Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently uses jokes and wordplay, like the cable pun in “voce tem cabo tipo c? tipo eu???? (gargalhos)” and mocking trends in “nova trend do insta: vender mounjaro”.
- Affectionate: Shows care for friends and family, congratulating in “Feliz natal + feliz aniversário gustavo celani” and missing friends in “sdds do meu amigo linco junio :/”.
- Social: Posts often about parties, festivals, and going out, like “sextou no bareback” and carnival/bloco plans in “melhor bloco do carna quem vamos..”.
- Introspective: Reflects on life and emotions in tweets like “a vida eh so trabalho mesmo?”, “as vezes mente cheia tb eh oficina do diabo”, and “a verdade é que”.
- Playful: Uses cute language and memes, such as “a vida eh mt boa quando vc faz as coisuxas…” and the creative text art in “indo ali (̅_̅_̅(̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅(ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็…”.
Weaknesses:
- Risky-lifestyle: Mentions heavy partying and substances, like “algum sortudo no coreu vai achar 1g de dry que perdi 💔” and “O primeiro cigarro após o treino é sempre o melhor ne”.
- Emotional-volatility: Oscillates between high-energy fun and frustration or sadness, as in “ja engoli muita porra calado, isso vai mudar..” and the melancholy tone of “wake me up when september ends…”.
- Procrastination: Complains about weekdays and work in “pq Deus criou tantos dias de semana” and “a vida eh so trabalho mesmo?”, hinting at struggle with routine responsibilities.
- Conflict-avoidance: Expresses holding things in instead of addressing them directly in “ja engoli muita porra calado, isso vai mudar..”, suggesting difficulty confronting issues early.
- Escapist-tendencies: Often frames fun, parties, and games as relief from real life, like spending “7 horas de rocket league” and describing the post-carnival emptiness in “depois desses dias corridos, cheio de serotonina, virá um vazio, uma tristeza.”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The overall vibe is closest to Bart Simpson: playful, chaotic, and irreverently funny, but with an underlying loyalty to friends and a streak of unexpected self-awareness. There’s constant joking about partying, weed, and chaos, like “vou fazer enem na disney 🤩”, “sextou no bareback”, and “algum sortudo no coreu vai achar 1g de dry que perdi 💔”, which fits Bart’s mischievous, rule-bending side. The humor is often absurd and trolling, for example “meu filho irá se chamar Abracadabra da Silva” and “voce tem cabo tipo c? tipo eu???? (gargalhos)”, very in line with Bart’s constant joking. At the same time, there are flashes of emotional depth and reflection, like “as vezes mente cheia tb eh oficina do diabo” and “a vida eh so trabalho mesmo?”, echoing how Bart sometimes reveals hidden sensitivity. The strong attachment to friends and shared memories, shown in tweets such as “sdds do meu amigo linco junio :/” and “vou sair hj pra um churrasco mas ai eu lembrei que vou ta sem meus amigos queridos…”, mirrors Bart’s deep loyalty beneath all the clowning.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reference parties, festivals, and wanting to be tagged to "pretend" they’re out too, e.g. “quem for sair hoje ai me marca no instagram pra eu repostar e fingir q to me divertindo tbm”, plus endless mentions of blocos, churrasco, and clubs like Bareback and Guarapas Bar. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they play with ideas and metaphors rather than concrete detail, like “as vezes mente cheia tb eh oficina do diabo” and the philosophical tone in “a vida eh so trabalho mesmo?”. They seem more Feeling than Thinking: they emphasize vibes, friendships, and emotions, as in “só o amor salva” and “vou ta sem meus amigos queridos lincoln junio e guilherme saldanha tipo ngm la vai me entender so pelo olhar”, with little interest in logical argument. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they embrace spontaneity and chaos—getting pulled by parties and festivals instead of following plans, like “indo ali ser arrastado pelo hot” and joking about life as a flow of “coisuxas” rather than a schedule in “a vida eh mt boa quando vc faz as coisuxas e vai aqui e vai ali”. Taken together—social, vibe-focused, metaphorical, and spontaneous—ENFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You dreamed you were on Summoner’s Rift, but plot twist: I’m the real objective. Want to duo-queue life instead of just Rocket League marathons and ranked games? 👀
- You said, “After carnival” and “What a beautiful day, enjoy it” — so how about next carnival we test that theory that some people have vision and some don’t… and see if you can envision waking up next to me on Ash Wednesday?
