and showing off their “teto nendoroid”, which fits a classic, iconic Miku track. The song’s bratty, dramatic energy parallels their timeline full of capslock meltdowns and jokes, like “I SPILLED MY FUCKING WATER” and “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PRESTUSSY IS TAKEN”. They also have a playful, self-aware way of talking about themselves, e.g. “age: 13 gender: trans dude sexuality: bi? ... eye color: evil blue”, which matches the song’s over-the-top, main-character attitude. Overall, World is Mine captures their blend of fandom obsession, theatrical reactions, and “I’m the gremlin protagonist of my own timeline” vibe.

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