Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses playful, irreverent jokes like comparing Augusta to a bakery for sausage hunters in “esse augusta é tipo uma panificadora, todo mundo se faz de pão pra ganhar linguiça”.
- Emotionally-aware: Openly expresses feelings, from missing people in “sdds dele” and “sodade do meu amor” to frustration in “Eu acho que ru vou explodir pqp💔💔”.
- Affectionate: Frequently seeks and expresses affection, like wanting male affection in “Quero sentir afeto masculino” and the habit of calling others “amor”, “gatinho” in “Tenho um péssimo hábito de chamar as pessoas de 'amor', 'gatinho', 'meu bem'”.
- Social: Often plans or attends social events, such as drinking at parties in “Indo ali me entupir de bebida na joyce's party” and inviting people to the bar in “auem vai ao bar cmg pra ver o jogo do vasco”.
- Self-accepting: Shows comfort with identity and sexuality, clearly stating in “nunca tive problema com sexualidade, sempre soube que era viado” and embracing explicit sexual preferences in multiple tweets like “Gosto de fuder na sala...”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive-language: Frequently uses harsh or explosive wording when upset, like “Mds eu consigo odiar mto esse filho duma puta pqp” and “CACHORRO MALDITOOOOOO”.
- Sex-focused: A large portion of posts revolve around explicit sex, e.g. “Todos sabem que o melhor palavrão pra falar no sexo é 'caralho'” and “amo pintos”.
- Overattached: Shows strong difficulty letting go of people, as seen in “Gente é mto estranho pensar que eu era melhor amigo desse mano e agr a gente mal olha pra caraum do outro” and missing exes in “sdds dele”.
- Self-sabotaging: Makes choices that may hurt well-being, like heavy drinking plans alone in “comprei o vinho mais barato do mercado e vou me passar em casa msm” and “Comprei uma garrafa de gin e energético e agr to só esperando o sábado pra me passar lá em casa msm”.
- Emotionally-reactive: Expresses intense mood swings, such as wanting to explode in “Eu acho que ru vou explodir pqp💔💔” and feeling very upset after discovering something in “Descobri um ngc r agr to puto da vida”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user combines chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and a lot of libido-driven commentary in a way that strongly resembles Homer Simpson. They talk openly about sex and desire, like in “Gosto de fuder na sala Gosto de fuder no quarto Gosto de transar fumando” and “Todos sabem que o melhor palavrão pra falar no sexo é 'caralho'”, mirroring Homer’s constant focus on pleasure and instant gratification. Their love of drinking and partying, shown in “Indo ali me entupir de bebida na joyce's party” and “comprei o vinho mais barato do mercado e vou me passar em casa msm”, fits Homer’s classic beer-and-fun lifestyle. At the same time, there is emotional vulnerability and longing, like “Te extraño :/” and “sdds dele”, echoing how Homer is often secretly sentimental under the jokes. Their dramatic, over-the-top reactions, such as “Eu acho que ru vou explodir pqp💔💔” and “vou morrer”, also feel very Homer-like in intensity and tone.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly mention parties and social plans like “Indo ali me entupir de bebida na joyce's party”, going to bars and rodízios such as “acho que hoje eu me meto la no centro pra tomar litrao e ver o jogo do vasco”, and inviting mutuals out (“vou sortear um mutual pra ir ao terreiro comigo sexta”). They are strongly Sensing (S), focusing on concrete, bodily and day‑to‑day experiences: drinking cheap wine at home (“comprei o vinho mais barato do mercado e vou me passar em casa msm”), sex and physical affection (“Gosto de fuder na sala Gosto de fuder no quarto Gosto de transar fumando”), and practical complaints about work and coffee prices (“amigos voltei a trabalhar hoje e não estou gostando”, “Onde que vcs compram esse café pq eu tô pagando menos de 19 reais no meu”). Their posts show a clear Feeling (F) priority: they lead with emotions and relationships, e.g. “Quem não chora não mama e eu tenho mamado mto pq sou mto chorona”, “Te extraño :/”, and “queria aqui agradecer a todos que foram ao rodízio comigo pra comemorar meu aniversário”, and they admit emotional habits causing trouble like “Tenho um péssimo hábito de chamar as pessoas de 'amor', 'gatinho', 'meu bem' e etc E isso já tá me dando mto problema”. Finally, they look very Perceiving (P): spontaneous, impulsive and flexible rather than structured, as in “Quero fzr um ngc porém não irei dissertar sobre”, deciding last‑minute to drink or go out (“amigos irei fzr um bolo, comprar um refrigerante e me tacar na pn”), and joking about getting into kimbanda on a whim (“nao vai ter jeito, vou ter que entrar na kimbanda”). Put together, the outgoing, sensory‑oriented, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous style is best captured by ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your dream is to be a ‘peituda metida’ one day, but honestly, with the way you tweet about sex, booze, and Vasco, you already have main-character energy — I just want a supporting role with kissing scenes.
