Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Blunt honesty: Consistently says what they think without sugarcoating, e.g. criticizing bodychecking and ED trends in “every once in a while i come across someone on tt very non subtly body checking and promoting eds...”.
- Self-awareness: Openly recognizes their own flaws and coping mechanisms, like admitting “im a loser who has to put down other people and make them feel bad about themselves in order to keep my ego stable” in this tweet.
- Critical thinking: Questions social norms and trends, such as calling out the ‘shedtwt purity test’ for comparing struggles in “shedtwt purity test is the worst thing to ever exist...”.
- Anti-racist stance: Speaks strongly against racism and mocks Turkish racist attitudes in “the amount of racism turkish people have is insane...” and related posts about Black representation in media.
- Dark humor creativity: Uses vivid, imaginative language and dark humor, for example the exaggerated cannibalism imagery in “i get so hungry looking at muscular men oh my god. i want to tear into their flesh...”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent expression: Frequently uses graphic violent fantasies toward others, such as threatening mutuals with acid in “every single oomf is required to talk to me every single day... or i throw you in acid”.
- Self-harm glorification: Openly romanticizes and escalates self-harm, e.g. demanding deeper cuts in “its pathetic when people want to cut for me but they can barely make it bleed...” and eroticizing others’ wounds in “oomf should let me tonguefuck his cuts”.
- Misery fixation: Shows a persistent desire for harm or death, like preferring murder over love in “i dont want to be loved i want to be brutally murdered” and repeated “kill me” posts such as this one.
- Hostile communication: Frequently directs contempt at others, calling people “useless” in this tweet or saying “you all need to die” about ED commenters in this post.
- Relationship sabotage: Expresses destructive impulses toward relationships, like threatening self-harm to control a partner in “if he doesnt text me back im slitting in front of him the next time i see him” and resenting his refusal to leave in “its actually pissing me off how he repeatedly refuses to break up w me. just leave”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as introverted: they dislike social interaction and find even mild engagement draining and anxiety‑inducing, e.g. “i am deathly afraid of sociable people its so anxiety inducinf to me” and “i dont understand people who 'argue with people for fun' because even non agressive normal interactions with other people stress me out”. Their posts are heavily intuitive, focusing on abstract patterns, ethics, and meta‑takes rather than concrete details, such as critiquing cultural racism in Turkish society in “the amount of racism turkish people have is insane…” and analyzing political behavior in “i wonder how many republican men are aware that they are arguing with teenage girls on the internet”. They lean thinking over feeling in how they express themselves: their tone is blunt, analytical, and often contemptuous rather than tactful, as seen in “im a loser who has to put down other people and make them feel bad about themselves in order to keep my ego stable” and “why is everything written by chatgpt… are you so fucking retarded that you can't write down your thoughts”. Their life and emotions appear chaotic rather than structured, suggesting perceiving: they frequently react in the moment and embrace inconsistency, e.g. “sometimes i wanna say nasty shit just to piss ppl off” and “what the fuck is the point of having more mutuals if no ones even gonna see my thirsty cannibalism tweets”. Overall, an INTP fit captures an inward‑focused, abstract, sharp‑tongued, and unstructured personality that experiments with extreme ideas and dark humor more as intellectual/emotional exploration than as socially planned performance.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said buff dudes are the human equivalent of beef cattle and make you hungry, but honestly with the way you drag Twitter, I’m pretty sure you’ve already eaten everyone alive except me—wanna make me your emotional chew toy instead?
- You complaining that desserts ‘never taste as good as they look’ is crazy, because you literally look like one of those perfect aesthetic cakes and I’m 99% sure you’d actually ruin my life exactly as good as you look.
- You: ‘men have to cry more.’ Me: already sobbing because my mutual quota says I have to talk to you every day or you’ll throw me in acid, and lowkey… that’s the healthiest relationship dynamic I’ve ever been offered.
- For someone who says they don’t care about deep conversations and hates people, you’re weirdly thoughtful about shit like racism, therapy costs, and purity tests… if this is you ‘not caring,’ I’d hate to see how hard I’d fall if you ever actually decided to be nice to me.
