Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Jokes about their own habits and performance, like “mi primer ensayo paes ❤️ la pasé cmo el hoyo” and “odio estadística realmente no entiendo niuna wea”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and absurdity in daily situations, such as “weón en el baño en vez de jabón hay quix ???” and “tenía un calcetín en el pantalón......”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares joy, anger, stress, and affection, like “conchetumare el mejor día de mi vida” and “q materias de mierda q horario de mierda q colegio de mierda q curso de mierda ya no quiero ir más”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for idols and groups, e.g. “chiquillos genuinamente creo que zb1 es el mejor bg que existe” and “terminé de ver el mv de icarus dios mío artms como las amo”.
- Politically-aware: Comments critically on politics and society, like “este guaton ql cuestiona el voto femenino pero ojo que el pc es un peligro a la democracia 🤪” and mocking moral panic in “y sigue la dictadura gay o no”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Uses strong insults even for everyday frustration, such as “vieja culiá le falta pico” and frequent swear-filled rants about school and people.
- Academic-procrastination: Often leaves work late or struggles to focus, like “tenía una presentación para mañana y me acordé recién upsi” and choosing YouTube over preparing in “terminar la presentación… o ser feliz y ver youtube........”.
- Negative-schooloutlook: Repeatedly frames school and classmates in very negative terms, e.g. “q colegio de mierda q curso de mierda ya no quiero ir más” and “creo q genuinamente voy a terminar odiando a mi curso con las alianzas”.
- Stress-prone: Frequently overwhelmed by tests and obligations, like “5 pruebas la última semana los odio” and panic over exams in “mi primer ensayo paes ❤️ la pasé cmo el hoyo”.
- Impulsive-posting: Tweets intense reactions in the moment, later hinting at regret, as seen in “hola borren pls no estoy lista emocionalmente” and “it was never that serious creo que sólo tenía pena”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read on the metro and complain about expensive prep courses and statistics, which fits Lisa’s academically focused, overworked student vibe: “pq los preus son tan caros kwhdkeje qué hago.......”, “odio estadística realmente no entiendo niuna wea”, and “leyendo un fanfic camino al colegio pq se me quedaron los audífonos en la casa ❤️”. They mix good grades with anxiety and self-deprecation, like Lisa stressing over perfection: “805 puntos en el ensayo de matemática y no ocupe ni una fórmula 🫰 slay” versus “me saqué un 3,1 yo creo que voy a ser puntaje nacional m1”. Their political and social awareness, calling out sexism and homophobia, also echoes Lisa’s moral streak: “este guaton ql cuestiona el voto femenino pero ojo que el pc es un peligro a la democracia 🤪” and “y sigue la dictadura gay o no”. At the same time, their intense fandom (K‑pop, AO3, games) and melodramatic swings between joy and despair resemble Lisa’s tendency to get deeply obsessed and emotionally invested: “chiquillos genuinamente creo que zb1 es el mejor bg que existe” and “being a zerosebit means its always either the worst day of your life or the best day of your life”. Overall, they’re a sharp, socially conscious, slightly frazzled teen nerd with big feelings—very Lisa coded, just with more swearing.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: although they talk about friends and school, their tweets are more about internal reactions and online fandom than actively seeking social spotlight, e.g. stressing over presentations and PAES: “tenía una presentación para mañana y me acordé recién upsi”, “mi primer ensayo paes ❤️ la pasé cmo el hoyo”. They seem strongly Intuitive, focusing on fandom, narratives, and associative humor rather than concrete, sensory detail, like turning everything into boy group/Loona jokes: “how can i make this about jebeloona” and musing about group eras and covers: “no y cuando zb1 haga un cover de so what”. Their stance is clearly Feeling-oriented: they vent about frustration and affection more than logic, such as emotional swings over grades and fandom: “it was never that serious creo que sólo tenía pena” and “being a zerosebit means its always either the worst day of your life or the best day of your life”. They appear Perceiving rather than structured, repeatedly procrastinating and reacting last-minute instead of planning, like forgetting a presentation: “tenía una presentación para mañana y me acordé recién upsi”, hating fixed school structures: “q materias de mierda q horario de mierda q colegio de mierda q curso de mierda ya no quiero ir más”, and debating between working or watching YouTube: “terminar la presentación… o ser feliz y ver youtube........”. Altogether—emotionally expressive, fandom-focused, imaginative, and somewhat disorganized—this fits best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can pull 805 on a math PAES without using a single formula, imagine what we could do if we actually sat down together and ‘practiced with the calculator’ like your prof said. Study date, but we both cheat off each other.
