Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social Connector: He maintains an active circle of friends, frequently tagging peers like Cenk Özkan and organizing group activities like fishing for a friend.
- Cultural Appreciator: He shows a deep appreciation for local cinema and humor, specifically praising Kolpaçino for its sophisticated street slang and timing.
- Analytical Mindset: He applies academic or logical frameworks to everyday life, whether discussing materialist perspectives or identifying mathematical errors in others' logic.
- Anti-Incel Stance: He vocally opposes 'incel' culture, advocating for respect toward women and encouraging peers to maintain self-improvement and hygiene.
- Philosophical Humor: He balances his 'theorist' persona with self-aware irony, finding humor in divine justice and his own contradictory habits.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Language: He frequently uses harsh profanity and insults when frustrated, such as attacking Idefix's customer service or Spotify's payment system.
- Objectifying Commentary: He often comments on women's physical appearances in a reductive manner, describing them as purely physical 'physics theories' or judging their real-life bodies.
- Generalizing Prejudices: Despite claiming to fight bias, he admits to falling into village-elder stereotypes about Kurds based on single negative encounters.
- Financial Instability: He expresses significant stress over basic expenses, noting an urgent need for money to cover dates and debts.
- Impulsive Reactivity: He admits to extreme reactions, such as cutting off friends for insults or experiencing physical dread regarding professional office life.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The closest match is Homer Simpson: chaotic, vulgar, funny, oddly affectionate, and constantly oscillating between laziness and big feelings. Like Homer, he mixes crude jokes with bursts of pseudo-philosophy and theology, e.g. “gece oldu mu allahın büyüklüğünü içtihat ediyoruz sabah oldu mu yine başa dönüyoruz…”, which feels like Homer’s sudden, half-baked wisdom about life and God. His aggressive but ultimately unserious rants, such as “oglum su ofsayti kaldirin harbiden zerre zevk birakmiyor amk ya” and “ali koç gitmedikçe bu takım düzelmez bunu kafanıza kazıyın”, echo Homer’s sports-fan outbursts where emotion trumps logic. He’s obsessed with food and comfort in a very Homer way, bragging about shawarma and unlimited burgers like in “hmbrgrye en son 2019da geldim simdi kolayida sinirsiz yapmislar batiririz lan orayi” and “yeni yil masamizdir 1.5 shawarma”. Finally, his lewd but oddly devoted takes on women and relationships, like “ben karımın ayağını yalarım ayağını hayattada iğrenç diye bir hakarette bulunmam”, mirror Homer’s mixture of buffoonish horniness and genuine attachment to Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They literally self-identify as ISTP in their bio, and their behavior fits it well: a detached, ironic, action-oriented style with bursts of strong reaction. Their focus is very concrete and sensory, from food and bodily experiences like “bağırsak floram @sarbondioksit le yediğim yarım kilo sarma baklavadan sonra bir daha düzelmedi ne yedik biz amına koyim” to specific match events and refereeing calls such as “oglum su ofsayti kaldirin harbiden zerre zevk birakmiyor amk ya”, which is classic S-type concreteness over abstraction. Their voice is blunt, impersonal and heavily Thinking‑oriented, openly insulting people’s analysis with “oglum siz ne yarak yarak analiz yapiyorsunuz lan bir ton adamda bunu begeniyor” and criticizing ideas or behaviors rather than trying to harmonize feelings. Socially they seem comfortable in groups and with public banter, but the tone is more observing and commenting than seeking emotional validation, for example mocking social types and internet personas in “cakma entellerin otantik bok renkli ortadogu estetigi asklari... fairuz dovmesi yaptir bir de sirtina”, which suits an introverted analyzer who still moves in social spaces. Their lifestyle looks highly spontaneous and present-focused—sudden plans, impulsive jokes about war or seferberlik like “seferberlikte askere çağrılınca maaş olayı nasıl oluyor boş boş evde yatacağımıza savaşa gidelim bari kolu bacağı çizdirir gazilikte alırız”—which matches the Perceiving side of ISTP rather than structured, plan‑heavy J types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “our country is the land of depressive guys who can’t leave the house” — if you ever want field research, I volunteer as the depressive guy who finally leaves the house… for a tunalı walk and hamsi+şarap with you.
- Kolpaçino is a 10/10 with never‑ending tempo and no weak actors; statistically that means you’re due to meet at least one 10/10 viewer. Plot twist: it’s me, and I’m inviting you to a rewatch + live ‘sokak lugatı’ commentary date.
- You: ‘year’s first goal is 0 sugar for two days except a spoon of brownie from a girl.’ Me: I can help you keep the diet — we’ll share one brownie, you eat the 0‑sugar part, I’ll sacrifice myself for the sugary part and for your company.