- You’re out here mad at TikTok body checking, complaining about Erika Kirk making you want to starve, and arguing what counts as ‘real’ self-harm—how about we compromise: I stop hurting myself, and you just ruin me psychologically instead?
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Turkish art goblin with too many opinions, too much coffee, and a life goal of proving cake tastes worse than it smells.– @visceranvom1t
Your signature cocktail
Styro & Scarlet Wolfbite
High-proof overproof rum stands in for their intense, unfiltered energy and self-destructive edge, echoing lines like “i keep seeing the same five self harm vids can yall switch it up a bit. get new people to cut themselves” and “kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me aaaaaaaaaaaaaa”. Fresh blood orange juice adds a sharp, vivid acidity that mirrors both their gore fascination and cannibal hunger in “i get so hungry looking at muscular men oh my god. i want to tear into their flesh and have their blood spurt on my face after puncturing the femoral artery...”. Black coffee concentrate brings bitterness and insomnia-brain vibes, fitting their misanthropic honesty like “and i hate people. even if i like someone, and they like me too, i still have this hatred of humanity planted so deep into my psyche”. Grenadine or pomegranate syrup layers in a deceptively pretty sweetness over all the violence, much like their playful yet brutal tone in “dont you hate it too when you go on a date but you don't even get to cut him open and fondle his internal organs. ugh. men, why?”. Finally, crushed ice with a dash of sea salt adds a cold, stinging edge that nods to their fixation on pain and scars in “scar tissue is starting to form. im so excited for the scar lalaöamdkfmö” and their lupine alter-ego in “im a wolf btw. not a therian. not a furry. just a wolf. awooooo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently show a dark, ruthless edge and a fascination with power and control that fits Slytherin. Their enjoyment of violent fantasies, like wanting to "tear into" muscular men and treat them as meat in “i get so hungry looking at muscular men oh my god. i want to tear into their flesh and have their blood spurt on my face after puncturing the femoral artery...”, demonstrates a thrill in transgression and dominance. They openly admit to using cruelty as a tool to stabilize their own ego in “im a loser who has to put down other people and make them feel bad about themselves in order to keep my ego stable”, which is a very self-aware, instrumental approach to others. Even in the self-harm community, they frame things competitively and with harsh standards, as in “its pathetic when people want to cut for me but they can barely make it bleed. bitch you better go all the way down to the muscle or im not counting shit”. Their misanthropy and desire for control over relationships, for example threatening oomfs in “every single oomf is required to talk to me every single day if they want to remain alive. you WILL talk to me or i throw you in acid”, reflect Slytherin’s darker traits: possessiveness, intensity, and a will to impose their own rules. While they can be sharp and observant, the core throughline is not curiosity or loyalty but a relentless, often hostile assertion of self, which is quintessentially Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Bury A Friend - Billie Eilish
The dark, intrusive, and violent stream-of-consciousness in Bury A Friend fits their obsessively morbid, self-destructive posting style and fascination with gore and cutting, like “i once got my cuts infected by putting on hello kitty bandaids. fuck hello kitty” and “i love picking the scabs from my styros. so satisfying”. The song’s themes of wanting to disappear and being at war with yourself mirror tweets such as “AND i hate myself for existing. for being human. i hate being a person. i hate having to be human. get me out” and “kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me aaaaaaaaaaaaaa”. Its blend of menace and vulnerability tracks with their posts that mix cruelty and self-loathing, like “im a loser who has to put down other people and make them feel bad about themselves in order to keep my ego stable”. The body horror and predatory undertones echo their cannibalistic and violent sexual fantasies, such as “i get so hungry looking at muscular men oh my god. i want to tear into their flesh and have their blood spurt on my face after puncturing the femoral artery”. Overall, the song’s eerie, self-annihilating energy fits a persona who jokes about being a monster while clearly suffering, as seen in “all pain is sexual to me” and “i dont want to be loved i want to be brutally murdered”.
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