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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: smart, creative, a bit neurotic, and very self-aware. Like Lisa nerding out over niche interests, they latch onto specific fandoms and side characters, e.g. their fixation on Legends of Runeterra and Royce in “not me scrolling through muses on my grael account and going ‘ooh someone writes royce legends of runeterra as well!’ and realizing it’s just me.” and “ROYCE LEGENDS OF RUNETERRA IN NOXUS BALATRO”. There’s clear academic competence and overachiever energy in “Me invading the lecture of another major and walking out with full marks on their exam 😎” and “oh right i graduated from college two days ago”, very Lisa-coded. They’re introspective about mental health and personal growth, like in “come to think of it, 2023 24 was the period of time that my mental health hit absolute rock bottom, but ironically the one when i was most productive academic wise… good job, me. you’ve come a long way.”, which echoes Lisa’s balance of vulnerability and resilience. Their mix of righteous annoyance at others’ behavior and wry humor—such as “Living in a dorm really bolsters my belief that some people should be FORBIDDEN from public spaces.” and “Mbti getting popularized is annoying as fuck bc you’ve got people going ‘oh I’m a (insert mbti type) I’m SUPPOSED to be over skeptical’ like nah girl you’re just rude”—also fits Lisa’s combination of moral streak and exasperation with the world. Finally, their artsy/fandom side, sharing fanart and niche AUs like “Based off of a funny rp I had :3 Erlok Grael does not get paid enough for this”, mirrors Lisa’s love of creative expression and storytelling.

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They lean Extrovert: they enjoy social interaction and group fun like “Karaoke night with friends was the most fun I’ve had in a while. Like fuck, I wanna go again!” and happily chat with strangers on campus, as in “lead lost visitors to their desired locations on campus… am happy to chitchat along the way!”. Their humor and thought patterns are strongly Intuitive: they riff on abstract, playful concepts like “if you and your lifelong rival hate each other very much doesn’t that make you soulhates” and make meta-observations about characters and AUs, such as “why do I always develop this strange obsession over characters in hyper specific timelines/AUs”. They prioritize Feeling over strict logic, reacting emotionally to media and people: “Be honest, make people mad I guess… Seriously sometimes I wonder why I even bother to speak.” and “why am i always the shot messenger in my family… it’s not my fault y’all can’t communicate properly on your own.” show concern about harmony and hurt. Their Perceiving side appears in their scattered planning and spontaneity, like “Imagine having such a limited attention span you start a book chapter, a video, an rp reply, and an email… I finished none of those things.” and “echo make a plan and stick to it for fucks sake challenge”. Altogether, their outward energy, imaginative humor, emotional expressiveness, and loose relationship with structure align most closely with ENFP.

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College grad, campus guide by accident, fried-chicken philosopher. Writes villains, puns, and LoR brainrot between karaoke nights and bad milk tea.– @VillainyAndPuns

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a matcha milk tea base with boba, because they keep gleefully announcing their bubble tea adventures like “guys my milk tea has balls” and even enjoy when it tastes oddly like childhood, as in “my green milk tea tastes like play doh but i kinda like it??”. A shot of spiced rum (or strong black tea for a soft version) captures the chaotic gamer/Arcane fan energy of “ROYCE LEGENDS OF RUNETERRA IN NOXUS BALATRO” and “Aram's the best gamemode, cuz it's like League for when you want to play League but don't want to play League.”. The chili-vinegar syrup nods to their love of intense flavors in “mmmmmyes spicy noodles with a fuck ton of vinegar the world is HEALING” and the way their tweets swing between sweet and sharp. A dash of dark chocolate bitters represents the mix of self-deprecation and resilience in posts like “come to think of it, 2023 24 was the period of time that my mental health hit absolute rock bottom, but ironically the one when i was most productive academic wise. anyway good job, me. you’ve come a long way.”. Finally, the playful citrus foam on top embodies their loud, dramatic capslock enthusiasm in tweets such as “STEEL BALL RUN ANIME CONFIRMED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and the chaotic confidence of “Damn, I’m good (at making scrambled eggs)”, giving the whole cocktail a bright, meme-worthy finish.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a clear love of learning and intellectual challenge, like when they casually ace another major’s exam in “Me invading the lecture of another major and walking out with full marks on their exam 😎” and when they note they were most academically productive even while struggling mentally in “come to think of it, 2023 24 was the period of time that my mental health hit absolute rock bottom, but ironically the one when i was most productive academic wise.”. Their tweets show strong creativity and wordplay, such as inventing terms like “soulhates” in “if you and your lifelong rival hate each other very much doesn’t that make you soulhates you know, soulmates but with hate” and naming a dream egg “viEGGo” in “had a dream last night where i had a pet egg named viEGGo…”. They’re also introspective and reflective about their own behavior and productivity, as seen in “Imagine having such a limited attention span you start a book chapter, a video, an rp reply, and an email all within 5 minutes. Emphasis on START.”. Their passion for stories, characters, and detailed AUs in games and media (e.g., “odyssey yone is one of the few character revivals i would genuinely like to see think of it what if yone was not actually dead because he was saved by ora and returned to kayn like “i lived, bitch” and kayn just stares like him like he’s seen a ghost in this essay i’ll talk ab”) highlights the imaginative, analytical engagement typical of Ravenclaws. While they have flashes of Gryffindor-like boldness in their rants, the dominant pattern is wit, creativity, and intellectual curiosity, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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A fitting song for them is "I’m Still Standing" because it captures their mix of resilience, humor, and chaotic energy. They openly acknowledge past struggles while celebrating progress, like when they reflect on how their mental health hit rock bottom but they were still academically productive and proud of how far they’ve come: “anyway good job, me. you’ve come a long way.”. Their timeline is full of being knocked down by life in petty and big ways—chasing runaway bread in the wind: “have you ever seen someone chasing bread in the wind?”, getting sick: “getting sick sucks so much i’m never doing it again 😭😭”, or dealing with family drama: “why am i always the shot messenger in my family”—but they keep bouncing back with jokes and memes. The song’s upbeat defiance mirrors how they turn frustrations into entertaining posts, like raging over AI songs on Spotify: “why is spotify recommending me ai songs??? fuck OFF.” and stupid dorm behavior: “Living in a dorm really bolsters my belief that some people should be FORBIDDEN from public spaces.”. Despite constantly feeling unwell, overwhelmed, or annoyed, their tone is consistently vibrant, nerdy, and self-aware—exactly the kind of person who’s been through a lot but can still confidently say, like the song, that they’re "still standing" and a little stronger for it.

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