Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on mental health and patterns, e.g. spiral in September and wanting early treatment for Asperger’s in “Engraçado que em todo setembro…” and “Queria ter tido tratamento mais cedo…”.
- Emotionally-honest: Expresses vulnerability, emptiness, and loneliness very directly, as in “Tem uma hora que vc descobre ou só aceita que não dá pra desabafar…” and “Que estranho essa vontade de morrer do kct”.
- Socially-engaged: Shows interest in politics and society, commenting on Bolsonaro, Lula, prisons, and state violence in tweets like “Bolsonaro preso 😱😭” and “É como se ninguém tivesse morrido, ele foi mais uma estatística pro Estado adicionar na conta.”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care and admiration for close people, e.g. praising his girlfriend in “Eu tenho a melhor namorada do mundo. Vulgo @nattivory” and excitement about dates and connections in “Vou num encontro com uma ex aluna de teatro hj…”.
- Humorous: Frequently uses absurd humor and wordplay, such as the Jesus/atheist joke in “Imaginando agr um ateu chegando pra Jesus…” and the Naldo pun in “Tem pão? Não. E caldo? Naldo”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Often uses very strong, condemning language toward groups and individuals, e.g. calling people “escória da humanidade” in “Não, vc não é tão inteligente quanto pensa q é…” and attacking “metido a autista online” in “Não ô metido a autista online…”.
- Impulsive: Acknowledges acting without thinking and describes intense reactions, as in “Eu devia ser menos impulsivo kkklkkk” and the story of hitting a classmate’s leg after being startled in “Uma vez um mlk que tava sentado do meu lado gritou tão alto…”.
- Self-deprecating: Regularly talks about self-hatred and feeling doomed or defective, e.g. “Maldito Asperger, transtorno fdp!!!” and “Que estranho essa vontade de morrer do kct”.
- Cynical: Shows strong distrust toward others’ empathy and political sincerity, as in “É como se ninguém tivesse morrido, ele foi mais uma estatística…” and “Tem uma hora que vc descobre ou só aceita que não dá pra desabafar… compaixão… nada disso é real…”.
- Emotionally-overloaded: Reports crises and physical symptoms from stress, like fever and convulsions from exam anxiety in “Fiquei tão ansioso pras provas dessa semana q fiquei com febre até convulsionar…” and recurring crisis cycles in “Engraçado que em todo setembro de quase todos os anos eu entro numa espiral de crises…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: intellectually curious, politically engaged, and emotionally intense. They frequently discuss ideology and history in a reflective way, e.g. calling capitalism "a bosta" while distinguishing between different ideologies in “Opinião sobre ideologias anarquismo: utópico. comunismo: utópico². socialismo: termo amplo demais...”, which fits Lisa’s analytic, left-leaning but critical mindset. Like Lisa, they are highly sensitive and often feel misunderstood or isolated, as seen in “Tem uma hora que vc descobre ou só aceita que não dá pra desabafar... sentir isso é tão sufocante e dá uma sensação de vazio enorme...” and “Engraçado que em todo setembro de quase todos os anos eu entro numa espiral de crises...”. Their autism/Asperger reflections and frustration with how people treat it in “Maldito Asperger, transtorno fdp!!! ... muitos tratam como se Asperger e Autismo de Kanner são a mesma coisa...” echo Lisa’s feeling of being different and more serious than her peers. At the same time, they mix all that with sharp humor and irony in politics and daily life, like “Bolsonaro preso 😱😭” and the mock outrage in “Um absurdo! O STF condenou o condomínio de Jair Bolsonaro a mantê lo como residente fixo por 43 anos...”, which matches Lisa’s sarcastic, socially conscious side.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean Introvert (I): despite plenty of social commentary, they repeatedly describe feeling misunderstood, withdrawn, or unable to truly confide in others, e.g. the long reflection about not being able to vent and feeling suffocated and empty in “Tem uma hora que vc descobre ou só aceita que não dá pra desabafar…”, and the recurring suicidal ideation in “Engraçado que em todo setembro de quase todos os anos eu entro numa espiral de crises…”. Their style shows clear Intuition (N): they move quickly from specific events to big-picture social or philosophical takes, like turning a single killing into a systemic critique in “É como se ninguém tivesse morrido, ele foi mais uma estatística pro Estado adicionar na conta…”, or dissecting ideologies broadly in “Opinião sobre ideologias anarquismo: utópico. comunismo: utópico²…”. They are strongly Thinking (T) over Feeling: their tone is cutting, analytical and often contemptuous of what they see as intellectual laziness or performative morality, e.g. “Não, vc não é tão inteligente quanto pensa q é… Tipos que nem vc são a escória da humanidade, pedantes sem salvação…” and “Até quando vão aprender que ser maximalista e pagar de intelectual não necessariamente é ter personalidade?”. The Judging (J) side appears in their structured ideological stances and desire to categorize/critique systems and people, such as clearly defining their own political position in “Meu pai: neocon genérico… Eu: nacionalista com viés trabalhista de esquerda (GV, Jango e Brizola).” and their organized complaints about how Asperger’s is conceptualized and treated across institutions in “Maldito Asperger, transtorno fdp!!!… Sendo que quanto mais eu pesquiso, mais+” and “Queria ter tido tratamento mais cedo, quem sabe assim eu poderia me sentir melhor…”. Overall, the combination of withdrawn, introspective intensity, abstract/system-level thinking, harsh logical judgment, and preference for defined positions and critiques fits INTJ better than the more people-focused INFJ or the more externally boisterous ENTP/ENTJ types.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you finally got your CNH… does that mean I’m allowed to fall for you at high speed now, or do I still need an authorization from the Jawaharlal Nehru fortalezense traffic department?
