Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense support for Flamengo and football, e.g. “EU AMO MEI TIME VAO SS FUDER TODOS VCS PORRA” and multiple rivalry tweets about Corinthians.
- Humorous self-awareness: Often jokes about herself and her life, like “onde fica Itália & França? dumb demais eu” and laughing at her own profile posting twice in “wtf percebi agora q meu twt as vezes posta minhas coisas duas vezes”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about love and vulnerability in “me sinto meio mal pelo fato que depois de anos eu finalmente senti oq é gostar de alguém” and “I miss giving kisses I miss being 'love love' nois so quer amar porra..”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows care and nostalgia for people and pets, like “hoje em dia ela já deve estar tão crescidinha 😕 saudades dela” and “OLHEM COMO A NINI ERA FOFINHA”.
- Playful creativity: Engages in creative identity and fandom play, e.g. “eu sou a vitoria e essas sao minhas bandeiras 😛🙌”, cosplay plans in “duas curtidas eu compro o cosplay da madoka”, and character comparisons like using Hachi as her WhatsApp photo.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses hostile phrasing, e.g. “eu vou matar cada um de vcs”, “vai se fuder escola”, and insults like “um nariz DESTE tamanho... o mundo ta ficando sem oxigênio por conta dessa praga”.
- Self-destructive jokes: Makes repeated jokes about death and self-harm, such as “vou me mata”, “ai como eu wueria ganhar um buque vou me mata”, and engaging with prompts including suicide in “qual dessas notícias sobre mim é mais fácil de acreditar?”.
- Impulsive communication: Tweets intense reactions in the moment, like “fudeu pqp”, “tenho quase certeza que tem outra kkkkkkkkkkk vou pular fora”, and long all-caps rants such as “SEM CHORO SEM CHORO SEM CHORO...”.
- Family frustration: Expresses irritation with her mother and family, e.g. “mds por isso nao gosto q minha mãe me leve pros lugares ela vai ficar a semana inteira falando” and “minha mãe nao para de me zoar... odeio a sociedade”.
- Academic disengagement: Shows low motivation toward school, like “vai se fuder escola”, celebrating skipping in “fugimos da escola e agora estamos comprando sorvete do mc donalds”, and cursing about an upcoming exam in “buceta amanhã tem prova neste caralho ora merda”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, funny, rebellious, and constantly clowning on school, family, and rivals. The irreverent tone and love of stirring trouble show up in posts like "EU AMO MEI TIME VAO SS FUDER TODOS VCS PORRA" and "mlk 1x0 ja kkkkk CHORA chorinthias", which feel very much like Bart heckling people during a game. Their attitude toward school in "vai se fuder escola" and sneaking out in "fugimos da escola e agora estamos comprando sorvete do mc donalds 😮" are textbook Bart-style rebellion. The dramatic humor about life and death, like "vou me mata" and "eu vou matar cada um de vcs", mirrors Bart’s over-the-top, darkly comedic flair rather than genuine malice. At the same time, the user shows hidden softness and romantic confusion in "me sinto meio mal pelo fato que depois de anos eu finalmente senti oq é gostar de alguém…" and "I miss giving kisses I miss being 'love love' nois so quer amar porra..", echoing how Bart occasionally reveals a vulnerable, earnest side beneath his chaos.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They come across as strongly extroverted: they constantly talk about friends, school, and social chaos, like skipping class for McDonald’s – “fugimos da escola e agora estamos comprando sorvete do mc donalds 😮” – and openly share emotional moments and inside jokes with mutuals and quotes, suggesting they gain energy from interaction and visibility. Their focus is concrete and sensory rather than abstract: they tweet about haircuts, exams, sports, trips, cosplays and everyday mishaps – “minha mãe nao para de me zoar por conta q eu cortei mais a franja do que deveria odeio a sociedade” and “buceta amanhã tem prova neste caralho ora merda” – instead of theory or big-picture analysis, which fits Sensing. Decisions and reactions are very feelings‑driven and relational: they talk about jealousy, wanting bouquets, missing kisses, and being the “dream daughter‑in‑law” – “I miss giving kisses I miss being 'love love' nois so quer amar porra..” and “eu sou no mínimo a nora dos sonhos tá?” – which points to Feeling over detached logic. Their style is spontaneous, impulsive, and unstructured: skipping school, joking about buying more cosplay, and changing their mind mid‑tweet – “mãe deixa eu sair eu prometo que não vou gastar 300 reais em outro cosplay fuleiro da shopee” and “tenho quase certeza que tem outra kkkkkkkkkkk vou pular fora” – all suggest a Perceiving, live‑in‑the‑moment approach rather than rigid planning. The combination of high social energy, concrete focus on fun and aesthetics, emotional expressiveness, and impulsive decisions aligns best with ESFP – the energetic, dramatic, people‑oriented performer type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hating being ‘Nana’ in metadinhas and wanting to cosplay Madoka is so real, but plot twist: I kind of want you as the main character in *my* little shoujo anime arc.