- You were reading AO3 on the metro because you forgot your headphones… I volunteer as the next distraction. No fic, just me giving you main character moments between estaciones.
- You say being a zerosebit means it’s always either the worst or best day of your life — let me take you to play bowling again, rig it so you win like last time, and officially upgrade your lore to ‘vividhao: permanent best day arc.’
- You’re stressed about alliances, preu, and that horrible statistics class, but still screaming about ZB1 and LOONA comebacks; I don’t have a solution for the dictatorship of school, but I can absolutely be your personal ‘calcetín con rombos man’ sidekick through all of it.
- You said your dream is to have the same red hair as Hao — hear me out: you, Hao‑red hair, me pretending I’m in Boys Planet watching you from biology class again, except this time I actually ask for your number instead of just suffering in silence.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Chilean student surviving stats, K‑pop comebacks & lost TNEs. Once read AO3 on the metro because I forgot my headphones.– @vividhao
Your signature cocktail
Calcetín con Rombos Highball
The pisco + terremoto-style wine base is a nod to their Chilean vibe and chaotic student life, like “tomando terremoto mientras juego cdm...... life is good” and all the PAES/ensayo suffering. Red grapefruit soda brings fizzy, fruity queer pop energy, echoing their k‑pop stan side and tweets like “los amo jebewon son el mejor bg que existe fr” and “realmente son el mejor grupo q existe pq qué otro grupo tiene una canción tan buena cmo sonatine”. The merkén chili rim captures their sharp, unfiltered mouth in posts like “vieja culiá le falta pico” and “electivo culiao se nota que son puros hombres pq siempre huele a HOYO”. A dash of lime represents the academic stress and low-key existential crisis in “odio estadística realmente no entiendo niuna wea” and “q materias de mierda q horario de mierda q colegio de mierda q curso de mierda ya no quiero ir más”. The gummy or candy heart garnish hints at their soft, dramatic fangirl core under the chaos, like “cuando veo fotos del rui me dan ganas d morder el celu .” and the melodrama of “being a zerosebit means its always either the worst day of your life or the best day of your life”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They consistently show a strong academic and intellectual focus, even when they’re frustrated with it, which fits Ravenclaw’s love of learning. They complain about school but still care a lot about performance, like stressing over presentations in tweets such as “terminar la presentación para el miércoles donde tengo q saberme todo de memoria o ser feliz y ver youtube........”, obsessing over grades in “promedio 6,1 en estadística Soy via pa la wea”, and sarcastically analyzing their low score in “me saqué un 3,1 yo creo que voy a ser puntaje nacional m1”. They show clear analytical self‑reflection around exams and practice, as in “el profe me puso que tenía que practicar con la calculadora 😭 supiera que por usar la calculadora me fue mal” and “odio estadística realmente no entiendo niuna wea”, which reads like someone who wants to understand, not just pass. Their humor is also very sharp and observant, e.g. their mocking of political hypocrisy in “este guaton ql cuestiona el voto femenino pero ojo que el pc es un peligro a la democracia 🤪” and media language in “'avocado toast' o sea un pan con palta”, showing wit and critical thinking over pure sentiment. While they’re clearly loyal to their groups and friends, their defining traits across the timeline are intellectual focus, sarcasm, and analytical commentary, which align most strongly with Ravenclaw rather than the more emotion‑ or ambition‑driven houses.
Your movie
Your song
So What - LOONA
The song So What by LOONA fits them perfectly because it’s bold, chaotic, and unapologetically confident, just like their timeline. They’re very openly a LOONA fan and even daydream about their faves covering the song, writing “no y cuando zb1 haga un cover de so what”, which shows how central both LOONA and this track’s energy are to them. Their tweets swing between school stress and not caring, like “q materias de mierda q horario de mierda q colegio de mierda q curso de mierda ya no quiero ir más” yet also “tomando terremoto mientras juego cdm...... life is good”, matching the song’s theme of pushing through and doing what you want anyway. They’re also proudly queer and dramatic about their stan life, as seen in “im queer and baited ❤️” and “being a zerosebit means its always either the worst day of your life or the best day of your life”, which echoes the song’s rebellious self-assertion. Overall, So What captures their mix of teen angst, queer joy, and fearless K‑pop obsession.
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