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Your Simpsons character
They come off as an intelligent, opinionated nerd with very specific tastes, which fits Lisa. Like Lisa’s mix of bookishness and niche passions, they gush over authors and media such as “yukio mishima ☺️”, “lrtl nabokov is one of my favorite writers”, and urge people to “play beyond eden pls” or watch LOGH in “a lot of you should watch logh”. Lisa’s moral streak that sometimes turns cutting is echoed in their cranky media/fandom takes, like “you should stop interacting with tweets that are made purely to receive attention. I'm tired of seeing the same recycled shit throughout the years.” and “I block people who call ANY ship consisting of non related characters 'family coded'”. At the same time, they’re constantly studying and stressed by university exams, admitting “I'm busy with the exams at my uni. I feel like the only joy I currently have in my life is pixiv and ao3.”, which mirrors Lisa’s overachiever anxiety. Finally, their mix of earnestness and sharp, sometimes dark humor about fandom and ships—like “I think that preferring yaoi to yuri/het is as 'evil' as preferring cats to dogs or tea to coffee is”—fits Lisa’s blend of principled opinions and sardonic wit more than any other main Simpson.

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They come across as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they mention being busy with exams and finding joy mostly in solitary fandom/media consumption, e.g. “I'm busy with the exams at my uni. I feel like the only joy I currently have in my life is pixiv and ao3.”, and they don’t talk about large friend groups or social events. Their interests and jokes are highly conceptual and fandom-meta, pointing to intuition (N) rather than sensing – they love abstract scenarios and AU concepts like “east german eren and west german reiner... 🤔” and elaborate hypotheticals such as “yeagers are having a family dinner. eren: daddy, can you pass me the salt? grisha and zeke are both reaching for the salt shaker.”. Their tone is sharply evaluative and principle-driven, leaning thinking (T): they critique fandom behavior bluntly in tweets like “you should stop interacting with tweets that are made purely to receive attention. I'm tired of seeing the same recycled shit throughout the years.” and “I block people who call ANY ship consisting of non related characters 'family coded'”, focusing on consistency rather than harmony. They seem more perceiving (P) than judging: they often act on impulse (“I want to say something mean, but I won't for now” in this tweet), complain about laziness and lack of structure (“I am too lazy to make an introduction tweet of any sorts 😂”), and reference deleting tweets when they feel too moralistic rather than sticking to a clear, pre-planned persona (“всякий раз, когда мне кажется, что мой твит вышел слишком моралистским, я удаляю его”). Taken together – solitary media focus, abstract fandom theorizing, blunt logical critiques, and a flexible, somewhat chaotic approach to posting and life – they most closely resemble an INTP profile.

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Alya | 19 | aroace fujo navigating uni, migraines, and too many AO3 tabs. Once packed a parcel so lovingly it became my main personality trait.– @viennesewwaffle

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This cocktail leans strong, bitter, and a little decadent—perfect for someone who tweets things like “I think floch should tie eren up and fuck him with his handgun” while cramming for exams and living off pixiv and AO3, as in “I'm busy with the exams at my uni. I feel like the only joy I currently have in my life is pixiv and ao3.”. The coffee liqueur nods to their love of chaotic caffeine, per “люблю кофе, после которого на следующий день дрищешь как не в себя”, fueling late-night fic dives and ship discourse. The bitter amaro with chocolate notes represents their sharp, unapologetic opinions—like “normies are evil” and “I block people who call ANY ship consisting of non related characters 'family coded'”—wrapped in their favorite 🍫 aesthetic from “fun fact: this is my favorite emoji 🍫”. A dry sparkling wine topper captures their effervescent, shitposty humor, visible in lines like “yeagers are having a family dinner. eren: daddy, can you pass me the salt? grisha and zeke are both reaching for the salt shaker.” and their gleeful embrace of problematic ships like “uh oh, male on male incest clears, I fear!”. The smoked sea salt rim is for the constant low-level salt and dark edge—see “you are a piece of shit.” and “I think that a lot of 🕊🧣 stans are evil people and deserve zackly's chair for their behavior.”. Finally, the black cherry garnish adds a gothic, dramatic sweetness that fits a lolita, Mishima-reading, goth-music enjoyer who posts “yukio mishima ☺️” and ships like “reiner destroyed eren's prostate” while proudly declaring “EREN YEAGER IS STRICTLY AN UKE 🔁❌”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their tweets is an intellectual, media‑literate, and taste‑driven personality rather than pure edge or friendliness, which points to Ravenclaw. They repeatedly foreground art and ideas: listing favorite writer Nabokov and urging others to consume specific works like Legend of the Galactic Heroes and BL games, e.g. “a lot of you should watch logh” and “play beyond eden pls”. Their bio and “10 facts” tweet emphasize identity via media and study – they mention learning German for years just to access lore, “вот ради такого я и учу немецкий уже несколько лет”, and note university exams as central to their life, “I'm busy with the exams at my uni. I feel like the only joy I currently have in my life is pixiv and ao3.”. They show sharp, almost pedantic discernment about fandom discourse and ships, dismissing shallow attention-bait with “you should stop interacting with tweets that are made purely to receive attention. I'm tired of seeing the same recycled shit throughout the years.”, which is very Ravenclaw: valuing originality and thought over popularity. While they can be biting or edgy (which might look Slytherin at a glance), their main drive is curatorial taste, analysis, and consuming/producing intricate fictional "lore" (like tierlists and nuanced ship dynamics), more aligned with Ravenclaw’s love of ideas and niche knowledge than with ambition or power-seeking.

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