- You go to terreiro, want ‘beijo na jugular’, love air fryer, and drink cheap wine alone at home… are you sure you’re not secretly the perfect boyfriend DLC I’m supposed to unlock by replying to this tweet?
- You once said it’s awful seeing someone living your dream — so if your dream is ‘afeto masculino’ and a guy who actually moans, I’m totally available to be that frustratingly perfect example in your timeline.
- You’re out here tweeting ‘amo pintos’, ‘gosto de fuder na sala’ and still complaining you’re only stuffing yourself with gin and wine at home… have you considered upgrading the package and including me in that very educational practical lesson?
- You joked that Augusta is a bakery where everyone acts like bread to get sausage; I may not be from Augusta, but I can definitely rise to the occasion if you decide to test that theory outside Twitter.
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Manaus • cries at parties, negotiates with orixás on weekdays • client calls, bar nights & oversharing online—somehow still mostly functional– @vicu_vaporubi
Your signature cocktail
Banheira de Exu Spritz
This cocktail starts with cheap dry gin, a nod to their proudly chaotic plans to get wasted at home: “Comprei uma garrafa de gin e energético e agr to só esperando o sábado pra me passar lá em casa msm” and “comprei o vinho mais barato do mercado e vou me passar em casa msm”. Guaraná soda or energy drink represents their high-energy, horny-tweet-at-midnight vibe and love of getting hyped alone: “depois da meia noite eu tenho um segredo bem bacana pra te contar kk” and their general party mode. An açaí liqueur or syrup brings in a deep purple sweetness for the emotional, saudade side of them that misses people and craves affection: “Te extraño :/” and “Quero sentir afeto masculino”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity, just like their brutally honest, sexual and sarcastic humor: “Todos sabem que o melhor palavrão pra falar no sexo é 'caralho'” and “É por causa de gente assim que o shampoo vem com instruções”. Finally, a smoked salt rim evokes their Umbanda/kimbanda and Exu references, grounding the drink in something mystical and a bit dangerous: “amigos spoiler, sexta tem dnv e vai ser de exu”, “irei sim a um terreiro hoje”, and their joking threat: “nao vai ter jeito, vou ter que entrar na kimbanda”. This is a strong, sweet‑and‑sharp, experimental spritz made to be drunk in a bathtub with someone who might or might not be inviting you for a wild time: “to começando a achar que esse mano tá me chamando pra um banheirao(???)”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, intensity of feeling, and willingness to throw themselves into situations head‑first. They’re emotionally direct and dramatic about conflict, as in “Mds eu consigo odiar mto esse filho duma puta pqp” and “Descobri um ngc r agr to puto da vida”, which fits the house’s hot‑blooded, confrontational vibe. Their tweets about getting into risky or intense experiences — drinking hard, partying, and sexual bravado like “Não vou sair se for sozinho ent comprei o vinho mais barato do mercado e vou me passar em casa msm” and “Gosto de fuder na sala Gosto de fuder no quarto Gosto de transar fumando” — show a taste for bold, sometimes reckless behavior over cautiousness. They also show a readiness to "take hits" for others or for their feelings, as in “me fazendo de colete pra levar um tiro”, which strongly suggests Gryffindor’s throw‑yourself‑in front‑line courage over Slytherin’s self‑preservation. While there are hints of loyalty and sentiment (e.g. missing people, cherishing friends), the dominant traits are passionate, impulsive, and confrontational — classic Gryffindor energy rather than the steadiness of Hufflepuff or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
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Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
Their timeline mixes chaos, humor, sex-positivity, and hedonism in a way that fits perfectly with the carefree, rebellious energy of Girls Just Want to Have Fun. They talk constantly about partying and drinking, like when they say they’re going to “me entupir de bebida” at a party and buy cheap wine and gin just to get wasted at home: “Indo ali me entupir de bebida na joyce's party” and “comprei o vinho mais barato do mercado e vou me passar em casa msm”. There’s also a playful, openly sexual side in tweets like “Gosto de fuder na sala Gosto de fuder no quarto Gosto de transar fumando” and “Todos sabem que o melhor palavrão pra falar no sexo é 'caralho'”, echoing the song’s unapologetic desire to enjoy life. At the same time, they’re dramatic and emotional about love, sex, and affection, seen in “Quero sentir afeto masculino” and “Eu acho que ru vou explodir pqp💔💔”, which fits the song’s tension between wanting freedom and craving connection. Overall, their mix of partying, drama, and not taking life too seriously makes this song the best fit.
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