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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, studious, very into media and art, and quietly dramatic about life. Their wish to study Japanese again (“vontade incessante de voltar a estudar jp”) and their strong opinions on books and games (“orgulho e preconceito é chatinho”, “quanto mais tempo passa, pior eu enxergo o volume final de percy jackson, que troco mal escrito”, “drakengard é o melhor slop que ja joguei”) echo Lisa’s bookish, critical side. Their Catholic references and emotional reflection (“solenidade de Santa Maria, Mãe de Deus”, “talvez eu esteja começando a enxergar a simples beleza do inesperado… acho que finalmente posso dizer que tive um ano feliz”) parallel Lisa’s tendency toward deep, sometimes spiritual contemplation. At the same time, they show wry humor and a bit of self-aware melodrama (“eu simplesmente nao aguento mais as minhas 'férias'”, “raped by reality again”), which fits Lisa’s mix of earnestness and teen angst. Their love of niche media like Nier, Drakengard, Eurovision, and visual novels (“rota B de replicant”, “aya reativou meu hiperfoco na eurovision”) completes the picture of a Lisa-type: smart, sensitive, culturally obsessed, and slightly overdramatic in a charming way.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: many tweets center on solitary experiences like gaming and reading (e.g. finishing Nier: Automata in “terminei automata ha algumas horas, certamente foi algo”, playing Drakengard in “drakengard é o melhor slop que ja joguei”, and complaining about their "vacation" in “eu simplesmente nao aguento mais as minhas 'férias'”), and their social interactions seem small-scale and intimate rather than attention-seeking. Their interests and language are intuitive: they gravitate to conceptual media and meta takes, like reflecting on Japanese art discourse in “é muito engraçado que essa discussão sobre japoneses entenderem mais de arte japonesa tenha surgido por causa de jujutsu...”, philosophizing about unexpected beauty in “talvez eu esteja começando a enxergar a simples beleza do inesperado”, and enjoying layered, odd works like Drakengard and Xenosaga. They lean feeling over thinking: they frequently foreground emotions and aesthetics instead of structured argument, as in the poetic melancholy of “há descaminhos em meus passos uma sombra que abraço...” and gratitude for friends in “eu sou muito grato pelo ano que tive... e obrigado, meus queridos amigos”. Their tone is more expressive and value-driven than analytical, even when criticizing things (calling Percy Jackson “que troco mal escrito” in “quanto mais tempo passa, pior eu enxergo o volume final de percy jackson...” is framed as personal taste, not a structured critique). Finally, they feel perceiving rather than judging: they seem spontaneous and a bit chaotic, from accidental mishaps like “coisas que já derrubei dentro do vaso...” to impulsive media rabbit holes such as “aya reativou meu hiperfoco na eurovision” and trying (and failing) to patch Xenosaga in “passei a manha tentando baixar xenosaga com patch jp e nao deu certo”, suggesting a flexible, go-with-the-flow lifestyle rather than a rigidly planned one. Together this points most strongly to INFP: introverted, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous.

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Catholic bookworm & JRPG enjoyer. Once dropped my phone in the toilet and still finished Nier. Between mass, migraines & media threads since 200X.– @vigiargnomos

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with vodka infused with cinnamon liqueur and edible gold flakes, a nod to their taste for the slightly extravagant and Catholic aesthetic, like “tomei licor de canela com fios de ouro” and the reverence in “Solenidade de Santa Maria, Mãe de Deus”. The mango juice and energy drink base channels their chaotic, hyper-online energy and their confessed preference that “mango loco é o único sabor de monster que gostei até então”. A measure of dry white vermouth brings in a literary and slightly bitter edge, representing their cranky media takes like “orgulho e preconceito é chatinho” and gripes about Percy Jackson in “quanto mais tempo passa, pior eu enxergo o volume final de percy jackson, que troco mal escrito”. The dash of saline reflects the melancholy and self-deprecating streak of “raped by reality again” and “eu simplesmente nao aguento mais as minhas 'férias'”, giving depth to the sweetness. Finally, the foamed milk top is a soft, almost holy cloud on top—an echo of “Silent night, holy night All is calm and all is bright” and the fragile fairytale vibe of “I’m in love with a fairytale even though it hurts”, making the cocktail look innocent while hiding a strong, complex core.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong, recurring love of learning and media analysis that points to Ravenclaw. They explicitly express a desire to return to studying Japanese in “vontade incessante de voltar a estudar jp”, and they put real thought into how fiction is written, criticizing structure and prose in “quanto mais tempo passa, pior eu enxergo o volume final de percy jackson, que troco mal escrito” and calling Pride and Prejudice "chatinho" in “orgulho e preconceito é chatinho”. Their media thread and monthly best-of list in “Um pouco diferente dos demais, fiz meu top de 2025, porém com a melhor obra que consumi em cada mês” show an organized, reflective approach to consuming art, very typical of Ravenclaw’s analytical side. They are drawn to complex, often cerebral works like Drakengard and NieR in “drakengard é o melhor slop que ja joguei” and “terminei automata ha algumas horas, certamente foi algo”, suggesting appreciation for layered narratives and themes rather than just surface entertainment. Even their casual commentary about niche debates on Japanese art in “é muito engraçado que essa discussão sobre japoneses entenderem mais de arte japonesa tenha surgido por causa de jujutsu, e não de sakura no uta, como nas outras 6767 vezes” shows cultural awareness, niche knowledge, and a wry, intellectual sense of humor. Overall, the consistent pattern is curiosity, critical thinking, and media-focused reflection, which aligns far more with Ravenclaw than with the other houses.

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The song Fairytale fits them perfectly because they literally quote it in one tweet, writing “I’m in love with a fairytale even though it hurts”, which is the core line and sentiment of the song. They also mention that “aya reativou meu hiperfoco na eurovision é incrível como eu tenho uma relacao de amor e ódio com essa competicao”, and Fairytale is one of Eurovision’s most iconic winners, tying directly into their current obsession. The lyrics about romanticized pain and bittersweet nostalgia mirror their blend of irony and sincerity, like when they say “talvez eu esteja começando a enxergar a simples beleza do inesperado eu sou muito grato pelo ano que tive” while still joking about chaos in other tweets such as “raped by reality again”. This balance of self‑aware suffering, humor, and emotional intensity is exactly the tone of Fairytale, making it the best fit for them.

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