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Your Simpsons character
While several characters express sadness, @virgin_crush aligns most with the vacant, haunting despair of Sarah Wiggum, who is often portrayed as a shell of a person. The user’s bio as a “rhinoplasty zombie” and their obsession with physical inadequacy, like wishing to “replace my whole face”, mirrors the character's muted, hollow presence. They frequently tweet about being a “meat prison” and feeling like they are “undead”, suggesting a state of existing without living. This deep nihilism, captured in thoughts like “we have no purpose”, evokes the quiet, dark emptiness beneath the surface of the Simpsons world.

Your MBTI personality Type
@virgin_crush exhibits strong Introversion and Intuition through a deep, solitary focus on internal suffering and abstract existentialism, often describing their life as a “meat prison” or a “defect in the production line.” Their dominant Feeling trait is evident in their intense emotional volatility, moving from a desire for romantic intimacy to admitting that “sometimes feeling miserable just feels sooooo good.” The Perceiving trait is shown through a lack of structure and a fatalistic view of time, as seen when they ask, “Hey the script ended a year ago, why am I still on set?” Overall, their tweets reflect the INFP's tendency toward deep individualistic melancholy, aestheticizing pain, and searching for personal meaning in a perceived “worthless” reality.

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Digital artist and observer. Exploring the intersection of human experience and modern expression through visual media. For business inquiries, contact via DM.– @virgin_crush

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This drink captures the essence of a “rhinoplasty zombie” trapped in a “meat prison”. The high-proof absinthe reflects a state of “psychosis of a 17 year old,” while the activated charcoal ensures every sip is a literal “coalpost” rather than a gempost. The savory, industrial notes of celery bitters mimic a room that “smells like oil,” creating an experimental flavor profile for someone who feels like a “defect in the production line.” Finally, the metallic garnish reminds the drinker of the “blood dripping down my phone screen” during a long night of doomscrolling.

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The user exhibits a classic Slytherin focus on self-preservation and a resource-driven worldview, stating “Real niggas know money the only thing that matter”. Their ambition is often turned inward or toward intense personal desires, as seen when they prioritize physical sensation over all else: “I’d go through even more misery than I have my whole life just to savor 10 minutes of the feeling of you inside me”. This cunning is paired with a sharp, nihilistic realism that rejects Hufflepuff fairness or Gryffindor heroism, noted in their observation that “The wrong people are suffering, why do christcucks think the world is made perfect?”. Ultimately, their self-labeling as a “rhinoplasty zombie” and preoccupation with bodily autonomy and hierarchy aligns with the darker, more individualistic traits of the serpent's house.

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The user’s feed is defined by deep self-loathing and a sense of physical and social alienation, mirroring the song's themes of being an outsider. They describe themselves as a “sickness in human skin” and a “disgusting freak”, capturing the song’s 'I’m a weirdo' sentiment. The lyrics' yearning for a perfect body and soul is reflected in the user's desire to “replace my whole face, give me new skin”. Ultimately, their declaration that they “don’t belong here” perfectly aligns with the track's iconic chorus of existential displacement.

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