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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, emotional, idealistic, and very online-ironic. They’re passionate, intense, and a little dramatic in a self-aware way, like when they say “por qué el año está siendo tan cruel” and “it is not for the weak en serio”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to feel everything deeply. Their mix of spirituality and personal reflection in tweets like “esto es bastante personal para alguien que decidió construir su vínculo con Dios de nuevo” and “Dios da Dios quita” mirrors Lisa’s introspective, searching relationship with morality and belief. At the same time, they’re a devoted fan with obsessive, nerdy love for their faves, e.g. BTS and Rosalía, as seen in “a bangtan lo protege algún enigma bendito en este universo” and “DIOS LA BENDIGA HOY Y SIEMPRE TE AMO ROSALIA”, just like Lisa with jazz, causes, and her idols. Their sarcastic, politically-tinged frustration in posts like “por eso estamos en la decadencia de espacios públicos en este país” also fits Lisa’s socially aware, fed-up side. Overall, they come across as brainy, emotional, socially conscious, and extremely expressive online—very Lisa-coded, just with a more chaotic Twitter vocabulary.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly social, full of reactions to fandom drama, concerts, and shared jokes, and they frequently center themselves in loud, public emotions like “escabiando un martes vergüenza es robar” and the playful self‑focus of “jajsjaj soy tan graciosa”. Their style suggests Intuition over Sensing: they jump quickly to big, emotional or humorous takes on events rather than concrete detail, e.g. calling BTS protected by “algún enigma bendito” in “a bangtan lo protege algún enigma bendito en este universo cuz this is what u get for being mean for no reason” and describing the year as cruel in “por qué el año está siendo tan cruel”. They are strongly Feeling‑oriented: tweets center on affection, values, and emotional reactions—overflowing love for idols and friends in “TE AMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”, spiritual framing like “gracias al grandísimo siempre 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻”, and identity‑tinged humor in “ESTO ES POR NOSOTRAS LAS GORDAS COMENTANDO ARIRANGGGG😭😭”. Their timeline feels spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, signaling Perceiving: they bounce between plans and impulses (wanting last‑minute tickets in “alguien q venga su entrada a 50mil para ver a @deftones”, joking about chaotic schedules in “tengo la semana más cargada y movida del año colectivos: huelga permanente”) and live very much in the moment. This mix of high social energy, imaginative dramatic framing, emotionally charged humor, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle fits ENFP best.

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Catholic-ish ARMY, Rosalia devotee & Buenos Aires wanderer. Once scheduled 10 appointments in a day and still made time to cry over a BTS comeback.– @vilalicee

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with whisky because they literally are out here living on the edge with “whisky con power” energy and Tuesday drinking like “escabiando un martes vergüenza es robar”. The citrus fizz on top mirrors their loud, chaotic joy when they scream about BTS and Jungkook like “dedicado a jungkook” and “no one gets butter like i do i’m sorry it’s just the truth”. A splash of red vermouth adds that bittersweet fandom devotion and sudden tenderness you feel when they say “qué hermoso fandom por favor ❤️” or talk about “mi papá, yo, el patio y the cure en el jbl”. The chili bitters are for the unfiltered, profanity-laced rants at cities and men like “hala la puta que te parió madrid” and “que HIJO DE PUTA este paul mescal”. Finally, the fluffy foam on top nods to their almost religious drama and love for divas and idols, from “Dios da Dios quita” to the endless devotion of “DIOS LA BENDIGA HOY Y SIEMPRE TE AMO ROSALIA”, proving this drink is messy, over-the-top, and absolutely sacred.

Your Hogwarts House
They repeatedly show a sharp, cutting sense of humor and a willingness to go on the offensive, even joking about violence or extreme reactions, as in “una bala perdida no se cruzó por ahí” and “así se debe tratar a un yankee, a los golpes”, which points to Slytherin’s aggressive, confrontational edge. Their comfort with morally gray behavior also comes through in “en mi época de doxeaba a gente por menos…” and “voy a sacarle carpetazos a TODAS”, suggesting resourcefulness and a readiness to use information as leverage. They’re fiercely devoted to their faves and in-groups, but in a ride-or-die, us-vs-them way more typical of Slytherins than Hufflepuffs, as seen in “NUNCA NOS VAN A BAJAR DE ESTE BARCOOO” and “NO ME BAJAN DEL BARCO NUNCAAAAA”. Even their religious and existential posts, like “ilumíname o elimíname” and “esto es bastante personal para alguien que decidió construir su vínculo con Dios de nuevo”, show an intense, all-or-nothing mindset that fits Slytherin’s dramatic self-preservation and drive. While they clearly have loyalty and humor, the dominant traits are cunning, bold confrontation, and a strong sense of allegiance to their chosen people, making Slytherin the best fit.

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The song that best suits them is Dynamite by BTS, because their timeline is full of chaotic joy, pop culture, and Bangtan devotion. They openly show their ARMY side, like when they said “a bangtan lo protege algún enigma bendito en este universo cuz this is what u get for being mean for no reason” and joked about Jimin with “JIMIN BROKE ASSJAJSJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAKA QUE IDIOTAS”. Their energy is loud, funny, and unapologetic, reflected in tweets like “escabiando un martes vergüenza es robar” and “vergüenza e hierro en mi sistema nunca tuve”, matching the carefree, feel-good vibe of the song. At the same time, they have emotional peaks and fandom highs, like “qué hermoso fandom por favor ❤️” and “la cúspide de felicidad a la que puedo llegar es incierta”, which echo the bright, uplifting mood of Dynamite. The mix of humor, partying, and intense love for their idols makes this glittery, explosive BTS track a perfect fit.

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