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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and very online but ultimately good‑hearted. Their timeline is full of gremlin energy and shitposting, like “sometimes i just be saying shit” and “tfw you have the Body of a Pig 😂😂😂🤣🤣#RELATABLE”, which echoes Bart’s constant stream of dumb but endearing gags. They’re self‑aware about attention and clout, complaining about follower counts and posting things like “big twt accounts posting about only getting 2k on a tweet”, similar to Bart’s craving for recognition. At the same time, they’re affectionate and loyal in an over-the-top way, especially with their selfship, shown in tweets like “my idiot husband who I love” and “heart emoji I love you stinky., ”, mirroring Bart’s softer side with the people (and pets) he cares about. Their mix of irreverent humor, occasional edginess, and genuine warmth feels much more Bart than any other Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they downplay their presence and joke about low engagement, e.g. “i never even use this account lol who even fw vib in the big 26 I'm crine”, and use a private account for closer connections, suggesting a smaller, trusted circle over broad socializing. Their interests and humor show Intuition over Sensing: they focus on fandoms, hypotheticals, and meta-commentary like “silksong is a psyop made the hollow knight creators its never going to be at any Nintendo direct PROVE ME WRONGGG” and speculative game thoughts such as “WHAT IF THIS IS SET BEFORE SPLATOON 3 ?>?”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, centering emotions and relationships: they gush over their self-ship husband (“My handsome husband eeeehehehe”, “my idiot husband who I love”) and defend younger people from harassment in a values-focused way, as in “harassing a 16 year old for a 100% valid take 90% being grown adults like omfg go outsideee”. Their timeline feels spontaneous and reactive rather than planned, showing Perceiving: they bounce between topics, spam affection for Stinky (“stinky.,, 💘💘💘💘…”), and admit to just posting whatever comes to mind with “sometimes i just be saying shit”. The combination of introspective self-deprecation, strong emotional attachments, fandom idealism, and unstructured posting aligns best with INFP.

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18 • he/him • Bi gamer & self-shipper married to Stinky the cat 🐱💍 | Splatoon & Animal Crossing brainrot | Once muted a tweet and it hit 500 likes– @vib_bee2

Your signature cocktail
This drink is neon and unapologetically green because they won’t shut up about their "green animal crossing cat" husband: “green animal crossing cat mwah mwahhh”, “stinky animal crossing heart emoji send tweet”, and the very clear announcement that “i selfship with stinky btw anyway bye chat”. Midori’s playful sweetness matches their certified silly posting style and lines like “sometimes i just be saying shit”, while the cloudy apple soda keeps it light and bubbly rather than heavy. A blue curaçao float nods to their love for colorful games and online fandom chaos, from Splatoon hype like “holy hype” to joking about GTA and consoles in “How I'm gonna be playing gta6 in 2026 with 30fps because I'm not annoying and can live with it”. The dash of lime adds a sour bite for their occasional sharp takes and exasperated posts like “another reminder i should never interact with stantwt jesus what the fuck”. Finally, the glitter or popping candy rim reflects how their timeline feels: chaotic, sparkly, and a little unhinged—in the same spirit as “only certified schizo posts” and their dramatic all-caps reactions like “HELLPPPP HELP MEEEEEEE”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently present themselves as deeply loyal and relationship‑oriented, especially through their ongoing, affectionate self‑ship with Stinky: tweets like “my idiot husband who I love”, “My handsome husband eeeehehehe”, and the massive gush “stinky.,, 💘💘💘…” all show a very devoted, soft spot for a favorite character. That same loyalty extends to friends and mutuals: they say “THATS MY OOMF WITH A HIT TWEET WE LOVE YOU OOMF”, send holiday well‑wishes with “Merry Christmas oomfs”, and ask community‑minded questions like “how does one join gnbtwt chat”, suggesting they value belonging and camaraderie. They also show a patient, gentle enthusiasm for their hobbies: finishing games and stories in full and celebrating them—“just finished all of the splatoon series 11/10 I loved it all” and “finished Splatoon 3's hero mode yesterday it was peak”—reflects a steady, appreciative sort of dedication rather than a competitive or clout‑chasing vibe. While they have opinions and jokes, their timeline centers more on affection, celebration of friends and fandoms, and a generally supportive tone, which aligns much more with Hufflepuff’s loyalty and kindness than with the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the bold self‑assertion of Gryffindor.

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A well-known song that fits them best is “Geek in the Pink” by Jason Mraz. Their timeline is playful, self-aware, and a little chaotic in a fun way, like when they say “sometimes i just be saying shit” and joke about their own clout with tweets like “retweet if you remember when i had motion on this site”. The song’s confident, dorky energy matches their unapologetic nerdiness about games and fandoms, such as “just finished all of the splatoon series 11/10 I loved it all” and “new animal crossing game next 5 years im expecting it”. Their loud, affectionate self-shipping with Stinky (“i selfship with stinky btw anyway bye chat” and “My handsome husband eeeehehehe”) mirrors the song’s theme of proudly owning your quirks and tastes. Overall, the track’s bouncy, slightly unhinged but warm vibe matches their blend of shitposting, tender fandom love, and self-aware humor.

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