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Your Simpsons character
The account combines clear intelligence and self-awareness with intense insecurity and self-loathing, very similar to Lisa Simpson’s mix of giftedness and emotional volatility. They say things like “Wish I was intelligent enough to go on long intelligent rants on here but clearly I’m not”, which mirrors Lisa’s constant anxiety that she’s not living up to her own standard. There’s also a strong moral/emotional extremism: they go from “I love my collection of oomfies I love love love u guys” to “Fuck my useless life”, similar to Lisa oscillating between idealism and despair. Their fixation on being perceived as special or superior, e.g. “You’re just jealous of me ok ur jealous of me because I’m more pretty tjan u I have more friends ppl like me I have more fans”, echoes Lisa’s ego and need for validation. Finally, the autism mention in the bio and tweet “Why is my iPad broken I’m autistic and I need it I’ll kill myself” fits with Lisa’s canonically neurodivergent-coded, obsessive, and hyper-focused personality, just expressed here in a much more online, abrasive, and darkly comic way than on the show.

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Lenny displays Introversion through a focus on solitary struggles and niche online subcultures, often feeling alienated in social spaces like her “computer clubroom”. Her Sensing trait is evident in her preoccupation with physical sensations and body metrics, such as “losing 2kg” or the tactical feeling of “opening plastic packaging with acrylics.” While her language is abrasive, she operates on a deeply personal Feeling value system, identifying with characters like “Cassie from euphoria” and expressing guilt over being “mean to her dad.” Finally, her Perceiving nature shows in her impulsive, day-to-day lifestyle, where she often “forgets what she did today” and makes spontaneous decisions about eating or “applying for a job.”

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Comp sci kid with Rick & Morty socks, a pregnancy pillow, and too many opinions on snacks, games & scales. Once fasted so hard I forgot my phone PIN.– @virgiinwithrage

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This drink is designed for the 'gorgeous princess' who manages to be both 'irritable as fuck' and chronically online. The high caffeine content is essential because she likely 'forgot her phone pin' due to extreme brainfog and needs to stay alert for her 'computer club' duties. It’s an experimental, bitter-sweet mess that reflects her 'junkarexic' lifestyle and obsession with 'looking like an influencer'. Served in a glass as thin as her patience, it's the perfect companion for anyone who claims to be 'stupidbitchmaxx' while demanding total tolerance.

Your Hogwarts House
Lenny exhibits a quintessential Slytherin disregard for social norms in favor of a self-serving hierarchy, frequently using derogatory labels to elevate herself above others, as seen when she asserts, “U r stupid fat skank chud slut I am gorgeous princess I’m skinnier too”. Her resourcefulness is channeled into maintaining her own strict personal agendas, such as when she “wuz deadass moving like James Bond” to sneak into the nurse's office. She prioritizes her own preservation and aesthetics above all else, bluntly stating, “If I was fat I would just not eat”. This combination of ruthless self-interest, ambition regarding her physical image, and a total lack of Hufflepuff-style empathy firmly places her in the house of the serpent.

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A well-known song that fits Lenny best is “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails, because it captures self-destructive impulses, numbness, and dark humor toward one’s own pain. They openly talk about self-harm and suicidal ideation, like asking “Should i cut myself yes or no” and saying “Fuck my useless life”, which reflects the song’s central themes of self-loathing and despair. Their extreme body image fixation and disordered eating, shown in posts like “If I was fat I would just not eat”, “Oh yay I lost 2kg this past week”, and repeatedly planning tiny OMAD sweets, mirror the song’s sense of physically and emotionally wearing oneself down. Even their attempt to turn pain into performance—asking people to insult them for arousal in “Hi everyone im a fat useless whore I bring nothing good to this world can you guys please insult me so I can fap”—matches the way Hurt turns private misery into a raw, exposed spectacle. Underneath the edgy jokes, racism, and aggression (e.g. “I am racist I AM COOL!”), there’s a constant undertone of someone who feels broken, misunderstood, and hollow, which is exactly the emotional core of the song.

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