- Only someone who saves a video ‘for when I step in Bahia’ and defends Guarapas Bar with that much passion could have vibes I actually trust. I don’t need the tarot cards to know it: tô vendo que você é meu tipo.
- If reels can be dinner and Snapchat streaks can be 5 years of history, I think we’re allowed to call one drink at Guarapas Bar ‘our place’ already. Let’s go there and prove that ‘only love saves’ was low‑key a spoiler of our first date.
- You: ‘The first cigarette after training is the best, right?’ Me: wrong. The best thing after training is a cold drink, a Lagum album drop, and you telling me in person that you’re ‘calma vida tá dboa’ because I finally arrived.
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Your new Twitter bio
BH-based, surviving weekdays, chasing carnival, Rocket League sessions & new music. Once lost 1g at a party and turned it into a life lesson in chill.– @victrtote
Your signature cocktail
Calma Vida Highscore Highball
This drink starts with a base of cachaça – a shoutout to Belo Horizonte nights, So Track Boa plans, and bar lore like “tinha mais mineiro do que carioca no bardellas ontem” and the love for “Guarapas Bar. the best place in bh”. The cachaça is infused with Twix-style caramel and biscuit to honor their simple cravings and humor in “queria comer um twix”. Cold brew coffee captures the gamer grind and late-night energy of “7 horas de rocket league” and existential tweets like “a vida eh so trabalho mesmo?”. Sparkling water with lime keeps it light and bubbly for their carnival and festival vibe, from “melhor bloco do carna quem vamos..” to “vou fazer enem na disney 🤩”. A dash of herbal liqueur represents the mystical, slightly chaotic side – tarot, evil-eye protection, and lines like “Cega Eles Vovó 🧿” and “Vamos ver o que as cartas dizem:”. Finally, an edible glitter rim embodies their theatrical, dramatic flair from the location “onde a maldade não alcança 🎭” and the constant balance between chaos and reassurance in “calma vida” and “calma vida ta dboa”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a warm, low-ego, people-focused vibe that fits Hufflepuff more than any other house. There’s a strong emphasis on cherishing friendships and shared history, like when they say “só quem tem 2k de foguinho com seu amigo no snapchat vai entender nao sao so dois mil foguinhos sao 5 anos de historia um dia vcs entenderão..” and when they lament going to a barbecue without their close friends because “ngm la vai me entender so pelo olhar” in this tweet. They also highlight and defend beloved local spaces and communities with affection rather than elitism, for example “li tudo e NINGUEM odeia o Guarapas Bar. o melhor lugar de bh continua intacto”, which shows loyalty to their social environment. The tone of many tweets is soft and inclusive, like “só o amor salva” and the playful celebration of everyday joys in “a vida eh mt boa quando vc faz as coisuxas e vai aqui e vai ali e vê seus amiguxos…”, which reflects a fundamentally kind, down-to-earth outlook. While there are hints of wit and some hedonistic chaos, there’s little sign of the sharp ambition of Slytherin, the heroic bravado of Gryffindor, or a defining focus on intellect like Ravenclaw—what stands out most is loyalty, affection for friends, and a desire for simple shared happiness, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
good 4 u - Olivia Rodrigo
Their timeline swings between chaos, irony, and emotional whiplash in a way that fits the bitter-but-energetic mood of good 4 u. They joke about vices and self-sabotage, like “O primeiro cigarro após o treino é sempre o melhor ne” and “algum sortudo no coreu vai achar 1g de dry que perdi 💔”, which echoes the song’s reckless, coping-through-messiness energy. There’s also a thread of frustration and hurt, as in “suas intencoes nao sao puras seu coracao nao eh bonito eu nao fodo com a sua vibe” and “ja engoli muita porra calado, isso vai mudar..”, aligning with the lyrics about pretending to be okay while still being angry. At the same time, they keep everything upbeat and social—Carnaval, parties, and friends—like “hj eh sexta e o dia ta lindo nada mais importa” and “a vida eh mt boa quando vc faz as coisuxas e vai aqui e vai ali e vê seus amiguxos”, which mirrors the song’s high-energy pop-punk vibe despite the emotional turmoil underneath. Overall, the mix of humor, drama, and ‘I’m hurt but I’m outside living’ makes good 4 u a strong match for their personality.
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