- You said watching ‘Pixote’ with your mom was intense — how about we balance that trauma with something lighter: you, me, ‘Gash Bell’ deaths to cry about, and then I’ll farm aura for you better than those kids singing the Shopee jingle on your street.
- As a proudly ‘nacionalista com viés trabalhista de esquerda’ who celebrates Bolsonaro’s new 43‑year condo sentence, I think it’s only fair we form a coalition: you bring the politics and dark humor, I’ll bring snacks and unconditional emotional support.
- You talk about September spirals, feeling like you can’t vent, and how Asperger’s was mishandled in your life — if you ever want someone who actually listens instead of performing empathy for likes, I’d love to be the person you can safely overshare with at 3 a.m.
- You said your type of woman is ‘extroverted, listener, eccentric and intelligent’… I can’t promise all four, but I am extremely good at laughing at your ‘Tarifa do Lula, Taxa do Lula’ memes and calling you ‘MIGA’ with 27 K’s, which has to count for something.
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Law student, history nerd & part-time national-development theorist. Once broke an hourglass, cleaned the house so well my mom noticed a year later.– @VincentBari1
Your signature cocktail
Taquipariu Negroni Amarelo
This cocktail is strong and a bit chaotic, just like the timeline that goes from dark spirals to loud laughter in “Engraçado que em todo setembro de quase todos os anos eu entro numa espiral de crises…” and then suddenly “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. Amburana cachaça grounds it in Brazil and a bit of history-nerd energy, nodding to posts like “gosto muito de história adoro segunda guerra kkkk 🫠” and his Brizola/Jango-style nationalism in “Eu: nacionalista com viés trabalhista de esquerda (GV, Jango e Brizola).”. The bitter Campari and cold-brew coffee reflect his sharp, sometimes harsh takes on politics and people, such as “Não, vc não é tão inteligente quanto pensa q é…” and the disillusionment in “É como se ninguém tivesse morrido, ele foi mais uma estatística pro Estado adicionar na conta.”. The passion fruit juice brings the extroverted, romantic, slightly dramatic side that appears when he gushes in “Eu tenho a melhor namorada do mundo. Vulgo @nattivory” and goes nervously joyful in “Vou num encontro com uma ex aluna de teatro hj, meu sonho virou realidade”. Finally, the saline dash represents the constant tension between feeling misunderstood and trying to cope—like in his reflections on Asperger in “Maldito Asperger, transtorno fdp!!!”—adding depth and making everything else in the glass hit harder, exactly like his timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a strong Ravenclaw streak through love of ideas, analysis and self-reflection. They explicitly frame ideological questions in a structured, almost textbook way, as in their breakdown of political systems in “Opinião sobre ideologias anarquismo: utópico. comunismo: utópico². socialismo: termo amplo demais, logo depende do tipo de socialismo. capitalismo: apesar de melhor que o feudalismo, continua uma bosta. nacionalismo: desde que não seja ufanista, tudo bem +”, which shows analytical thinking and nuance. They also dive into detailed distinctions around diagnoses and concepts, as when they complain that people conflate Asperger and other autism presentations and talk about researching it more in “Maldito Asperger, transtorno fdp!!! O pior dessa desgraça é que como esse transtorno, atualmente está incluso no TEA, muitos tratam como se Asperger e Autismo de Kanner são a mesma coisa; que Asperger é literalmente apenas um autismo leve. Sendo que quanto mais eu pesquiso, mais+”. Their enjoyment of film, music, and history also appears in reflective tweets like watching Pixote with their mother in “Imagina ver Pixote com a própria mãe. Pq é isso q eu tô fazendo” and joking about "gosto muito de história adoro segunda guerra kkkk 🫠" in “gosto muito de história adoro segunda guerra kkkk 🫠”, suggesting intellectual interests beyond surface-level fandom. While there is some Gryffindor-style impulsiveness (e.g., “Eu devia ser menos impulsivo kkklkkk”) and sharp Slytherin-esque critiques (e.g., “Não, vc não é tão inteligente quanto pensa q é, só teve contatos, livros de sobra, amigos tão burros qnt vc além do fato de copiar as suas opiniões...”), the consistent pattern is someone who values understanding, categorizing, and debating ideas. That emphasis on intellect and analysis over pure ambition, loyalty, or bravado points most strongly to Ravenclaw.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
A well‑known song that fits them is Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day, because it balances cynicism, loneliness and resilience in a way that echoes their timeline. They often describe feeling isolated and misunderstood, like when they say that realizing you can’t really vent because support and compassion aren’t real for most people leaves a "sensação de vazio enorme" in “Tem uma hora que vc descobre ou só aceita que não dá pra desabafar…”. Their recurring September crises and flirting with self‑destructive thoughts, as in “Engraçado que em todo setembro de quase todos os anos eu entro numa espiral de crises… chegar perto de fazer alguma besteira…”, mirror the song’s theme of walking alone through dark moments while still moving forward. The frustration with inauthentic, performative politics and intellectualism, visible in “Até quando vão aprender que ser maximalista e pagar de intelectual não necessariamente é ter personalidade?” and “Não, vc não é tão inteligente quanto pensa q é… Tipos que nem vc são a escória da humanidade…”, lines up with the song’s disillusioned tone. At the same time, their dark humor, political engagement, and love for their girlfriend in “Eu tenho a melhor namorada do mundo. Vulgo @nattivory” show that, like in the song, they keep walking despite the broken‑dreams mood. Overall, the track’s mix of existential fatigue, anger at the world, and stubborn persistence strongly reflects their online persona.
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