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Mr. Burns is a power‑hungry, elitist figure who constantly plots purges and promotes loyalists, matching the user's rhetoric about "Purge traitors Promote loyalists" and "Focus domestic policy on what gives us Congress in the midterms". The user’s conspiracy‑laden, misogynistic commentary such as "The airlines and hotels are running a joint propaganda operation fueling resentment towards white women" mirrors Burns' contempt for the common people and manipulative schemes. Their focus on domination and disdain for women (e.g., "Rizzed up perverts are the only men suited to rule") aligns with Burns' view of men as superior and his domineering personality. The user’s criticism of modern education, "The modern education systems failure to teach basic law, civics and finances has done untold harm on our society", reflects Burns’ belief that only the elite should guide the masses. Overall, the extremist, anti‑democratic, and elitist tone of the tweets best fits the character of Mr. Burns.

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The user consistently addresses a broad audience and issues commands, showing extraverted behavior (e.g., “To all my frens: I care and good things are coming your way,” “If you’re a small account, blocking these accounts is more effective than anything else”). They focus on big‑picture patterns and speculative futures, indicating intuition (“Mass purges slow down the opposition…,” “The airlines and hotels are running a joint propaganda operation…”). Their language is analytical and objective, prioritizing logic over emotion (“If you’re legitimately scared of urban crime, you should be relegated to the hinterlands,” “You should check who your beneficiaries are on your financial accounts”). Finally, they lay out detailed, step‑by‑step strategies, reflecting a judging preference (“Leisure maxxing: Move to high BAH area after discharge… This is very doable,” “Important to note that we may not be in power next election… we must set our guys up to be positions of power”).

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Veteran, VA-loan & finance pro, self-improvement enthusiast, rural living advocate. Once fought my brother over a roastie at last call.– @VirilityMaxxed

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The Maxxed Warrior is a brutal, high‑proof bourbon cocktail spiked with a raw egg yolk and a shot of espresso, finished with a dash of Tabasco. It mirrors VirilityMaxxed’s hyper‑masculine, no‑nonsense vibe, as seen in his claim "egg yolk and shell has been a game changer" and his constant push for "rizzed up perverts are the only men suited to rule". The bitter coffee notes echo his disdain for "Gotta love people shilling monk fruit and stevia trash" and the hot sauce adds the fiery aggression of tweets like "fuck fuck fuck". The raw egg represents his obsession with "looksmaxxing" and "virility", while the over‑proof bourbon captures the "maxxed" aspect of his handle. This drink is as unapologetically intense as his tweet "The modern education systems failure to teach basic law, civics and finances has done untold harm on our society."

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The user frequently emphasizes personal ambition and power, e.g., “If @elonmusk was serious about the birth rate he’d fund me to build this” and “Important to note that we may not be in power next election… set our guys up to be positions of power.” They also display a cunning, self‑promoting mindset, saying “Rizzed up perverts are the only men suited to rule” and constantly talk about “maxxing” and scheming for advantage. Their bio “S’Aguerrir” (to become battle‑hardened) and many tweets about manipulating politics and finances further reflect the Slytherin traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a desire for control. While they occasionally mention loyalty to friends, the dominant theme is strategic self‑advancement, aligning most closely with Slytherin.

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The song "Macho Man" by the Village People captures the hyper‑masculine, self‑aggrandizing vibe of @VirilityMaxxed. Their bio "S’Aguerrir" (to become hardened) and tweets like "Rizzed up perverts are the only men suited to rule" and "Me and bro fighting over a roastie at last call" showcase a constant performance of machismo. The chorus "Macho, macho man, I'm a macho man" mirrors their repeated emphasis on virility, dominance and the "bro" culture evident in posts about "brothers" and "virility maxxed". Finally, the song’s celebration of swagger and bravado aligns with their advice on financial "maxxing" and the urge to "move to high BAH area after discharge", a push to be the ultimate "alpha" in every arena.

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