- You yelling ‘EU AMO MEI TIME’ and bullying ‘chorinthias’ is hot, but imagine this: Flamengo winning, you screaming on the TL, and me in the DMs asking, ‘so when do I get to be your nora dos sonhos?’
- You said you finally learned what it’s like to really like someone after years… if you ever want to test that new feeling on a mentally unstable but beautiful person, I volunteer as tribute.
- You escaping school to buy McDonald’s ice cream in the rain after being chased by a facção indígena in Pernambuco… that’s not a red flag, that’s exactly the kind of chaos I want to go on dates with.
- You’re 1.63, a Libra, terminally online, complaining about your bangs and wanting a bouquet—honestly, just say you’re the perfect excuse for me to show up with flowers and a ‘sorry I’m late, traffic on the way to Carapicuíba’ speech.
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14 • Flamengo enthusiast & future cosplayer-in-chief. Once skipped school for McDonald’s ice cream and called it ‘field research’ on happiness.– @viivi_sk
Your signature cocktail
Vitória Copyright Chaos Spritz
This drink starts with fiery chili-infused cachaça, because anyone who tweets things like "to com diabo no coro mlk" and "eu vou matar cada um de vcs" clearly needs a strong, chaotic base spirit. The red fruit soda is a nod to her Flamengo heart and endless ❤️🖤 spam like "❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️", giving the cocktail a loud, torcida-vibes fizz. Sparkling rosé adds soft, romantic chaos for the girl who misses being "love love" in "I miss giving kisses I miss being 'love love' nois so quer amar porra.." and finally "se apaixonou for real" in "resumindo: depois de anos vitória copyright da silva se apaixonou for real 🤓". A dash of citrus bitters represents the bitter humor and dramatic outbursts of "vou me mata" and "vai se fuder escola", giving the drink an angsty edge under the sweetness. The cotton-candy syrup captures her cute, teen, slightly unhinged vibe from "MOOTS DO IT !! name: vitória ... age: 14" and her love of feeling like a "bonequinha" in "eu amo essa minha foto eu to feito uma bonequinha nela", making it a bubbly, pink, overdramatic chaos spritz—just like her timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Vitória shows strong Gryffindor energy through impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and a tendency to jump into conflict head‑first. The over-the-top football rivalry and trash talk in tweets like “EU AMO MEI TIME VAO SS FUDER TODOS VCS PORRA” and “mlk 1x0 ja kkkkk CHORA chorinthias” point to a bold, confrontational style that fits Gryffindor’s fiery temperament. She frequently expresses anger or threats in an exaggerated way, such as “eu vou matar cada um de vcs” and “vai se fuder escola”, which reads as hot‑blooded and reactive rather than coldly strategic (so less Slytherin). Her willingness to openly talk about feeling mentally unstable and deeply emotional, as in bio “mentalmente instável e bonita” and reflections like “me sinto meio mal pelo fato que depois de anos eu finalmente senti oq é gostar de alguém…”, shows a heart‑on‑sleeve courage typical of Gryffindor rather than Ravenclaw detachment. Even her jokes about risky or chaotic situations, like “a gente foi perseguido por uma faccao de indígena no meio da chuva 👍 pernambuco e foda kkkkkk” and skipping school to buy ice cream in “fugimos da escola e agora estamos comprando sorvete do mc donalds 😮”, highlight recklessness and thrill‑seeking more than quiet loyalty or studiousness. Overall, her loud passion, impulsive reactions, and dramatic framing of everyday life align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream fits them because their timeline is pure chaotic teen energy, mixing drama, romance, and jokes about school and friends. They openly embrace being young and messy, like when they say "fugimos da escola e agora estamos comprando sorvete do mc donalds 😮" and "vai se fuder escola", which matches the song’s theme of living impulsively in the moment. There’s also a strong romantic longing in tweets like "I miss giving kisses I miss being 'love love' nois so quer amar porra.." and their detailed list of things they’ve received romantically in "o que você já recebeu romanticamente?". Their emotional swings, from "vou me mata" to celebrating love and crushes in "resumindo: depois de anos vitória copyright da silva se apaixonou for real 🤓", mirror the intense highs and lows of teenage feelings described in the song. Even their bio "mentalmente instável e bonita" and mood swings about family, school, and fandoms show the exact mix of vulnerability and confidence that Teenage Dream romanticizes.
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