- You’re out here planning year‑end shawarma tables, hamsi hunts for KTC, and a New Year’s mix of alcohol + namaz to ‘disturb every side’ — as a political scientist & economist, have you calculated the social impact of adding ‘romantic walk with me’ to that coalition government?
- As a self‑proclaimed Kurdologist, Sovietologist, and name‑theorist who had an existential crisis over ‘Belözoğlu’ as a surname, I feel like the only etymology you really need to study now is ‘Ahmet + me’ — because I swear that combination translates to “movement halinde olmak, düşünmemek.”
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Ankara-based political science grad who quotes Kolpaçino like scripture. Football, films, metro observations & the occasional accidental wisdom.– @vitapugnaest
Your signature cocktail
Kolpaçino Kürdolog Fizz
This drink starts with rakı, a loud, no-nonsense base for someone who calls Kolpaçino a “10/10 film” and spends half their timeline swearing at referees and presidents, because it needs to hit as hard as their football rants. A splash of dry red wine nods to the eternal “hamsi + şarap” bit, where they keep repeating “hamsiyle şarap içilir mi amına koyum ya puahha” in every setting of life. Spicy ginger syrup captures that aggressive, roasted humor and sudden eruptions like “oglum siz ne yarak yarak analiz yapiyorsunuz lan,” giving the drink a burn that lingers. Fresh lemon juice stands for the unexpectedly reflective, almost spiritual side in lines like “gece oldu mu allahın büyüklüğünü içtihat ediyoruz…,” adding sour clarity beneath the chaos. Finally, a tiny spoon of cocoa powder on top represents the soft, romantic undercurrent—worried about “ilk date” waffle and girlfriends’ brownies as in “kızın browniesine bir kaşık attım…”—a bitter-sweet dusting over an otherwise explosive, experimental cocktail.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user presents as impulsive, confrontational, and driven by a kind of street-level hero complex, which points strongly to Gryffindor. They repeatedly rush to strong moral or emotional positions with zero hesitation, like demanding justice in football and public life: “mac hakkinda konusnayin konusani sikerim suskunluk yasasi” and “ali koç gitmedikçe bu takım düzelmez bunu kafanıza kazıyın”, showing boldness and readiness to fight for what they think is right. There’s also a protection-of-the-weak streak hidden under the vulgarity, such as empathizing with disadvantaged people: “söğütözü metro üstgeçidinde yalın ayak dilenen adamı ne zaman görsek 2 3 dakika biz” and worrying about a friend’s death impact: “bu ediz piçi ölürse 1 2 hafta etkisinden çıkamayız fena boşluğa düşeriz aq”. Their style is fiery and risk‑embracing rather than calculating: they openly mock powerful figures and entire groups—“oglum @atademirer komik misin lan seeen”, “ne kadar orospu çocuğu varsa letterbox hesabı açmış”—suggesting courage and disregard for social fallout more than Slytherin‑style strategic self‑preservation. While they occasionally show reflective or analytical notes—“aydın adam pratik aksiyoner olmalıdır. pratiklikten soyutlanmış aydın sınıfı ağlaktır, dolayısıyla aydın değildir.”—these thoughts always circle back to action and "being a doer," which aligns more with Gryffindor’s valor and impulsive action than with Ravenclaw’s detached intellect. Overall, the combination of brash moral certainty, readiness to jump into conflict, and protective loyalty to friends fits a very modern, foul‑mouthed Gryffindor archetype.
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Your song
Lose Yourself - Eminem
A well‑known song that fits them best is Lose Yourself by Eminem, because it captures a chaotic, hustling, darkly humorous life where you keep pushing through frustration. They constantly bounce between cynicism and ambition, like when they say “hareket halinde olmak dusunmemek”, which mirrors the song’s obsession with staying in motion and seizing the moment. Their mix of vulgar street language and unexpectedly philosophical takes, for example “bu hareketler, bu kıyafet, bu müzik , ne anlama geliyor amk... ... hayatın %90'ı ilüzyondur”, fits Eminem’s blend of raw realism and reflection. They’re clearly struggling with money and everyday grind (“bizim çok acil 3000 liraya ihtiyacımız var”) yet still joke and keep going, like the song’s theme of fighting through bad circumstances. Even their mix of religiosity and hedonism – “yılbaşı kutlicaz çıtırdan alkol kullancaz namaz kılacaz yeni seneye hamd u senalarla girecez kısacası her kesimi rahatsız edeceğiz” – feels like the contradictory, intense inner life Eminem raps about in Lose Yourself. They live loud, messy, and defiant, which is exactly the energy of that song.
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